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The cameras open up to the backstage area
where we see the door to President Sharp’s office closed but voices inside, one
obviously Chris Sharp’s himself while the other seems a bit different but familiar in
some way. The door opens and Chris walks out but blocks the cameras from looking inside
the room as he closes the door. Chris: Let’s take a walk shall we… We don’t want to bother him. Scorpio
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“Falling Apart” By Trust Company blasts through the sold out
UWA Coliseum as the first Vortex in ages blasts out onto closed circuit TV with a huge
blast of pyros!! Quick shots are shown of the LCW Heavyweight Champion, “The
Untouchable” Kaine with his belt in hand. The Outlaw Champions, Aaron “The
Damned” and “The Beast” Jaxon Hayes are shown face to face with Jaxon’s
forehead cut open. The LCW Tag Champions and UWA World Tag Team Champions, Perfection are
shown in their dressing room talking to one another with their belts laid over their
shoulders. A bright blast of pyros again ignites the UWA Coliseum as Billy “The
Brilliant” is shown flying off a ladder in his Ladder Match against the late Zander
Frost at Perfect Dark to win the UWA Cruiserweight Championship. A celebrating William
Grand is shown after the referee has counted his pinfall victory win over “The
Fighting Force” Damien ArkAngel to claim the UWA Intercontinental Championship.
“The Dark Angel” Seven is shown sitting by himself in a dark room with his UWA
World Heavyweight Championship laying on a near bye chair. Finally the snarling face of
the UWA Universal Heavyweight Champion is shown as “The God of Pain” wipes a
line of blood over his forehead. The cameras finally settle on the UWA Vortex Trio as they are all
ready to call the show. Charles: Welcome everyone to the last Vortex before our second PPV! Arnold: Hellstorm is right around the corner and everything is setting
up to explode, I love it! Shannon: We’ll have many high level matches tonight especially in
the ultra-hot TV Division when the #1 Contender James Tanner will face off against a
relative newcomer to the CCW scene in Corporal Black! Charles: And in what has to be a very anticipated matchup… The TV
Champion Blake Dyhart will go toe to toe with a man who is fastly becoming a dangerous
competitor here.. William Blessing! In a non-title match for the ages. Arnold: Then we get to see this young “Zac” take on the
monster “Maxx”… Charles: What are you talking about? Arnold: Did I say that? Oh I’m sorry.. I meant to say Lance
Cancade will face off against the UWA World Heavyweight Champion, Seven! Shannon: And Damien Arkangel says he wants one last shot… He
wants Round Three with William Grand at Hellstorm! Charles: And tonight he gets to do it! One win over his rival Ace
Thunder and Damien is on his way to Round Three. Arnold: But to round out the night we will get to finish with a site I’ve
wanted to see for weeks… Someone taking the Cruiserweight Championship away from your
whiny little boyfriend, Shannon! And tonight Dustin Daniels will be that man! Shannon: Billy is gonna show Dustin just how un-brilliant he really is
tonight! Charles: All this and more but now we don’t want to waste any
more time.. We’re ready for our first match! ---Singles Match--- ---Corporal Black versus James Tanner--- "Welcome to Atlanta"(Remix) by
Jermaine Dupri, P. Diddy, Murphy Lee, and Snoop Dogg hits the airwaves as the proud United
States Marine, Corporal Black, makes his way down to the ring. Charles: A promising young talent we have
right here but he has a challenge for him tonight in James Tanner. Shannon: Im not too sure who to root for as
Im a friend of James, but this Black guy makes me feel all patriotic inside. Arnold: As much as I hate to admit it, I
hope Tanner beats the crap out of this poser Jarhead. Black hops onto the apron, jeered by fans.
He takes in the mixed pop with pleasure and continues to get into the ring. As he enters
"Prayer" by Disturbed hits and Tanner runs down and slides in to the ring.
Without wasting time, Tanner goes for the attack with punches to Blacks forehead. The ref
calls for the bell as the match begins. Tanner whips Black into the ropes and waits for
his arrival back. Tanner bends down early to get the back body drop, but Black kicks
Tanner in the face. Tanner whips his head up and holds his face in pain. Black is now on
the other end as he whips Tanner off the ropes. As he comes back Black lays flat on his
stomach as Tanner jumps over. Once Tanner makes his second arrival Black jumps over him
with a leapfrog. Tanner stops running and turns to face Black, but Black dives at him with
a short arm clothesline. Charles: Nice clothesline there by Corporal
Black. A true hero and a proud US Marine. Arnold: More like a piece of shit poser if
you ask me. Shannon: I dont remember anyone asking you
to begin with Arnold. Black picks Tanner up by his hair and
tosses him over his shoulder with a snap mare while applying a sleeper hold on his
opponent. Tanner throws a punch upwards and hits Black with it. After a few more Black
releases the hold and gets back to his feet, closely followed by Tanner. Tanner and Black
lock up, but Tanner comes behind Black and grabs him in a headlock. He stomps on the
ground for a few seconds, applying the pressure. Black pushes Tanner into the ropes.
Tanner comes back with a shoulder block. He runs off the ropes and approaches his
opponent, jumping into the air looking for a leg drop. Black rolls out of the way.
