Universal Wrestling Alliance

Outside the UWA Coliseum a limousine pulls up and the valet rushes to open the door. Stepping out of the limo is none other then Dustin “Simply Remarkable” Daniels who stands and out behind him steps William Blessing who is closely followed by Andrew Excelsior who closes the door behind him and the trio make their way into the Coliseum as the scene fades.

(“Falling Apart” By Trust Company blasts through the sold out UWA Coliseum as the first Vortex in ages blasts out onto closed circuit TV with a huge blast of pyros!! Quick shots are shown of the LCW Heavyweight Champion, “The Untouchable” Kaine with his belt in hand. The Outlaw Champions, Aaron “The Damned” and “The Beast” Jaxon Hayes are shown face to face with Jaxon’s forehead cut open. The LCW Tag Champions and UWA World Tag Team Champions, Perfection are shown in their dressing room talking to one another with their belts laid over their shoulders. A bright blast of pyros again ignites the UWA Coliseum as Billy “The Brilliant” is shown flying off a ladder in his Ladder Match against the late Zander Frost at Perfect Dark to win the UWA Cruiserweight Championship. A celebrating William Grand is shown after the referee has counted his pinfall victory win over “The Fighting Force” Damien ArkAngel to claim the UWA Intercontinental Championship. “The Dark Angel” Seven is shown sitting by himself in a dark room with his UWA World Heavyweight Championship laying on a near bye chair. Finally the snarling face of the UWA Universal Heavyweight Champion is shown as “The God of Pain” wipes a line of blood over his forehead.)

Shannon: Although I enjoyed my little paid vacation in the sun… It does feel exciting to be back here in the UWA.

Charles: Indeed it does, and what a night to return to! We have a number of superstars making their in-ring debuts here tonight!

Shannon: As do the rather odd pairing of “Agents” who have been seen over UWA TV for weeks now.

Arnold: But perhaps the most anticipated debut tonight is of none other then Dustin “Simply Remarkable” Daniels!!

Shannon: That little f*ck just better realize that Billy is here tonight, and hopefully tonight is the night that this disrespectful, deranged little man gets what’s coming to him!!

Charles: But our night doesn’t end there as we will be joined by Clyde Neptune of LCW as he will be a special guest commentator when his rival Kaine challenges Ace Thunder later tonight!

Arnold: Why is this worthless belt even still allowed on UWA TV?! Ship these losers back to LCW or make them compete for UWA titles!

Shannon: James Tanner makes his In-ring return right here tonight as the former GZW Light Heavyweight and Television Champion will battle it out with William Blessing!!

Arnold: Over the last weeks we’ve heard many little drops of info about The Fourth Coming in which it seems both Dustin Daniel and Blessing are apart of, if that means those two are gonna be pairing up… Watch out UWA!!

Charles: In what should be a very hard hitting match between two titans, “The Fighting Force” Damien ArkAngel will go toe to toe with “The Monster” Magnum Steele!!

Shannon: And where Damien is… Shawn Jones and TNT can’t be too far behind, Magnum will have to be on his toes in this one.

Arnold: Not just them though Blondie!! The big lazy ass has many enemies here in UWA!!

Charles: In what should prove to be a match for the ages… “The Berserker” Paul Phoenix will return to the ring tonight after his hiatus to as he so elegantly put it.. “Stomp the life out of everything in my way!” And tonight that just happens to be Billy “The Brilliant” inside of a steel cage!!

Shannon: Paul better not get to overconfident, he’s not facing just anybody tonight, but the UWA Cruiserweight Champion. Speed and Agility will be key tonight when trying to get out of that cage!

Arnold: Alright we’ve stalled long enough…. Let’s get to the massive main event!!

Charles: Of course, tonight the UWA Universal Heavyweight Championship will be on the line as William Grand, the current UWA Intercontinental Champion has been given this shot by President Sharp to dispose of “The God of Pain”!

Shannon: Can it be that easy though? Let’s face it… Bane has snapped!! The guy cares for nothing and I don’t think lives for anything but his Universal Heavyweight Championship!! Grand won’t get the belt away from Bane that easily!

Charles: Well we’re ready to kickstart this show with our first of three debut matches tonight!!

Arnold: Man, do we have a circus freaks welcome sign hung outside the Coliseum or something?

(Fakob and Ass both walk out onto the ramp as the crowd gives the two jobbers a pretty good cheer for their first Vortex appearance as they look very excited to even be here. Hemerige rolls into the ring and Pain stands beside his partner as the two touch fists and wait for their opponents.)

(A video begins to play on the Universal-Tron and then both Agent 26E and Agent Jericho walk out onto the ramp side by side dressed to go as the crowd doesn’t really know what to make of the duo at all? Jericho circles the ring and slides in behind the UWA Jobber Duo. His fellow Agent stands up in front of both men and looks from one to the other as Fakob and Pain have no clue what to do as Referee Davison signals for the bell and this match is underway as both of the jobbers deck 26E and begin to pummel him into the mat with hard kicks as Agent Jericho just stands at ringside and watches. Fakob bounces 26E off the ropes and the Agent is then decked by a Big Boot from Pain which almost knocks the Agent’s teeth out!!)

(To the amazement of the crowd Ass Pain drops down and goes for the VERY EARLY pin on Agent 26E!!!)

(The crowd is on it’s feet cheering for Ass and Fakob when out of nowhere Agent Jericho rushes the ring and tackles both men down to a pretty good boo for ruining the celebration. Ass tries to fight back but gets a boot to the midsection and then Jericho nails a….Diamond Cutter!)

