Easter Jokes
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet.
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.