Tanner lands butt first as Black gets to his feet. Black then kicks Tanner in the back of
the head with a hard kick. Tanner rolls around the ring, holding his head. Black stomps on
Tanners head with vicious shots. Tanner rolls out of the ring, getting away from the
animal. The ref begins a count out. One… Two… Three… Four…. Five… Six… Tanner gets to the apron, still weak. Black
walks over and goes to throw a punch, but Tanner ducks it and guillotines Black off the
ropes. Black staggers around the ring, holding his throat. Tanner then springboards off
the ropes and takes Black with a spinning heel kick to the throat. Tanner follows up with
a quick pin. One… Two… Kickout by Black. Arnold: He needs to stay down. Wait a
minute, why I am rooting for Tanner? Come on Black. Knock his friggin clock off. Shannon: Oh you men can never make up your
minds can you? Charles: No we cant Shannon and thats what
makes us so exciting dont you think! Tanner picks his opponent up and throws him
into the turnbuckle and proceeds to charge at him with all his might. Black moves out of
the way at the last second, leaving Tanner to hit face first into the turnbuckle. Tanner
drops out of the turnbuckle, landing flat on his back. Black begins to climb the ropes and
gets to the top. Tanner struggles to his feet and turns to face Black. To his surprise,
Black jumps off the ropes with a flying knee to his forehead. Black keeps his knee close
to his forehead as Tanner falls to the mat. As he does, Black rolls forward and ends up
standing staight up. Shannon: Beautiful knee to the head of
James Tanner by Cpl Black. Arnold: Woohoo!!! Lets go hero!!! Shannon: Who are you going for?! Arnold: I go for the winner and it looks
like Black is on his way there now. Black goes for the pin. One… Two… Th… Tanner kicks out. Black picks up Tanner
with anger and tosses him over the ropes, but Tanner holds onto the ropes and flips back
inside. Black argues with the ref accusing him for a slow count. Tanner sneaks up from
behind Black and turns him around before Black could attack the official. Tanner punches
Black a few times, but Black blocks a punch and whacks him back. Tanner goes for another
punch, but Black ducks it and swiftly gets behind Tanner and applies a cobra clutch. Arnold: Its lights out for former President
Tanner. Shannon: Thats what you think bubba. Charles: Holy Cow! Tanner reversed the
Cobra Clutch! Tanner wiggles his way out of the move,
then tucks his head under Black’s arm. He suddenly lifts Black in the air and puts
him in the torture rack. Tanner drops Black. Arnold: He got lucky there and you know it.
Black has to make Tanner look good for at least a few minutes. Charles: Why must you always go the
negative route? Tanner goes for a lazy pin. One… Two… Thre… Black gets a foot on the rope! Tanner,
furious, gets to his feet and stomps on Black. Black rolls out of the ring. The ref holds
Tanner from going after. The ref begins a count. One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Black suddenly slides into the ring with a
steel chair in hand. He goes to hit Tanner with the chair, but the ref slides it out of
Blacks hands. Black turns around and stares at the ref with complete annoyance. Black
turns around to see Tanner running at him. Black moves out of the way causing Tanner to
take the ref out with a spear! Charles: Its almost a repeat of GAT right
here as Tanner just speared the ref. Lucky it wasnt his partner this time. Arnold: See, I told you he did that on
purpose to Dyhart. He just did it to the ref as well. Tanner falls to his knees and checks on the
fallen referee. Black begins to mess with something in his pants. Shannon: What is Cpl Black doing now? Oh
come on now! Those arent legal ref! Black pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.
Tanner gets back to his feet as Black charges at him. Black knocks Tanner right in the
temple as he falls down and tosses the brass knuckles out of the ring. He picks up his
weak opponent and hooks him in a suplex. He lifts Tanner up, stalling him with the suplex.
He drops Tanner flat onto his back. Black slowly rolls over to Tanner. As the ref begins
to regain consciousness, Tanner regains composure and rolls Black up into a small package. Charles: Tanner with a smart move there. He
could have the win if he holds on. Shannon: Come on James, you can do it! One… Two… Three!!! Charles: Tanner pulls off a small upset as
Black should have had the match won even though he used an illegal object. Shannon: It doesnt matter cuz James Tanner
is the winner in the end. Arnold: So much for a hero! And to think I
was rooting for that Jarhead. The ref calls
for the bell as Tanner is declared the winner. Tanner rolls out of the ring and walks up
the ramp, showered in cheers. ---Friend?--- In his locker room in the back is the young Lance Cancade, taping up
for his non-title match later tonight against “The Dark Angel” Seven. Lance is
doing pushups as the camera is focused on what Lance is looking at as the view goes from
the ground to the wall, ground to the wall, ground to the wall, ground and to the wall
where a pair of feet now stand. Lance looks up and ha to hide a look of disappointment as
the masked face of the UWA Outlaw Champion, NeCro stares down at him. Lance: “Oh, hey man. How’s
it going?” NeCro: “…..” Lance: “Ummm… Congratulations on the big win last week!” NeCro: “Thank you…. Congratulations on your win, friend.” Lance: “Thanks man. But I gotta
go get ready for my match so I’ll catch up with you later.” NeCro: “Good Luck.” Lance walks past NeCro leaving the UWA Outlaw Champion to just sit
down in Lance’s locker room and wait. For what? No one knows. ---Trap--- “The Rouge Dragon” Wen Law is shown walking through the
halls of Turner Field when he stops and stares in front of him with a glare of pure anger
as the camera zooms out to reveal his opponent for Hellstorm, “The Berserker”
Paul Phoenix standing not five feet away with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face. Law: “You think what you pulled
last week was smart? You think corrupting my little brother to be your lackey is smart?
