break all of your fingers or break one finger of a loved one and never tell them why...
have hair like a monkey, all over your body or pluck the hairs off of Richard Simons' body with your teeth...-Superman
have your nose grow like pinochio every time you spoke or run around a highway in heavy traffic...
suck on Cate's toe for along time or paint your right torso blue while riding a dog...
get run over by a car with studded tires or hang from the cealing by your seat for three days, naked...
where an outfit of 2 regular sized cd's in school or eat 12 pencils then spit them up and mold them into a shoethat you would have to wear for a week...
rapp your self up in tinfoil for an hour to bake in the sun like a potato or eat your toe nails off of your feet after walking on your feet for an entire day...
eat a dead, decaying moose or gurgle with water mixed with used kitty litter?
be naked on national tv or walk around with a pureed tunafish sandwich on your head for a month...Superman
eat your cat's hairball or have to ride a tricycle as your unit of transportation...
have sex on national television so everyone saw it, or grow a third boob...-Cate
have to file your big toes off, or have to bathe in a bathtub full of cow dung once a day for a month and not be able to clean it off...-Superman
bite your arm off or shave your head then implant snaps on it so you can have people snap their clothes to your head...
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1. ...under a formal dinning room table
2. ...on the roof
3. ...in the back seat of your car or cab
4. ...on a surf board
5. ...while riding a horse
6. ...on a hike
7. ...while skydiving
8. ...in the sink
9. ...in a bath tub with no water
10. ...in the ocean
11. ...on the dryer during a cycle
12. ...in your parents bed
13. ...while skiing
14. ...while preparing a meal
15. ...while playing sports, preferably with balls
16. ...while in a room full of mirrors
17. ...in a casket
18. ...on the beach
19. ...on a lifeguard stand
20. ...on a zamboni
21. ...on a gondola
22. ...in the cockpit of a plane
23. ...while composing a symphony
24. ...while playing an instrument
25. ...in your boss' office
26. ...while of the phone with your parents
27. ...on the top of a roofless tour bus
28. ...in the library on the stacks
29. ...while taking the SAT's or ACT's
30. ...during your road test and still passing
31. ...during a legal trial while on the witness stand
32. ...during a tour of the white house
33. ...on the white house lawn
34. ...while performing surgery on a persons cataract
35. ...while in a kayak
36. ...while riding dolphin
37. ...at the top of a ferris wheel
38. ...during a roller coaster
39. ...on a teacher's desk
40. ...on the travel compartment above a car
41. ...on a copy machine while copying
42. ...in a cop car
43. ...while scuba diving
44. ...in space
45. ...while running a marathon
46. ...while giving an oral presentation
47. ...on the Eiffel Tower
48. ...on the Statue of Liberty
49. ...in a tree with no leaves
50. ...in a basket ball hoop