(Fakob doesn’t wait around and tries to leave the ring but Jericho catches him by the leg and pulls him back almost literally kicking and screaming and then turns him over with a Stop The Threat (Sharp Shooter)!!! Hemerige taps like a little bitch and Referee Davison tries to pull Jericho off of the jobber until finally the Agent just has enough and drops the jobber as the fans are once again silent as Jericho simply walks up the ramp with no music at all and a very eerie silence from the fans.)

Charles: They don’t pay us enough for this job… We’ll be back right after this.

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---Flexxy Rexxy and Justin Fart versus T.N.T. (Chris Taylor and Jeremy Taylor)---

"Glow" by Coal Chamber hits the sound system as TNT makes their way down the ramp to a chorus of boos by the fans. TNT slides into the ring and both jump onto opposite turnbuckles and throw up their middle fingers to piss off the fans. Both Justin Fart and Flexxy Rexxy are already in the ring as the ref calls for the bell to start the match.

Charles: Well it seems this is going to be an important night for TNT as it is their debut match here in the UWA.

Arnold: These two men are going to have no problems whatsoever in desposing of these two jobbers in the ring. I dont think those losers have ever won a single match in their damn careers.

Charles: Well I dont think that really matters Arnold as Im sure that both teams will give their all to gain an all important win. And speaking of giving their all, TNT seems to want to end this match soon!

Both Chris and Jeremy Taylor charge at Flexxy and Justin and deliver devasting clotheslines that cause both men to do 360 degree flips and landing on their faces. Chris and Jeremy strut around the ring taunting the fans as Justin Fart slowly crawls his way over to his respective corner. The team of TNT pick up Flexxy Rexxy and deliver a double team snap suplex. Referee Flash Jefferys tells Chris to get into his corner as Jeremy continues to stomp vicious boots into the abdomen of Rexxy.

Charles: For once why cant a tag team try and do things fairly and not do any double teaming at all. I believe the meaning of tag team is to tag your partner into the match then vacate the ring and head to your corner, but I guess TNT must not know that.

Arnold: Oh quit your friggin whining chump! The shit wouldnt be as fun if there wasnt a lil cheating involved now and then. So how about just calling the damn match and quit pointing out all the bad stuff.

Jeremy picks up Rexxy and irish whips him into the ropes. Jeremy goes for a clothesline but Rexxy ducks it and runs into the opposite ropes. Upon returning he flies up into the air and delives a spinning elbow straight into the jaw of Jeremy Taylor.

Charles: What a nice move by Rexxy there people. That was beautiful! Simply beautiful!

Arnold: Geesh! This is going to be another one of those boring nights. I can tell already.

Rexxy gets up and stumbles over to his corner and makes the tag to his partner Justin Farts. Justin runs over to Jeremy but Jeremy pulls Justins legs right out from underneath him causing him to land flat on his back. Jeremy gets up and grabs the legs of Justin and spreads them apart only to give a stiff boot to the lower regions of Justins body. Referee Flash Jefferys warns Jeremy to keep it above the belt but Jeremy just blows him off and he heads to his corner and makes the tag to his partner Chris. Chris heads over to the balled up Justin and lands a leg drop straight across his throat. Chris gets up and gives a devious smile as he picks Justin up and delivers a quick but effective short arm clothesline.

Arnold: These two are definitely in good shape tonight. They are man-handling the jobber team here.

Charles: Oh give the poor men some damn credit. They are in this company too so they must have some however lil talent.

3....No! Kickout by Justin Farts at the last second. Chris admonishes the referee for making a slow count as Flexxy Rexxy is in his corner hollering at his teamate to come make the tag. Justin tries to crawl over and make the tag but he is headed off by a boot to the back of his head by Chris Taylor. Chris picks Justin up and sends him into the ropes but Justin reverses it and with lots of momentum he sends Chris into the ropes so hard that he tumbles out of the ring.

Charles: Jumping Jupiter! What power being shown by Justin Farts there. I dont think Chris Taylor expected that to happen.

Arnold: It was a lucky shot. Both Chris and Jeremy have been feeling a lil under the weather lately anyways so ya cant expect them to be at 100% for this match. But that just shows you how dedicated they are, because they are wrestling regardless of their current condition.

Justin heads over to his corner and tags in his partner Flexxy Rexxy. Rexxy exits the ring and grabs Chris and tosses him back inside. Rexxy climbs back into the ring and begins to stomp on Chris Taylor. He picks him up and irish whips him into the ropes. But what he doesnt see is that he tagged his partner Jeremy and Jeremy heads over to the turnbuckle and begins to climb it. On the return from the ropes Chris jumps into the air and lands a flying clothesline on Rexxy. Chris gets up and grabs Rexxy's feet and prepares to slingshot him into the turnbuckle. He falls back and sends Rexxy into the air as Jeremy Taylor flies off the turnbuckle and nails Rexxy with a spear.

Arnold: HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!! That was the EXPLOSIVE ENDING right there. Its all over now. Woohoo!!!

Ref Flash gets down and makes the count as Jeremy makes the cover on Rexxy.

Charles: Well it seems that TNT is victorious in their debut match here in the UWA at the expense of Flexxy Rexxy and Justin Fart.

Arnold: I told you these guys were at 100% for tonights match. There was nothing those two jobbers could do about it either. They had it covered from the ring of the bell.

"Glow" by Coal Chamber hits as the team of TNT, Jeremy and Chris Taylor, make their way up the ramp to a chorus of boos from the fans.

Walking down the hall is none other the newly acquired UWA superstar and seemingly a member of the unknown group Fourth Coming, Dustin “Simply Remarkable” Daniels. Before Dustin can get to the ring though he is stopped by a smiling Caramel Sanders.

Dustin: “Hey, listen lady, I’m not accepting any whores tonight! I got business to take care of! So if you would please… I’ve got a pirate to sink.”