You better walk away right now! Or I fucking well swear you won’t walk into
Hellstorm, let alone walk out!” Phoenix: “Just wanted to say hello….” Paul turns and begins to walk down the hall before turning back with a
smile. Phoenix: “And goodbye!” Before Wen can react at all a blistering baseball bat shot smashes
“The Rouge Dragon” in the back and he drops face first as Jude Law, formerly
known as “Daemon” steps out from the shadows with a smile on his face. Jude: “And we mean goodbye!” Phoenix: “Get him up! Let’s
get him to the car!” Paul and Jude both begin to drag Wen down the hall as the scene fades. ---UWA
Television Championship Match: Non-Title Match--- ---William
Blessing versus Blake “Turbo” Dyhart--- “Superstar II” By Saliva is
what the show comes back to as the UWA Television Champion, Blake Dyhart is shown walking
down the isle as his entrance pyros have already gone off during the commercial break. The
fans are on Turbo’s case again early and some small chants for Tanner can be heard
but Blake doesn’t pay them any attention and just slides under the bottom rope and
crouches down as he starts to shout and mumble to himself. Shannon: What did he say? Charles: Something about real wrestling and
snappin’ dis’ fools neck? Arnold: Never try that again… Charles: Ok. “The Truth” By Beanie Sigal
is the next to hit and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as the man only known as William
Blessing walks out onto the rampway with basically no reaction at all except to stare at
Turbo with a smug look on his face he points at his own chest and mouths the words “wrestler”
and points at Blake and says “actor” to which Dyhart just flips the Fourth
Coming wrestler off! Blessing steps up into the ring and even offers his hand to Blake
before the match but Turbo just flips him off again and hands the UWA Television
Championship to Referee Davis who sets it outside the ring and the bell rings and right
away Blessing takes Turbo down with a double leg takedown! Charles: Right off the bat it’s
evident that William Blessing means business here tonight. He says he is a wrestler
through and through and he is out to plainly show that actors have no place within
this sport. Arnold: And the guy can wrestle! Shannon: But really, come on?! Some
wrestlers like to have fun and put on a show not just your usual 1-2-3 affair. I’m
not on board with everything Blessin’ is preaching at all. In the ring William has stayed right on top
of the Television Champ as he keeps him on the mat with a arm bar that continues to twist
the TV Champ’s arm around in its socket. Blake tries to counter but William just
seems to be the stronger mat technician and flips Blake over and then slips the arm bar
into a front head lock that still keeps Turbo down on the mat. Blake makes like it’s
a pin cover and kicks out of the head lock and manages to get to his feet but gets taken
down hard again as Blessing clips the back of his right leg and then right back up as he
locks in a sleeper hold on the mat as Turbo quickly reaches out and manages to
sprawl for the rope and William has to release as he does and quickly pulls Blake back and
grabs both of Blake’s legs and lines him up with the corner and falls backwards and
at the same time catapulting Blake right into the corner! Dyhart stumbles backwards and
William is up and ready as he hooks his arm and then drills Turbo back with a nice Side
Russian Legsweep! Charles: Blessing with the cover after that
beautiful Side Russian Legsweep! 1…. 2…. Arnold: NO! Turbo with the kick out! Shannon: Blessing is all over the Champ in
the early going of this one! This guy definitely knows his stuff! Blessing pulls Turbo up and irish whips him
into the ropes and looks for a high clothesline which Blake sees and ducks just in time
and comes back off the ropes and jumps into the air and then catches Blessing off guard
and hits a Tornado DDT!! The crowd pops from the surprise and Blake pulls himself
up slowly using the corner ropes to get to his feet just as Blessing rolls from his back
to his stomach and starts to crawl to his knees. Turbo looks around and then crouches down
as Blessing manages to get to his feet just as Blake launches in for a Superkick
but Blessing has it well scouted and side steps out of the way only to be caught in the
back of the head by a nice spinning heel kick that Turbo executes to near perfection and
quickly drops down to hook the leg. 1…. 2…. NO! Blessing gets his foot up on the bottom
rope and Referee Davis stops the count. Charles: Blessing used the leg that was not
hooked to break that count and didn’t waste any energy on a kick out, another smart
move. Blake punches Blessing on the forehead and
then pulls William up and hooks one arm over his head before powering him over with a nice
Snap Suplex. Dyhart off the ropes now looking in full control as he drops a knee into the
chest of his opponent and bounces back up quickly as he climbs to the top turnbuckle as
the fans get restless and begin to cheer. Charles: What’s Blake up to? Arnold: Something big! Blake remains crouched on the top rope as
Blessing slowly pulls himself up from the mat and turns just as Blake flies from the top
rope with an amazing Corkscrew into a Crossbody that Blessing sees just in time and
TRANSFERS IT INTO A POWERSLAM!!! Charles: Blake was looking for the Turbolocity
but it cost him big as William managed to change all that momentum into a Powerslam! Blessing is the first to his feet and moves
in and picks Blake up off the mat by the head and levels a few hard rights into his head
before locking in a side head lock and flipping Blake right back down to the mat and keeps
the headlock in place as both of Blakes shoulders are on the mat!! 1…. Charles: No, Dyhart rolling the shoulder at
one! William doesn’t let up on the head
lock though and keeps Blake down on the mat with the head lock for another pin attempt. 1…. Shannon: Dyhart again keeping his shoulders
off the mat. Blessing pulls Blake up and still has the
side head lock locked in tight as Blake can’t seem to shake it. William finally lets
up and slips from the side head lock right into… Charles: Blessed Slumber!! (Dragon
Sleeper Hold) This could be it!! Blake tries to fight the move off but
William has it locked in tight and it’s only a matter of second before Blake begins
to fade and his elbows seem to slow and miss their target as Blessing keeps his focused
look throughout it all and Turbo can’t seem to muster much. The fans begin to cheer
as Referee Davis moves in and lifts the TV Champs arm into the air once…. And it
drops once! William tightens the hold more and Referee Davis lifts the arm again….
