My FBI

the truth is out there...*shudder*...

New layout coming soon! I just need an m-er f-ing digital camera, like really bad. But anyway, I've neglected this beautiful site for way too long, so with new shit will come a new layout! Since the last time I was really into making this site the best site in the whole world... nothing has changed, lol. Except maybe I curse a little bit more than before. Yippee kiyay, mother fucker! First to come: Bonnie's 100 Hottest Hotties! (in honor of VH1's 100 Hottest Hotties, only all of the hotties on my list are guys).... Yay!
Welcome to my personal FBI! Search and discover the strangest, craziest, stupidest stuff you could possibly imagine! But dont worry, you will have fun on this site! I promise! Anyway, I know that I like every single thing on this website, so maybe there is a small chance you will too. New crimes commited every time I become obsessed with something different, so check back often! So what if all of my FBI Divisions are totally random and have absolutely nothing to do with one another, who cares?! So, if you have any questions or comments, please email me! My email address is located on this page somewhere! Ok, enjoy the site. And remember....the truth is out there....somewhere....on the internet.....
NOTE: not all of these links are up and running. So if you click on one and it doesnt work right, Im just too busy (lol) to fix it, but I will eventually...some day...maybe. :-)

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My FBI Divisions (aka the other pages of my site!):


NOTE: When you see , the link next to it is highly recommended. :-)

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The Book of Bakey Suttcho and Our Ass

TELEVISION

The Lip Balm Connoisseur!

Concerts Rock!!!!

The Funniest Signs

Disney Movie Song Lyrics that could be taken another way!

A Massive Conspiracy???

The Tarantula vs. the Chinchilla!

Wasteland of Nintendo Poo!

My FBI's Very Scary Almanac

Silly Messed-Up Childrens Songs

I'd Sell My Soul For...

My Spry Shy Guy: 2GETHER's Chad Linus (aka Noah Bastian: hottie!)

Quote Central (my endless list of totally awesome quotes!)

The Ingenius of Bonnie B. (are you sure you can handle my geniusness???)

WANTED FOR CORRUPTION OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY: we dont actually want them, we just want to put an end to the pain and suffering caused by their existence. HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE?

Hannibal the cannibal's Theraputic Corner! (previously Bonnie's Theraputic Corner)

My FBI Family (its not exactly what you think)

HEBOMETA: the brand spankin new language from us Carroll Countians to you!

The Temple of Links

Diary of a Madwoman

Funny Jokes! (well, maybe...)

Bovinity in Carroll County

Bonnie's Theory of Space/Time that might actually make sense to stupid people!

Strange and Unusual Things Me and My Friends Carry Down the Road

The Absolute Coolest People Ever to Walk the Planet

The Absolute HOTTEST People Ever to Walk the Planet

Strange Questions Without Answers

My Rd. Timeline!

SaveSURGE.org

Most recent inside joke: SEBBIE!!!

Inside Joke Archives