Dustin: “And it warms my heart that you keep telling yourself that, but get out of my way.”

Caramel: “If you have to know I’m one of UWA’s interviewers and the name is Caramel Sanders, and I’m not going to let you go until you answer some of my questions!”

Caramel: “Dustin Daniels, you are just mere moments away from your UWA debut. How do you feel? Are you nervous?”

Dustin: “Nervous?! About what? Wrestling long john silver!? Listen, toots, this is a walk in the park for me and just a chance to strut my stuff before I tackle the real reason I’m here in UWA in the first place and that is winning the UWA Cruiserweight Championship that sits around the waist of that milk drinking little bitch, BTB!”

---Single Debut Match: Pieco O'Jack versus Dustin "Simply Remarkable" Daniels---

Pyros explode throughout the arena as "Mr. Jack" by System of a Down blasts on the sound system. Piece O'Jack makes his way down the ramp to the utter dismay of the fans. A fan sticks his hand out and cheers for him, but Jack just spits on the fan which incites a "Stupid Pirate" chant throughout the whole arena.

Charles: Well it seems that Piece O'Jack isnt very well liked by the fans here. But that doesnt seem to bother him as he has a big challenge ahead of him tonight.

The lights begin flashing as the words "Simply Remarkable" flash across the tron and "Raise Up" by Saliva blasts in the arena. "The Remarkable One" Dustin Daniels makes his way down the entrance ramp. He stops shortly before the ring and raises his hands in the air and with a big smile he spins around gloating and showing off to the fans.

Arnold: Now this is a real man here. Double D should have no problems desposing of this friggin' pirate here tonight. I mean come on..All he ever had going for him was his parrot and Polly isnt even out here.

Referee Reese Florey starts checking the boots of Double D as Jack is standing in his corner. The ref finishes with Daniels and Daniels walks towards his corner but when Ref Florey tries to check Jack, Jack charges at Daniels. Double D however must have had it well scouted as he side steps Jack and he runs face first into the top turnbuckle. Ref Florey calls for the bell to start the match as Daniels runs Jacks head into the top turnbuckle repeatedly.

Charles: It looks like Jack isnt starting the match off too good as he was outsmarted by Daniels.

Arnold: Of course he was outsmarted nimrod. He is "Simply Remarkable". Woohoo!!!

Daniels grabs Jack and sends him into the opposite corner and he follows after and jumps high into the air to land a splash but Jack just barely moves out of the way causing Daniels head to smack the ringpost.Jack charges at Daniels and butt bumps him in the corner. Jack picks Daniels up and sets him onto the turnbuckle. Jack gets up by Daniels and sets him up for the suplerplex. He is moments away from connecting with the move but Daniels pushes him off the turnuckle. Jack falls flat on his back, giving Daniels the chance to launch off and drive his knee into the forehead of Jack.

Arnold: WHAT!!! You dont say brilliant around Double D. You say Remarkable you nimrod. And I thought I was supposed to be the screwup. Geesh!

Daniels and Jack get back to their feet and lock up. Daniels forces Jack down in a headlock. He cranks the hold a few times to try and weaken his opponent, but Jack shoots Daniels across the ring. Daniels bounces off the ropes and heads back towards Jack. Jack dives at Daniels leg and tackles him down hard. Jack lifts Daniels leg into the air, then drops his elbow in his inner thy. He pulls more pressure into the move as Daniels tries to get free. Jack lets go of the hold and picks Daniels up. He then throws Daniels into the ropes and follows with a clothesline. Daniels slowly gets back to his feet giving Jack the chance to bounce off the ropes. Jack comes running back at Daniels, but he moves out of the way and sends him over the top rope to ringside. Jack rolls to the barricade and pulls himself back up. Daniels plans his next moves and launches himself out of the ring and takes Jack out with a spear through the ropes.

Charles: JUMPING JUPITER!!! What a dangerous move right there by Dustin Daniels! Hes lucky he connected with Jack or it would have been his head connecting with the steel barricade.

Arnold: Thank you Captain Obvious! Some people need to realize the obvious and aparently you havent!

Daniels lifts Jack to his feet and tosses him into the ring.Daniels picks him up and hammers him with right hands in the corner. Daniels with an Irish whip sends Jack diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Instead of hitting the corner, Jack hops up onto the turnbuckles and moonsaults over and lands behind a charging Daniels. Jack with a rear waistlock on Daniels and he goes for a release German suplex. Daniels flips out of the German suplex and lands on his feet. Thinking that Daniels is down, Jack slowly turns around. Daniels is crouched down low. When Jack turns around, Daniels explodes forward and levels Jack in the mid-section. Daniels signals for the end as he grabs Jack by the head and prepares for the DANIELS DROP. Daniels llifts Jack into the air but he counters it and lands on the opposite side. Jack plants an elbow to the back of Daniels head and spins him around grabbing his head and going for the PIECES OF 8.(X-Factor) Daniels however counters the move and nails Jack in the mid-section once again. Daniels hooks both of Jacks arms and lifts him up to nail the REMARKABLE.

Arnold: HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!! Its all over! Double D landed his finisher onto Piece O'Jack.

Charles: Dont count your chickens before they hatch as Im sure Jack isnt finished yet.

Dustin Daniels gets up and starts parading around the ring as if he just won an Oscar.

Arnold: I told you that Double D would have no problem tonight. I love it when Im right.

Charles: Well even so Im sure Piece O'Jack is going to be looking for some sort of revenge after losing this hard fought battle tonight. And by the way, when are you right alot? Most of your calls arent made till after the win is guaranteed you dumbass.