And it drops again! Before the ref can reach for Dyhart’s arm a third time though
Blake somehow manages to use his feet and flips them around in a move right out of the
break dancing studios as he knocks William off!! Blessing doesn’t seem to like this
at all though. And pulls Turbo up in no time and bounces him into the ropes and looks for
the back body drop but Blake sees it and changes it into a sunset flip and has the pin!! 1…. 2….. 2.999999…… NO!! Charles: Oh, how close was that!! Arnold: Blake almost won it right there! Blessing smashes his legs together and
catches Blake’s head to break that pinning attempt and gets to his feet and then
drills Turbo down with a hard clothesline but Dyhart uses his agility and legs again and
once again uses a “break dancing” like spin to knock William down to the mat!
Turbo scampers to his feet and out of no where hits a Standing Moonsault!!! Shannon: Blake calls that combination the….
Playa’s Game! Charles: But he landed the Moonsault to low
on his own abdomen and looks to late to make the pin… wait Turbo rolls onto Blessing
and HE’S GOT THE PIN!!! 1!!! Shannon: He’s got it!! 2!!!!! Arnold: No! 3!!!!!!??? Charles: NO! NO! NO! Blessing with the last
millisecond kickout!! That was to close to describe folks! The Universal-Tron displays the last
millisecond kickout from Blessing as the former SWA Veteran rolls to his stomach and
brushes a hand through his hair as he begins to wonder if Blake can indeed wrestle! Turbo
himself pounds the mat as he can’t believe the Playa’s Game didn’t
do the job! Both men slowly get to their feet and we seem back at stage one as both men
look at each other from a standing position and begin to move in again as this time Turbo
doesn’t wait for a Blessing attack and instead rushes in for his own takedown but
Blessing is close to the corner and plants his foot back into the bottom rope and pushes
forward and pushes Blake back down onto the mat with him on top but before Ref Davis can
make a pinning attempt Dyhart uses his own leg strength and propels Blessing back into the
ropes and Blessing holds on to stop himself from falling onto the big boot from Turbo that
awaited him if he fell forward. Turbo snaps up form his back right to his feet but is met
with a reverse elbow from Blessing that finds the mark on Turbo’s chin! Blake tries
to get in again but once again William gets the elbow up and Blake backs off just enough
for Blessing to move in and catch Blake with an Inverted Atomic Drop!! Charles: Blessing caught Turbo there! Arnold: He’s not done yet though! Blessing sends himself off the ropes and
connects with a high clothesline that sends Blake to the mat as Blessing wastes no time
and climbs on top but instead of going for a pin William holds Blake’s shoulders off
the mat just long enough to land a blistering chest chop that sends a “Wooh!”
up from the crowd! Blessing pulls Blake up again and levels his chest with another
thundering slap from a chest chop and yet another “Whoo!” from the fans
as Blessing pulls Blake up and then hooks him up for perhaps the Blessing in Disguise
(Dragon Suplex) but with the refs back turned… Turbo gets his foot up and connects
with a hard low blow that goes unseen by the Ref but the fans sure see it as they
let up a boo. William holds his lower regions and Dyhart takes full advantage of the
momentary weakness as he gets up and hooks Blessing’s head and hits…. Charles: Tainted Destiny!!!! (Twist
of Fate) Turbo got it after the low blow!! Arnold: Blake with the cover!!! 1…. Shannon: What an ending to a good match! 2…. Arnold: It’s over! NO! It’s not over as William Blessing
somehow manages to find a away to kick out and Turbo is irate! Charles: Blessing kicks out again! He wants
this win! He wants to show he is a big threat to that TV Championship and a win here would
do that! Shannon: Blake is having a seizure!! He’s
snapped! Blake stomps his feet and quickly pulls
Blessing up and this time holds one hand in the air signaling… Arnold: He’s gonna go for the Turbulence!
(Roll of the Dice/Test Drive) Blake swings to hit it but William lifts
Blake up and the off balance makes Blake step backward as William blocks the Turbulence
and Blake is left open as William rolls him up into a small package and the count begins… 1…. 2…. NO! Blake kicks out quickly and as both men
rise to their feet Blake kicks Blessing the stomach and rolls him up himself this time….
AND GRABS THE TIGHTS!! 1…. Charles: Blake’s got the tights!!! 2…. Arnold: A win’s a win! 3!!!!? Charles: NO!!! He kicked out!! Somehow,
William Blessing kicked out even though Turbo had the tights!! Arnold: I can’t belive it!! Shannon: Neither can Blake, if we thought
he snapped before he’s bottomed out now!! Dyhart pounds the mat with a closed fist as
the fans are on their feet. Blake lifts William up but this time Blessing surprises the
perhaps off guard Turbo with a shot to the midsection. Followed by another! And Another!
William gives it all he’s got left as Blake is forced to back up and that opens him
up to a kick to the midsection and William begins to hook him up for the Blessing in
Disguise (Dragon Suplex) but Blake in full view of the Referee Low Blows
William again and Referee Davis calls for the bell!! Charles: I can’t believe it, Blake
just got himself DQ’ed!! DING!DING!DING!! Shannon: Blessing is sure gonna rant about
the “Clique” setting this up now! Arnold: And rightfully so maybe? “The Truth” By Beanie Sigal hits
but it is Blake “Turbo” Dyhart who is walking out with his head held high even
after not being able to defeat William Blessing. Turbo grabs his TV Championship and rolls
back into the ring and dangles it in front of Blessing’s face and then openly and as
hard as he can SLAPS WILLIAM ACROSS THE FACE!!! Charles: That’s just going to far! The music continues to play as the fans are
on Blake’s case bad as he turns and makes his way up the ramp with his TV
Championship over his shoulder as the show goes to commercial. ---Commercial---
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first pay-per-view of the New Year Coming
April 30th 2003 Only
on closed circuit television ---Good To Go--- Sitting in his locker room getting taped up is the #1 Contender to the
UWA Cruiserweight Championship. Without taking his eyes off his taped hands, Dustin
Daniels begins to speak Daniels: “For weeks now this has come and grown, Brilliant. From my debut as
posing as your mentally retarded milk buddy superhero to the systematic destruction and
rise of ME over YOU. It’s all been planned out. Every single kick,
every punch, every move is nothing but you following the path I’ve laid out. The path
I’ve walked us both down while your too busy diddling big boobs at ringside! Well
your false reign over the Cruiserweight Division has come to it’s end, Brilliant.
