Her name, Frau Farbissina. As a child growing up in East Germany, Frau was thought of a masculine because of her independent characteristics and was often made fun of by the other young girls. As the other children played with their dolls and skipped rope, Frau often sat by herself, perfecting her ear splitting yell and decapitating dolls her parents bought her before they abandoned her, at a cold, cruel orphanage. That's where she spent most of her time, hating her parents and hating herself. Nobody ever wanted to adopt her, nooo, all the other girls came and went, happy with their new parents. But year after year, Frau had been an outcast, never been asked to join in on the games the other girls played, never coming close to getting adopted. She eventually gave up caring and vowed she would never be hurt, never let anyone break her heart, or abandon her. As the years went by, Frau became less in touch with other people, her only friend being herself. When she was 17 and bitter as ever, she found someone actually liked her. He was 17 too, his name was Brian. She hated his type and hated him. He tried to befriend her and she ended up having to break his hands because, as she put it He tried to touch her "cushy pillows". She was arrested for that and sent to a finishing school for delinquent girls. She came close to making a friend there, another fellow German, her name was Hilda. Frau was determined to stick to the pact she had made with herself at the age of 9, but found she was attracted to Hilda. She hated herself even more for feeling that way and didn't want to break the promise to herself after keeping the pact with herself for 8 years. However, she still felt strangely drawn to Hilda and could see that she felt the same way toward Frau. They still kept it an unspoken love, even toward each other. At graduation, Frau and Hilda still had that discreet love that "dare not speak it's name". When they finally graduated they went to a bar in Dusseldorf for a night to celebrate. And let me tell you, That was one crazy night! The next thing Frau remembered, was waking up and, well, not remembering anything! The only then she had to remember that night, was a tattoo of Hilda's name on her............ never mind.... Other than that, there was nothing left, even Hilda was gone. Frau went back to the finishing school and back to her old room to pack her things. After about 5 minutes, she was all packed, and at that moment, she was approached by a balding man, although he was not yet 35. He introduced himself as Dr. Evil, and said he was recruiting for his evil empire and asked her if she would be his sidekick. Frau accepted the position and went to work for Dr. Evil. She found the job to be enjoyable at sometimes as she didn't have to interact with many people during the course of the day. There was, however, one incident, where her and Dr. Evil had a sort of fling which made their professional relation a bit akward, but they're working out their problems quite well. She had fun coming up with the femme-bots and trying to defeat Austin Powers. She was fascinated with Mustafa's inventions and he was her motivation in creating the femme-bots. These days she helps Dr. Evil think up schemes to defeat Austin Powers and watch Unibrau compete at the LPGA tournaments. Life is good.

By: Jessica