---Singles Match: Special Guest Commentators: Clyde Neptune---
---"The Untouchable" Kaine versus "Hot Shot" Ace Thunder---

“Headstrong” by Trapt kicks in as the arena turns a cold blue color. They begin to cheer as Clyde Neptune steps out onto the entrance way and takes a moment to look around at the crowd and soak it all up. Clyde makes his way down the ramp

and walks around ringside over to the commentator’s table. With a seat set up for him he sits down and puts on his headsets.

Clyde: I would do nothing of the sort. I’m here to see what Kaine has since he doesn’t show up in LCW.

"Feuer Frei" by Rammstein begins to play. Kaine comes out from behind the curtains with the LCW Heavyweight Championship around his waist. “The Untouchable” heads down to the ring, ignoring the fan’s negative reaction. He climbs up the steps and gets into the ring where he takes off the LCW title and holds it in the air while taunting the crowd.

Kaine leans on the ropes and points at Neptune, telling him he’ll never have his title.

“I Can’t Dance” by Genesis is the next to play as the fans rise to their feet. Ace Thunder comes out, hyped up for his next match. He quickly walks down the ramp, slapping a few hands on the way down, before sliding into the ring and climbing to the turnbuckle. He gives the fans a short pose for their picture taking pleasures before hopping off and meeting Kaine in the middle of the ring. Referee Reese Florey takes the LCW Heavyweight title from Kaine and hands it over to the ring announcer then calls for the bell. Kaine wastes no time with a few kicks to the stomach follower by a whip into the ropes. Ace comes back with a diving shoulder block to take Kaine down. Ace grabs Kaine and snaps him over his shoulder with a snapmare then applies a sleeperhold. Kaine gets to his feet while still locked in the submission. He retaliates by backing up into a corner and forcing Ace to release the hold. Kaine begins to stomp at Ace’s chest and sends him to the other side of the ring. Kaine charges in only to get a face full of boot from Ace.

Shannon: Ace hops on the second rope and goes for a flipping neckbreaker, but Kaine manages to dodge it!

Kaine taunts the crowd then goes back to work on Ace with some arrogant kicks before lifting him back to his feet and tossing him into the ropes. Ace comes off the rebound and is sent face first by a drop-toe-hold from Kaine. The Untouchable pounces on Ace’s back and applies an early half nelson headlock. He rolls onto his back to put more pressure on the move but “Hot Shot” twists out of it. Kaine gets to his feet just as Ace leaps off the ground and nails him in the face with a dropkick. Kaine tries to get up again but Ace with another dropkick. With a plan in mind, Kaine once more gets to his feet and predicts a third dropkick which he pushes away, causing Ace to hit nothing but air.

Clyde: Kaine showing good knowledge there but has just ruined that. He celebrates the silliest things.

Kaine parades around and waits for Ace to get back up. He charges at Ace with a clothesline. As Ace gets up Kaine punches him in the skull before sending him into the ropes. He goes for a high impacted spinebuster but Ace finds a way to crawl behind him and take the roll up pin. 1… 2… 2 � Reversal by Kaine into a pin of his own. 1… 2… 2 � Ace comes out with another pin reversal and ends with the same result. Kaine looks to follow the process but breaks it when quickly mounts on top of Ace and wails at him with punches. Reese tells him to back off and he does. He points down at Ace and taunts him to get up. Ace gets to a knee and gets a hard slap to the head from Kaine. Kaine goes to throw Ace out of the ring but he holds onto the ropes. Kaine goes to push him off but Ace fires back with a shoulder to the gut followed by a sunset flip. The LCW Heavyweight Champion holds onto the ropes though. Ace gets up and grabs Kaine’s legs while he still holds on the ropes. Ace with a hard kick between Kaine’s legs (Think Hardcore Holly)! Kaine stumbles around the ring holding his groin while Ace catches his breath really quick. Just as Kaine goes to attack Ace, Ace places him in a fireman’s carry position, and then drives him down with a spinebuster!

Threeeeeeeee… Kickout by Kaine. Kaine slowly gets to his feet but not for long as Ace hits him with a clothesline. Kaine tries again but is taken down with a monkey toss. Ace bounces himself off the ropes and hits Kaine with a high leg clothesline!

He drops down for the pin but Kaine kicks out before the three count. Ace grabs Kaine by the legs and looks for a catapult into the turnbuckle but Kaine lands on his feet on the second turnbuckle and launches back at Ace with a reverse DDT! Kaine goes for the pin.

Thre… Kickout. Ace finds his way to his feet but Kaine chases after him with a spear from behind, taking out Ace’s legs from under him. Kaine quickly gets to his feet and does a standing moonsault to get the pin. 1… 2… 2 �… Kickout!

Clyde: This is the thing that surprises me the most. Kaine isn’t even a heavyweight! He weighs in at 176 pounds! So why is he even nearly a contender for the title when his weight is very much below the legal heavyweight limit?

Arnold: Good question Clyde. I’m sure he’ll say something along the lines of there was no great athletes in LCW to hold the belt that he had to take it into his own hands.

Kaine lifts Ace up and drops him back down with a scoop slam, which gives him enough time to climb the ropes. He seems to be signaling for the shooting star press but Ace manages to get to his feet and trip Kaine. He lands on his lower regions as Ace climbs the turnbuckle and jumps onto Kaine’s shoulders, then flips backwards to execute a top rope hurricanranna! Ace follows up with a springboard moonsault to take the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

Ace goes to lift Kaine up but Kaine with a poke to the eyes! Ace staggers around, giving Kaine the chance to catch his breath. Ace turns to face Kaine but he rolls him up in a small package! Kaine has the tights!