Someone more powerful. Someone with the smarts, charisma, and plain BALLS to light
this mother fucker up! Remember that clock I mentioned weeks ago BTB? And how it’s
ticking down on your milk drinking, calcium high, bitch ass?! Time’s up. Something
Simply Remarkable is here!” Dustin stands and walks from his room as the scene fades. ---UWA
World Heavyweight Championship Match: Non-Title Match--- ---“The
Bullet” Lance Cancade versus “The Dark Angel” Seven--- “Party Hard” By Andrew WK
hits over the speakers as the fans stands and give a round of applause for the young UWA
superstar who just made his debut days ago. Lance runs out onto the ramp with a burst of
speed and his hands in the air as he sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope
before running to the other side and standing on the middle rope with his hands in the air
as the fans cheer. Charles: This kid has got tons of energy! Arnold: But he is WAY out of his league
here! Shannon: I’m afraid I’ve got to
agree with you here Arnold, it looks like this kid could be in for the fight of his life. “Stupify” By Disturbed
beats out over the PA system next and the fans boo loudly as the UWA World Heavyweight
Champion makes his way out onto the ramp. The fans shower Seven with loud boos as he
climbs up into the ring and stares down at the young rookie. Arnold: CAN LANCE CANCADE BE UWA’S
ZACHARY SHARP?!?!? Seven decks Lance with a hard right and
right away the young rookie drops like a ton of bricks. Arnold: Nope. The bell rings and Seven quickly pulls
Lance up and whips him into the ropes. Lance comes off with a head of steam and tries to
catch Seven off guard with a cross body but “The Dark Angel” catches Lance in
the air!! He flips Lance up onto his shoulder and with a little run SLAMS the rookie into
the may with a hard Diving Powerbomb! Seven looks like he may go for the pin but instead
pulls Lance to his feet and lifts him into the air with amazing strength and hits… Charles: Retribution!! (Albert Bomb) Arnold: Well this was… how can we say
it? Shannon: Sad? Arnold: Yeah, that will do. 1…. 2…. 3!! DING!DING!DING! Charles: And it was elementary for the UWA
World Heavyweight Champ. Shannon: But will it be so easy come Sunday
and Hellstorm?! Charles: WAIT A MINUTE!! We may not have to
wait until Hellstorm!! The fans rise to their feet as Magnum
Steele rushes down the ramp with a steel chair in hand. He slides under the bottom rope
and rushes at Seven who scoops Magnum up and drops him with a Spine Buster! The crowd
“Ooohs!” as “The Dark Angel” pulls Magnum up off the mat and raises a
hand in the air. Arnold: This could be the Seventh Sign!!
(F5) Seven lifts Magnum up but “Bottled
Up Inside” By Korn beats out over the PA system and the fans boo loudly as “The
God of Pain” Bane walks out onto the ramp with a large steel chain wrapped over his
shoulders and covering his chest. Seven stops and looks at Bane and this gives Magnum
enough time to slip out and drive the UWA World Heavyweight Champion’s head into the
mat with a hard DDT!! Charles: What a DDT from Steele! And now he’s
going after Bane!! Magnum rolls out and rushes up the ramp
after Bane but gets leveled down from a Big Boot from the big man! Bane undoes the chain
from around his chest and locks it up around Magnum’s neck!! Shannon: What’s he doing?! Arnold: He’s gonna swing him!! Swing
him good!! Bane drags Magnum by the neck with the
chain to the side of the Stage and then wraps one end around the Universal-Tron as Magnum
slowly tries to get to his feet seeing as he cant get the chain undone. He rushes at Bane
but “The God of Pain” gets the other end of the chain fastened and… PUSHES
MAGNUM OFF THE STAGE AND HANGS HIM BY THE THROAT WITH THAT CHAIN!!!!! Arnold: HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!! Charles: Get EMT’s out here!! Hurry
the fuck up this man could be dying!! Bane is sick bastard!! How could he do that? He
could of killed Magnum right there!! Arnold: Maybe Steele will learn not to mess
with the Universal Heavyweight Champion!! EMT’s rush from the back and support
Magnum’s legs as Bane laughs on the rampway as the fans boo loudly and pelt him with
garbage as he only holds his Universal Heavyweight Championship high and shouts… Bane: “YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!!” Charles: Bane saying that Seven and Magnum
are going to have to kill him to get that belt away from our Universal Champ! Shannon: What a monster, a sick twisted
freak! Bane points to the ring where Seven has
gotten to his feet and points back at him before “Bottled Up Inside” By Korn
hits again and the Universal Champ walks to the back as the scene fades. ---Commercial--- Combined Championship Wrestling Network Presents:
“Highway To Hell”“The Reason Metal Was Made” Main Event GZW2K1 World Heavyweight Championship Match: Highway To Hell Match “The First” Paul Spartan versus Zachary Sharp Only on the first pay-per-view of the New YearFallout: Destination UnknownComing April 30th 2003Only on closed circuit television ---To The Rescue--- The scene fades in to the parking lot where Paul Phoenix and Jude Law
are still dragging “The Rouge Dragon”. They pull up to Phoenix’s car and
pop the trunk and try to toss him in but Wen fights back and kicks Paul right in the face.
