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Top reasons to hit the 'Back' button now.

You just realized that the last page had an ad telling you that you may have already won.
Under that was one that promised you an online lover for only $29.95 per day.
You're testing ways to make the 'Back' button fun.
Not doing the smart thing makes you nervous, and you know how you get when you're nervous...
It beats shutting down.
Another non-movie picture of Gandalf frightens and confuses you.
You can't understand what Gandalf and Dark Side of the Moon have to do with each other, and neither can I. I just accept that they're both here. Go ahead and hit 'Back' now.
Are you still reading this? Why? Wait, that's not a reason. Shit. I'm sure someone will make it one.
It looks like a good option when your eyes are squinted.
You can.