Ace able to kick out! Kaine grabs Ace and sends him sailing over the ropes and onto the ringside floor. Kaine climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at his opponent, waiting for him to get to his feet. KAINE DIVES OFF AND LANDS ON ACE WITH A CROSS BODY! The two roll around ringside for a second until Kaine grabs Ace and rolls him in. Kaine makes the cover as well as putting his feet on the ropes. 1… 2… 3…?! Reese Florey notices the illegal pin and stops the count. Kaine grabs Ace and sends him into the ropes but Ace ducks the attempted clothesline. He jumps onto the ropes and springboards off with a forearm smash to Kaine’s face. Ace follows up with a couple of consecutive clotheslines before sending Kaine back into the ropes. He runs behind Kaine, but Kaine springboards himself and nails a dropkick to the back of Ace’s head to send him tumbling out to ringside! Just as Ace is getting up, Kaine jumps on the ropes and launches back at Ace but he moves out of the way and Kaine splashes on the mat. Ace rolls him back into the ring and lifts him up from behind only to lock him in the Cobra Clutch. Ace then nails a sloppy version of Thunderstruck (Cobra Clutch Suplex) but doesn’t get the full impact of it. He notices this and calls for the finish! He ascends to the top rope and flashes his “Rock On” sign before flipping off with a beautiful Swanton Bomb! Unfortunately for Ace, Kaine rolls out of the way as he crashes onto the hard canvas. Kaine rolls out of the ring and walks over to the ring announcer where he swipes his chair!

Shannon: You mean welcome to wrestling? The only way to get a win nowadays is to cheat!

Kaine climbs into the ring and holds the chair up to go nail Ace. Reese Florey doesn’t notice as he’s checking on Thunder. He aims and goes to run at Ace but Clyde Neptune comes from behind him and swipes the chair out of his hands. Kaine turns around and stares down Clyde and tells him to “mind your own busine…” He’s suddenly taken by surprise as Ace Thunder comes from behind with a roll up!

Ace rolls out of the ring quickly and celebrates as he runs up the ramp, stumbling over his own feet as well. Kaine is left in the ring, shocked and in disbelief. Clyde is busy giving the ring announcer his chair back, which gives Kaine enough time to get out of ringside and hit Clyde from behind. Kaine then grabs Clyde and whips him into the steel steps. He takes the chair back from the ring announcer and heads over to Clyde. He goes to swing the chair at Neptune’s head, but Neptune dodges and the chair hits the steel pole. Clyde gets into the ring as does Kaine with the chair. The two stare each other down. Kaine goes to hit him in the head again but Clyde with a kick to the midsection forces him to release the chair. Clyde then hits him in the head with a bionic elbow.

Kaine gets to his feet only to be lifted onto Clyde’s shoulders in a torture rack position!

Kaine struggles but gets out of it and comes from behind Clyde with a low blow! Kaine grabs the chair and doesn’t take his time slamming it right at Clyde’s forehead! The fans begin to boo as Kaine yells for his LCW Heavyweight Championship. He yells for Neptune to get back up. Slowly but surly, Clyde gets up to one knee, and then stands completely. He turns around as Kaine bashes the LCW title in his face!

With Clyde out of it, Kaine gets back to his feet and looks down at him with a look of disgust. The fans shower him with boos as he finally gets out of the ring and heads up the ramp.

Shannon: Kaine is being a total sore loser here tonight and he blames it all on Clyde!

Arnold: If Clyde would have minded his business he wouldn’t be in the predicament he’s in now, would he?! Yeah, I thought so.

The camera’s cut backstage to where Aaron “The Damned” and “The Beast” Jaxon Hayes are seemingly close to blows once again as a group of referees has both men separated but just barely as they tell Jaxon to cool it and finally after some more hollering “The Beast” turns and walks down the hallway behind him with the Outlaw championship that he and Aaron share. Jaxon finally makes it to what seems to be his locker room and tries to open the door but it’s locked, he searches his pockets for a key but can’t find one so he just rams the door with his shoulder but the door opens before he can hit it and Jaxon stumbles forward. Hayes walks into his room and goes to flick on the lights but they won’t turn on.

SMASH!!!! The door slams shut and inside we can only hear loud smashes and hollering. We hear Jaxon scream out in pain and finally the door to his locker room opens again and out of the darkness walks none other then NeCro!! The unseen UWA talent holds in his hand the Championship that belongs to Aaron and Beast as he turns and looks behind him with a small chuckle before walking off down the hall with the Outlaw Championship dragging from his left hand. The camera crew rushes in to check on Beast as the scene fades.

Arnold: (mocking voice) The show is good, this match should be incredible. (normal voice) You guys sound like a broken record.

Charles: Well I’m finishing it. We have a match to do so please shut up and do your jobs.

As the commentators continue to bicker back and forth the lights flicker on and off until they finally stay off. A single strobe light hits the top of the ramp as “Natural Born Killers” by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre begins to play. The crowd gets to their feet and delivers a mixed reaction as William Blessing makes his way out onto the top of the ramp. He eyes the crowd before making his way down the ramp and into the ring. He pulls on the top rope to loosen up as the music slowly fades out and the lights come back on.

Blessing paces the ring as the lights begin to flicker again. Instead of cutting off they continue to flicker as “Prayer” by Disturbed begins to rock the UWA Coliseum. The crowd cheers loudly as the former UWA President James Tanner makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and pops right back up. He eyes Blessing before climbing the near turnbuckle and holding his arms above his head.

Tanner jumps off the turnbuckle and spins around to face Blessing as the music fades and the bell is sounded. The two men circle each other before shaking hands quickly. They back off before lunging in and locking up with collar and elbow tie up. The two men fight for leverage but seem to be evenly matched. Blessing pushes Tanner towards the corner and up against the turnbuckle. The ref gets in between them and starts the mandatory five count. Blessing releases the hold quickly and backs up with his hands in the air. Tanner walks out of the corner and paces around the ring once again before the two lock up in the center once more.