(To A Good Pop) But Jude is right there and punches his brother back and tries to push him
into the trunk but the elder Law kicks his way out and right on the cement floor hits a
Spinning Heel Kick that connects on his younger brother and gets him some room to move but
again Phoenix is right there with an axe handle chop the back that drops Wen! Phoenix: “Get him out of my sight!” Jude tries to get up and load Wen into the back of the car but out of
nowhere runs a still sweaty Lance “The Bullet” Cancade with a steel chair in
hand and swings and connects on Law’s back!! Phoenix starts to move for the rookie
but Lance holds the chair in a striking position and Paul with an pissed off sneer grabs
his young protégé and pulls him to his
feet. Phoenix: “Be lucky this little
cunt showed up tonight Wen. But on Sunday it’s me and you by ourselves, buddy. And
there won’t be anyone to stop me from breaking your fucking back!!” Phoenix carries Jude off as Lance checks on Wen. ---Intercontinental Number One Contender Match--- ---“Hot Shot” Ace Thunder versus “Fighting Force”
Damien ArkAngel--- “I Can’t Dance” by
Genesis is the first to play as “Hot Shot” Ace Thunder comes out to a good
ovation from the Atlanta crowd. Ace comes
down the ramp and quickly slides into the ring. He
climbs onto the second rope and holds up his Rock On sign, giving the fans a chance to get
pictures. Ace hops off and waits in the
center of the ring. Arnold:
Now this match is just dumb. Why
does Damien ArkAngel need to fight this idiot to be the number one contender for the IC
title? Shannon:
This is a big opportunity for both men.
Ace is looking for his first title and Damien seeking to gain back the IC
title from William Grand. “Back Down” by 50 Cent is the
next to play over the PA system as the fans quickly turn their cheers into a loud chorus
of boos. Damien ArkAngel steps out on the
entrance way and looks around at the crowd before making a disgusted look and walking down
the ramp. Ace Thunder doesn’t wait for
the “Fighting Force” and leaps over the top rope with a suicide plancha! Charles:
Ace Thunder starting things off with a high risk move! Ace has a lot on his mind tonight, and I bet
revenge on Damien is one of them. With the match not officially started,
Reese Florey yells to get in the ring but Ace grabs ArkAngel and quickly whips him into
the steel steps! Ace gets into the ring and
climbs up to the top rope. ArkAngel gets back
up but sees Ace come flying down with a seton splash!
But Damien moves out of the way as Ace crashes on the ringside mat! Damien grabs Ace and rolls him into the ring and
gets in himself. Referee Reese Florey calls
for the bell and the match is now under way. Damien
whips Ace into the ropes and as he comes back off his rebound, Damien hits him with a
diving shoulder block. ArkAngel bounces
himself off the ropes and comes back at Ace, but Ace turns to his stomach. Damien comes back just as Ace gets up and leaps
over him with a leapfrog. Ace hits a dropkick
as Damien comes back at him. Ace nailing a
couple more to follow before Damien backs up into the corner. Ace is quick to meet him there with a few punches. Ace whips Damien to the opposite end. Shannon:
Damien gets the leg up as Ace comes back at him. I doubt Damien is out here to play games tonight. This might be his only chance at the IC title. Arnold:
As long as William Grand holds it. He
has Damien’s number so far. Ace staggers around. Damien grabs him and throws him into the corner
and wails at him with lefts and rights. He
takes Ace by the arm and goes to throw him, but reverses and tosses Ace hard back into the
turnbuckle. Ace falls face first from the
impact as Damien taunts him to get up. Ace
gets to all fours and goes to get back up but Damien charges at him with a flash magic
blow to the face! Damien drags Ace to the
center of the ring and takes the pin. 1… 2… Kickout. Damien gets to his feet and waits again for Ace. Charles:
Damien being very patient tonight. Makes
you wonder if there’s something up his sleeve. Arnold:
He’s not even wearing sleeves! Charles:
Smartass. I’m talking
about his associations with Shawn Jones. Ace gets to his feet and finds Damien
coming at him full speed. Ace ducks the
attempted clothesline and comes from behind Damien with a swift kick, tripping ArkAngel. Ace drops down with a few elbow drops and climbs
the turnbuckle again. Damien’s back up. Ace comes flying off and hits a cross body. With the pin on, Reese goes down for the count. 1… 2… 3? Kickout. Damien fights his way back up, pushing Ace away. The two come at each other and lock up. Ace with the upper hand applies a side headlock. He runs towards the ropes, jumps, bounces off them
and nails a bulldog (AKA Stratusfaction)! He
goes for yet another pin. One… Two… Thr…
Kickout. Ace lifts Damien up
and sends him into the ropes. Damien comes
back as Ace looks for a spinning heel kick. Damien
manages to duck and as Ace gets back up he comes at him with a boot to the gut followed by
a DDT! Damien rolls Ace on his back but
instead of going for the pin he mounts on top of him and throws a few punches to the face. Ref Florey forces him off. Damien stares down the ref before going back to
work on Ace. Ace comes out of nowhere with a
small package! Shannon:
DÉJÀ VU OF HIS LAST WIN! One… Two… THREE!!! Charles:
NO! Damien gets the shoulder
up. Ace is catching many guys by surprise
with these quick pins. Damien look angry as he gets to his feet
and just nails Ace with a swinging club. He
yells for Ace to get up all the while slapping his head.
