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Little Birdies Want to Fly
There were 3 little birds and a mother bird. The little birds names were : Peep , Squeak , and Suzie .One day Squeak went to her mother and said " momma momma! Iwant to learn how to fly!" Mother bird said " ok Squeak . I will teach you how to fly. Go jump off the end of that branch." So Squeak jumped off the end of the branch... Kerplunk! She was on the ground. "Momma ! I can't fly!" " Oh well try again tomorrow." The next day Peep went to her mother and said "momma momma ! I want to learn how to fly!" Mother bird said " ok Peep . I will teach you how to fly. Go jump off that branch." So Peep went to the end of the branch jumped off and... Kerplunk! She was on the ground. " momma! I can't fly!" " Oh well try again tomorrow." The next day Suzie went to her mother and said "momma momma! I want to learn how to fly!" Mother bird said "ok Suzie. I will teach you how to fly. Go jump off that branch." So Suzie walked over to the end of the branch looked around for a few minutes and said " momma this isn't going to work." "Well why not Suzie?" " Because this branch is on the ground!"
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