Blessing is quick to apply a side headlock but Tanner pushes him against the ropes and shoots him across the ring into the far side ropes. Tanner goes for a closeline but Blessing ducks it and stops himself right behind Tanner. As Tanner turns around Blessing rears his foot forward and to the side looking for a roundhouse kick but Tanner ducks it before the move can connect. Tanner his the ground and goes for a sweep off the legs but Blessing leaps over his legs and jumps to the side to avoid a possible retry of the move. As Tanner gets to his feet Blessing goes for a closeline only for it to be ducked. The two men stare at each other as the crowd roars loudly at the display of reversals.

The two go to lock up once more but Blessing raises his knee up and nails the young superstar in the midsection doubling him over. Blessing hooks Tanner around the head and delivers a crisp snap suplex. He rolls over onto his feet still holding onto the move and nails a second straight snap suplex. He rolls to his feet for a third time and nails one last crisp snap suplex before rolling over on top of James and hooking both legs.

Tanner rolls the shoulder at the last possible second to break the count. Tanner rolls to his stomach and tries to get to his feet but Blessing charges in and kicks him in his stomach causing him to roll over on his back in pain. Blessing makes the cover again hooking the far leg.

Blessing pulls James to his feet and into a standing headscissor. He lifts him up for a powerbomb but Tanner reverses it and delivers a beautiful hurricanranna.

Blessing gets to his feet as does James. The former UWA president leaps into the air and delivers a nice dropkick that drops the former SWA star drops to the mat but is quick to get back to his feet. He walks towards James but is taken back down to the mat with another dropkick. Blessing rolls to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Tanner hits the mat to duck the move causing him to hit the ref instead.

Tanner turns around only to receive a mafia kick to the face that drops the young superstar to the mat. Blessing climbs to the top rope and looks to the crowd. Suddenly from out of the crowd runs Blake Dyhart. Blake jumps the guardrail and pushes Blessing off the top. Blessing lands on his feet and turns around only to see Blake come flying off the top rope with the title belt in hand. Blessing tries to avoid it but is unsuccessful as Blake nails William in the face with the belt.

Blake drags James over to Blessing and drapes his arm across his chest. Before exiting the ring Blake walks over and shakes the ref to revive him. The ref comes to only to see the cover made. He pulls himself closer and starts the slow count.

James looks up to see Blake give a smile and a thumbs up before heading to the back. James looks at the empty ramp and shakes his head.

Shannon: I’m getting word that something is going on backstage. Can we get a camera back there?

---Backstage---

The bodies of Syn and Jason Johnson are shown laid out in the backstage area as the scene opens. There are several pieces of broken tables around the area and a couple of dented chairs littler the floor. The camera looks around trying to see who might have done this but comes up empty. Suddenly something catches the eye of the camera in which it zooms in on. A letter is laid on the ground next to Syn that reads:

Cya at Hellstorm boys. Just remember to bring OUR belts with you when you come.

Being loaded into an ambulance in the back of the Coliseum is one half of the Outlaw Champions, Jaxon Hayes. EMT’s load “The Beast” up as we only get a brief glimpse of the bloodied Champ before the doors close. The camera spans the area and notices off in a shadow covered corner the on looking face of the other half of the Outlaw Champions, Aaron “The Damned”.

Aaron turn quickly but is clipped in the face by a fire extinguisher!! The sickness family member drops to the ground almost immediately as out from behind a parked car steps NeCro with the Outlaw Championship now strapped around his waist and the fire extinguisher in his hands as he looks down at Aaron who slowly is pulling himself together.

NeCro: You know it’s a real shame we couldn’t of been friends. I don’t have any… And I can see you don’t either. But oh well, the world works in mysterious ways and I’m afraid your time here is almost up. But not tonight, not right now, but soon. I’ll be seeing you again, Aaron. Soon.

NeCro walks off into the shadows as Aaron wipes the blood off of his forehead and tastes it with a sick little smile.

The crowd gives up a loud cheer as “The Monster” Magnum Steele is shown heading towards the ring. He gets to the curtain and waits for his cue to enter the stage but before he can a blood rushing thump smacks the former SLWA member right across the back as he falls forward and grabs at the match order list in front of him, ripping it from the wall. The camera shows both members of TNT standing behind Magnum, Jeremy with a steel pipe in his left hand.

Chris and Jeremy both laugh as Magnum still holds his back in pain from the pipe shot as the scene fades to ringside.

---“The Monster” Magnum Steele versus Damien Ark Angel---

Cameras open up to the UWA Arena, where the fans are standing on their feet cheering their throats dry for the UWA show, which has so far has not let down.

Charles: “Welcome back to UWA Vortex! This has been a very exiting night, and it is sure to get even better with the last three matches on the card!”

Shannon: “That’s right Charlie… the next match on the card features two very talented wrestlers, Damien ArkAngel, and Magnum Steele!”

Arnold: “Peh… why not just give the match to Damien anyway? That lumbering Idiot doesn’t stand a chance against one of the most talented man in Professional Wrestling!”

Charles: “Oh give it a rest Arnold. Magnum and Damien are no strangers to each other, as both of them have fought on several occasions…”

Arnold: “Yeah, with Magnum getting schooled in all occasions…”

“Back Down” by 50 cent roars out over the PA system, as Damien ArkAngel struts out from the back, followed closely by Shawn Jones, both men under a deafening haze of boos and taunts from the fans. Damien gives them all the big one finger salute, bringing upon him more taunts from the fans at ringside. Damien slides into the ring as the ring announcer echoes out his introduction.

Announcer: “The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Northwest Territories, Canada… standing at six feet eight inches and weighing in at two hundred and two hundred and fifty six pounds… Damien ArkAAAAngelll!”