Damien doesn’t let Ace take another advantage as he lifts him up and
applies a full nelson! He lifts Ace in the
air but Ace with another roll up! ONE! TWO! THREE?! NO! ArkAngel
again with a last second kickout. Ace keeps
up his momentum with a few kick followed by an Irish Whip.
HE NAILS THE FADE TO STATIC (High Leg Clothesline)! Ace doesn’t take a second though as he goes
to the top ropes. He taunts Damien to get up
as Reese Florey checks on him. Damien
suddenly shoves Florey into the ropes, causing Ace to land crotch first! Ref Florey yells at Damien, but Damien is quick to
the corner as he climbs up in front of Ace. He
grabs Ace in his arms AND TOSSES HIM OFF THE TOP WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Arnold:
That outta put him out! Damien crawls over to make the pin and
does. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Arnold:
DAMIEN WINS IT! Shannon:
NO! Ace Thunder gets the
shoulder up. Damien pounds the mat and grabs Ace,
lifting him to his feet. He tosses Ace out of
the ring and follows. Damien grabs Ace and
drops him throat first on the guardrail. He
shouts at Ace and goes to throw him into the steel post, but Ace reverses! Damien goes face first into the steel! Ace struggles to stand but finds his way over to
Damien and rolls him into the ring. Ace
climbs onto the ring apron and waist as Damien gets to one knee, and now up. Ace jumps on the ropes and leaps at Damien and
nails a hurricanranna! Ace tries to hook the
pin but Damien wiggles out of it. Damien
scoots back into the turnbuckle and tries to regain his senses. He gets to his feet but Ace comes at him and sends
him into the air with a monkey flip! Ace
waits as Damien staggers to his feet and comes at him with another Fade to Static
but Damien catches his leg. With one leg to
stand on, Ace uses that to kick Damien right in the face!
Ace quickly goes for the pin. ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEE?! NO! Damien
grabs the ropes nearby. Ace grabs his head,
shocked that he kicked out. He doesn’t
let it get to him though as he lifts Damien back up and sends him into the ropes. Damien ducks the attempted clothesline. He comes from behind ace AND HITS A DESPERATE FULL
NELSON SLAM!! Charles:
Out of nowhere, and Damien could pick up the win! Arnold:
WOOHOO! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! Shannon:
Ace kicked out! What heart by
Ace! Damien shakes his head and goes for another
pin. The same result occurs. ArkAngel lifts Ace up and places his head between
his legs. He lifts him up for a Stalling
Piledriver but Ace kicks his legs up and takes Damien down with a headscissors! Damien staggers into the ropes and comes back at
Ace who NAILS THE JACKASS DROP (Fireman carry into Spinebuster)!!! The fans burst as Ace has taken a huge advantage! Charles:
Ace hits the big move BUT IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! Shannon:
I think He’s going for the Superstardust Blast (Swanton Bomb)! Ace holds up the “Rock On” sign
and sure enough he launches off with the Superstardust Blast… AND HITS IT!!!! Arnold:
HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD! NO! ACE GOT THE Superstardust Blast! HOW IN THE HELL?! Charles:
Ace is going on to face the IC Champ at Hellstorm!! Ace crawls over for the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!! Arnold:
YES! YES! YES! ARKANGEL
KICKOUT OUT OF IT! ARKANGEL KICKED OUT! Shannon:
Jeez, don’t have a heartattack! But
Damien showing amazing heart kicking out of Ace’s Suderstardust Blast! Ace can’t believe it as he looks
around in disbelief. He gets to his feet and
walks around, shaking his head. He asks the
ref if he’s sure Damien kicked out and Reese nods his head. Ace grabs Damien and locks him in a Cobra Clutch! Looking for the Thunderstruck (Cobra Clutch
Suplex), Ace goes to hit it but Damien manages to reverse.
Damien whips Ace into the ropes and gets a Big Boot to Ace’s
face! Ace shakes the cobwebs as Damien takes
his time to get an advantage. Ace is first
to come at Damien but Damien is ready and quickly hits a clothesline. He grabs Ace and places him over his shoulder. Looking for a powerslam, Damien runs forward bust
Ace pushes him into the turnbuckle. Ace tries
for a shoulder drive to Damien’s back but ArkAngel moves and Ace goes HEAD first into
the steel pole!! Charles:
Ace’s bead just bounced off that steel! Damien pulls Ace out and sets him up for
the finish. He puts him a gutwrench and lifts
Ace onto his shoulders, DRIVING HIM DOWN WITH THE TRIGGER BOMB (Test Diving
Powerbomb)!!!!! Arnold:
IT’S OVER! Shannon:
Damien doesn’t think so! He’s
lifting Ace back up! Damien grabs Ace again and HITS THE TRIGGER
BOMB ONCE MORE!!! Arnold:
NOW IT’S OVER!!! Damien drops down for the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING, DING, DING! Charles:
Damien ArkAngel is facing William Grand at Hellstorm! Shannon:
And the surprising thing is, he won fairly! Arnold:
Oh man! This is going to be
great! Round Three, between ArkAngel and the
Intercontinental Champ, William Grand! ArkAngel raises his arms into the air and
looks down at Ace who is dazed. Damien helps
Ace to his feet and pats him on the back. He
then sticks his hand out. Ace is reluctant at
first, but accepts the handshake. Damien
smiles and goes to the corner where he celebrates some more. Ace gets out of the ring and head up the ramp. Shannon:
Now that is surprising! Damien
showing some respect there. Damien suddenly gets out of the ring and
runs up the ramp, where he attacks Ace from behind!! Charles:
That is an ultimate smack in the face! Damien begins to kick on the fallen Ace as
he yells at him. He walks over to ringside
and searches under the ring. He pulls out a
steel chair and walks back over to Ace where he begins to continually slam the chair down
on his back. Ace arches his back in pain as
Damien stops to set the chair up. He grabs
Ace and places him in the finish position again…
AND DRIVES ACE DOWN ON THE OPEN CHAIR WITH THE TRIGGER BOMB!!!! Arnold:
HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD! HE JUST
BROKE ACE’S BACK! Charles:
This is sick! Damien ArkAngel
is out of line! And here comes the officials
to get him away. The refs run over and push Damien away as
some check on Ace. Damien just smiles, proud
of his work as he heads back up the ramp and into the backstage area. The scene cuts to commercial as Ace is out of it
on the steel ramp. ---Commercial--- Scorpio Productions Presents: Universal Wrestling Alliances
Hellstorm “What Happens When All Hell Is Unleashed On Atlanta, Georgia?!”
