Home of The Omnipotent Captain

New on the Startide:

*****WARNING***** Massive revamping of many key areas of the ship, advance apologies if things are a bit of a mess. BIG changes on the Startide. The Omnipotent Captain, now back at school and again,
without a life has done some major redecorating!!!! New features ane changes include:
The reminissions of The Omnipotent Captain and Number 1 on the Bond Movies have finally been uploaded.
Startide Cinema is underway!!! Check often for updates.
Currently under construction,The Rec. Room, getting a facelift to better suit your entertainment needs.
New pictures of the crew abound!!!! Explore and discover.

The home of the illustrious crew of the IEC Startide.
The ship runs on the heart and soul of the crew...
perhaps not such a good thing in this case.

Why Ask Why?

All those nagging little questions that you've always
wondered the answers to, but were afraid to ask.

Covert Ops

The Omnipotent Captain's shrine to the 007 saga.

Startide Rec. Room

Your personal gateway to such wonderful things as:

The Bookroom!
The Fannie Awards!
The Quote List!
And much more!!!

The Legendary Suck List

The complete and random rantings and whinings of the Omnipotent Captain.
From TV to Telemarketing, Movies to M&M's, it's all here and all fair game!

Startide Philosophy

The great knowledge of the universe and words of wisdom, and
prophetical sayings, as recorded by The Great Startide Philosophers.

The University of Eppouey

The things you were never taught in school but what drive the universe yet the
same. Useless but interesting bits of knowledge. There will be a quiz on this later.

The Life of The Omnipotent Captain

Being an Omnipotent Captain is a tough job, but someone's got to do it. Here is the historical record; the documented
saga of what it takes to achieve such a lofty position. It is a journey that many will begin but only The One may complete.

Because You Asked... (or are just really bored)

Otherwise known as "FAQ's" this is all the stuff that you really wanted to know about the ship, the page, The Omnipotent Captain, The Crew and the
world in general. Basically, a general source of answers for all the nagging questions you have about the wonderful little world of The Omnipotent Captain.

Just a word on the counter and guest book. The guestbook is there for 3 reasons:

The Omnipotent Captian is interested in getting acquainted with the wonderful people who explore the ship.

The Omnipotent Captain enjoys seeing the creative talents of others unleashed into the fine art of html. Please leave a link and it will be visited.

The guest book is directly related to the counter. Important numbered hits are officially requested to sign. Important numbers are those involving 0's or the number 47.

Signing by classmates (former or current), relatives or other misc. associates is NOT optional. You guys have no excuse

This page is inspired by, pattered after and all around coppied off of (for the moment, and with permission) The Palace of the Naked Virgin