Damien and Shawn slides into the ring, under the extreme hazing of the fans and begins his strut around the ring, merely glaring out in arrogance at the boos of the fans. After a few rounds around the ring, Damien plants himself in the northeastern turnbuckle and waits in anticipation while Shawn drops down to the floor. as the opponent’s music, “Regulators” by Warren G and Nate Dogg blast out. Almost instantly the chorus of boos and taunts changes into an ovasive round of cheers as the big man Magnum Steele walks out of the backstage onto the ramp. As soon as he reaches the top of the ramp, he stops and glares down into the center of the ring, where Damien stares back up at Magnum, never moving a single inch. Slowly, Magnum begins his trek down to the ring, slapping hands of several fans sticking their hands out.

Announcer: “Now coming to the ring, from Long Beach, California, standing at seven feet six inches and weighing in at four hundred and eighty nine pounds… he is the “Monster” Magnum STEEELE!”

Slowly, Magnum makes his way down the ramp, never taking his eyes off of his opponent, and potential next victim.

Shannon: “Wow… he’s huge!”

Arnold: “Wow Shannon… I’m glad you’re here to tell me the blatantly obvious facts!”

Charles: “Damien himself is a good sized man, but next to Magnum, he looks like a Muppet!”

Arnold “A Muppet…”

Shannon: “You know Arnold, those little furry dudes!”

Albert: “…”

Magnum climbs up onto the apron, and steps over the top rope like it’s nothing, climbing into the ring. Both Damien and Magnum glare at each other with looks of confidence, as Magnum’s theme cuts off leaving only the roar of the crowd as the ring bell sounds out three times starting the match. Damien immediately begins the match by lunging at Magnum in an attempt to clothesline him to the floor, but Damien merely bounces off of the massive body of Magnum, causing no pain whatsoever to the mammoth. Once again, Damien tries to knock Magnum down with a clothesline, but once again, Magnum just shrugs him off. This time though, once Damien backs up from bouncing off of Magnum’s huge body, Magnum completely levels him with a clothesline of his own, getting an ovasive “Ooh” from the crowds.

Shannon: “Oh my… Magnum knocked Damien out of his boots with that blow…”

Charles: “No kidding…”

Arnold: “It’s all a ploy…”

Shannon: “Sure it is…”

Magnum lifts Damien up to his feet, and nails him with the “Steele Shot” Magnum drops down on Damien.

One! Two! Th… kick out.

Damien thrusts his hands into the air breaking the pin. Magnum merely smiles at the smaller man and again lifts him up to his feet, but this time Damien is ready for Magnum. Damien quickly thrusts three fist shots into Magnum’s throat and somehow, manages to get behind Magnum and lift him up into a full nelson slam.

Shannon: “Damien got Magnum into a full nelson slam!”

Arnold: “See? I told you… just a ploy!”

Damien quickly covers Magnum, but doesn’t even get a one count before Magnum throws Damien into the air and into the referee. In a rage, Magnum rises to his feet, lifts up Damein, and destroys the smaller man with the “213” to a massive pop from the crowd.

Charles: “That’s it! 213! Damien’s all done for!”

Furious, Magnum covers Damien, as the referee drops down groggily for the count.

One! Two! Three… NO!

Moments before the three count, Shawn Jones grabs the leg of Magnum and yanks him out of the ring to the floor. Once Magnum realizes what has happened, he glares in the direction of Shawn Jones, who just stares back at Magnum with a look of complete and utter fear. Shawn Jones turns around and runs away from Magnum, as the big man bolts after the quick man in a dead run. After rounding the ring, a thunderous CLANG is heard. The camera moves over to see Magnum drop to his knees with a chair sticking out of the crowd, with Seven holding the end of the chair.

Shannon: “This was all a set up! Seven just laid out Magnum with that chair shot!”

Arnold: “Serves that oversized freak right!”

Seven slowly climbs over the ring barrier and begins to slam Magnum viciously with the chair in his hand, as the referee rings the bell for the Disqualification. Furious, Damien climbs out of the ring and confronts Seven, only to receive a chair shot of his own. Seven then goes back to work on magnum, laying in chair shot after chair shot into the man as the capacity crowd echoes out in boos and taunts towards Seven.

Charles: “Seven is just destroying Magnum with that Chair!”

Out from the back bolts out half a dozen referees and security officers to restrain Seven from attacking Magnum any more. Finally, Seven gives up on Magnum and drops his chair and arrogantly walks to the back of the arena, as Magnum is helped to his feet with a severe cut above his right eye, and a dirty look on his face.

Arnold: “All I can say is that Magnum’s days as the big man in town are over. Seven just proved to Magnum that being big means nothing when you have no talent.”

Shannon: “The only thing that Seven proved is that he’s a cheap bastard!”

Charles: “Come on… both of you! All I can say is that this feud is FAR from over. Mark my words, Magnum will be looking for revenge sooner or later.”

The cameras fade to commercials as Seven disappears behind the curtain.

The crowd erupt into a chorus of jeers as we see 'The God of Pain' Pain walking through the backstage corridors. He has a sports bag slung over one shoulder and his Universal Championship over the oter. Road agents and other members of the backstage crew back off as Banes swaggers by them. Mario Sanchez however, comes running up to Bane from behind with microphone in hand...

Sanchez catches up with Bane and Bane looks down on him with a look of irritation.

Sanchez: I'm UWA's premier interviewer; Mario Sanchez! And I was wondering just what frame of mind you are in this evening as you go up against William Grand, putting your Universal Championship on the line.

Bane: You wanna know what frame of mind I'm in, Mario? You wanna know what frame of mind I'm in?