“Live From Turner Field On April 27th 2003!!” Suddenly, the entire
arena blackens, leaving only a bluish faded light upon the entrance ramp, as the following
words appear on the big screen, being accompanied by the chorus of Rob Zombie's 'Feel so
Numb" "The time has come…
the pain will be real… at Hellstorm… the Ice Age… will begin."
---Main Event: UWA Cruiserweight Championship Match--- ---Dustin “Simply Remarkable” Daniels versus Billy “The
Brilliant”--- Shannon: I hope Billy completely tears
Dustin apart. Arnold: Yea right. Billy couldn’t handle Dustin’s jock. Charles: I guess we’ll have to wait
and see. Shannon: Are you taking his side Charles? Charles: No.
I’m just looking forward to a good match. The lights cut out as “Raise Up”
by Saliva rips the arena speakers open. The
crowd boos loudly as Dustin makes his way down the ramp paying little to no attention to
the crowds reaction. He leaps up onto the
apron and slingshots himself into the ring. He
runs in place and rolls his head from side to side as the music fades. Shannon: I really hate this guy. Arnold: Don’t be so harsh on the guy. Shannon: I’ll be harsh on whoever I
want to be harsh on. The lights cut out again as “We Will
Rock You” by Queen hits the speakers. Billy
comes sprinting down the aisle as the crowd cheers loudly.
He drops the belt beside the ring as he slides into the ring at full force. He pops right up and spears Dustin into the
corner. Shannon: GO BILLY!! Arnold: This is going to be a long night. Charles: Quiet Arnold. Billy pulls Dustin out of the corner and
whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. He
charges in and levels Dustin with a closeline. Dustin
stumbles out and receives a spinning mafia kick to the face that knocks him to the mat. Billy mounts Dustin and delivers several rights
and lefts to his face as the ref tries to pull Billy off.
Billy pushes the ref to the side as he continues to pound away on Dustin. Shannon: Come on Billy. Show him what it’s like to face a real man. Billy gets off the downed Dustin and pulls
him to his feet. He whips him into the ropes
and goes for running DDT but Dustin catches him around the waist and runs with him towards
the ropes where he dumps him over the top. Arnold: What a move by Dustin. That was simply remarkable. Shannon: Shut up Arnie. Billy could be hurt. Charles: That was a good maneuver. The ref pushes Dustin away from the ropes
as he starts the ten count. One Two Three Four Five Billy starts to stir on the outside. He gets to his feet and rests his head on the
apron while the ref continues to count. Six Seven Eight Billy rolls himself into the ring to stop
the count. Dustin takes advantage of the
exposed body of Billy and stomps away on his midsection.
Billy struggles to get to his feet but Dustin helps him up and drops him
quickly with a spike DDT. He makes the cover
and hooks both legs as the ref makes the count. One Two Shannon: Billy kicked out! Arnold: Stay down! Dustin pulls Billy up and whips him into
the corner. Dustin charges in but Billy lifts
both feet up and kicks Dustin in the face. Billy
flies out of the corner and levels Dustin with a spinning heel kick to the face. He rubs back to the corner and climbs to the top
rope. He turns around and leaps into the air
landing on Dustin with a Swanton bomb. Shannon: Cover him Billy!! Arnold: Kick out Dustin!! Charles: He pulled that move off perfectly. Billy makes the cover and hooks the leg. One Two Before the ref can hit three Dustin rolls
his shoulder to the dismay of the crowd. Billy
pulls Dustin to his feet and applies a standing headscissor. He lifts him up and drops him down with a
powerbomb. Shannon: “Brilliant Bomb!” Billy’s going to retain! Arnold: Don’t get so cocky blonde. Billy makes the quick cover and hooks the
far leg as the ref makes the count. One Two Three! The ref stands up and is about to ring the
bell when he realizes that Dustin had his foot on the bottom rope. Billy gets up and starts to celebrate but the ref
tells him he’s sorry but the match has to continue.
Billy gets upset and begins to yell at the ref that he hit for three. Dustin slowly gets to his feet and sneaks up
behind Billy. He rolls him up into a tight
pinning combination and grabs a handful of tights as well as placing both feet on the
bottom rope. The ref slides into position as
he starts the count. One Shannon: Ref he’s cheating! Two Arnold: I don’t see anything. Three! Charles: Dustin has just won the title! Ding, Ding, Ding! Shannon: No!! “Raise Up” by Saliva hits the PA
again as the ref hands Dustin the belt. Dustin
rolls out of the ring holding the title as he makes his way up the ramp celebrating. Shannon removes her headset and slides into the
ring to check on her boyfriend Billy.
Arnold: Who cares? Dustin is the champ and that’s simply
remarkable. Charles: Well folks that’s our time. We’ll see you Sunday at Hellstorm. Good night everyone. Mark B. Writings © 2003 Match #1 Desert Storm Inc. © 2003 Match #4
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