Bane: I don't have a frame of mind, Mario! I don't have a frame inside my head which can contain my mind! Understand what I'm sayin'? I do not think about things in a logical manner, sometimes I don't even know what I'm gonna do until I do it, Mario! Sometimes I scare myself because of this. I don't know what I'm gonna do to William Grand tonight, Mario! I know I'm gonna hurt him real bad but I dunno how! I'll do whatever it takes to hold on to this here Universal Title, Mario! Anything! I won't let this William Grand stand in my way! I'll run right through the bastard as if he isn't even there! I'll mow him down! I'll claim him, Mario! I'll claim him as a tortured soul!

Sanchez: Also, Senor Bane, questions have been asked of your mentality as of late. Some people think you have lost your sanity!

Bane: Oh really? Thats interesting. When the fuck did I have any sanity to begin with? You know what, Mario? I'm gonna have to cut this short. I'm the Universal Champion and I got a title defense to prepare for!

Bane brushes by Mario who looks at the Universal Champion with a slight sneer as he shakes his head.

Arnold: Your damn right!! I’ve been waiting months to see Phoenix squash Brilliant Boy like a bug!

Arnold: Nice to see that BTB is at least going to show up tonight though Shannon, I don’t think I need to repeat how Phoenix most elegantly put it a few days ago on UWA TV?

(The lights in the UWA Coliseum dim as the familiar beat of “We Will Rock You” By Queen picks up and the fans react in kind, clapping and stomping their feet to the beat as they cheer as the UWA Cruiserweight Champion walks out from the back with his Title strapped around his waist just as the song picks up. Billy slides into the ring and looks up as the cage slowly lowers itself to just above BTB’s head and enough room for Phoenix to enter without going through the Cage door. BTB stares from side to side to side to side before jumping on the ring ropes closest to the announcers side of the ring and pumping his fist as the crowd responds with a nice pop for the boyfriend of UWA Vortex Announcer, Shannon Taylor, who gives a standing ovation at ringside.)

Charles: One thing is for sure and that is that Billy “The Brilliant” is perhaps one of the most popular faces around UWA today!

(The lights in the UWA Coliseum stay dimmed as BTB’s music slows to a dull roar before a HUGE guitar blast erupts over the PA system and the fans stand and boo as they await the entrance of Paul Phoenix. And they do not have to wait long as “The Berserker” himself stalks out from behind the curtains dressed in his usual ring attire, although his now shaven bald head stands out as one fan near the ramp holds up a sign that reads, “The BALD Berserker”, obviously not giving much thought at all to his sign as Phoenix stands with his head cocked to one side as the “BTB!” chants start up and Phoenix raises the microphone he’s been carrying to his mouth as he glances from the Cage to BTB to the sea of fans jeering him.)

“Well, Well, Well!! It’s so nice of you to join us here in UWA, Billy!! So nice of you to work us into your busy schedule between your “fans” and your “Slut”!!!

“And you know what?! I was gonna go… WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!”

(The fans boo loudly and chant “BTB!” even louder as Referee Jefferey’s holds Billy back in the ring as Phoenix slowly makes his way to just at the end of the ramp look straight at Billy now with a burning fire in his eyes not seen before.)

“I COME OUT HERE WEEK AFTER FUCKING WEEK AND TO GET WHAT?!?! NO FUCKING RESPECT FROM ANY OF YOU UNTALENTED LITTLE SHITS!! (Points right at BTB.) I was just going to come out here and beat you easy… save my energy but now… OH NOW I HAVE TO JUST FUCKING WRECK YOU!! Not just because I can Billy, but because it’s came to my attention that I have to! You and each and every opponent I match up against from here on in!! From jobber on Wrath to an overweight Jigglypuff like Magnum Steele… I HAVE TO TEAR YOU ALL THE FUCK APART!!!”

“For months now I’ve sat in park, waited and waited for my time to lash out, my time to strike out upon not just the poor saps of UWA… But on the talent and Heavyweight Champions of HKWF, UJW and GZW!!! (Crowd pops at the name of CCW’s premier fed) For months I’ve sat in silence and listened to the critics BS their way through trying to explain away my actions, my strengths, my raw fucking abilities to DOMINATE!!! Don’t think I ignored all those little “similarities” between myself and the now former CCW Triple Crown Champion, Monarch! It goes to show just how fucking trivial all you little shits can be!! What, Monarch swears all the time so all of a sudden anyone else who likes to run his potty mouth is considered a fucking copy cat?! Whatever…. I let is slide. I sat back and waited for UWA to give me my god given right to be it’s leader! To be it’s fucking World Heavyweight Champion… But no!! Instead they decide to waste their fucking time on three huge walking fast food adds with attitudes!! I’ve gone toe to fucking toe with Bane, and not lost!!! BUT DO I GET ANY FUCKING CREDIT?!?!? I’ve time and time again shown through and through I’m a better wrestler in the ring then Seven and Magnum Steele combined!! When’s the last time either of them even wrestled a full bloody match? This is when all those Monarch similarities started to slide into place… If he can conquer the whole of CCW… THEN WHY CAN’T I?!?!”

“HKWF, and UJW are facing a deep problem now… They have no top man! No man to look to lead them towards their futures! “The Wrestling Franchise” finally went soft on them… Cowering to the masses like he preached he never would! Look what it cost him?! His GZW World Heavyweight Championship, and quite possibly his career!!! Tell me John Profit, how does it look for HKWF to have a Heavyweight Champion that can’t even fucking take a piss on his own?! What kind of Super-Heavyweight Champion will Monarch be…. LAYING BELLY UP IN SOME HOSPITAL BED?!?! Everyone knows he had one hell of a run, and we’ve all spent our moments just saying, wow, who would of thought? But now its time to step back into reality people!! “Real Wrestling” has gone belly up and it’s time for the next true warrior to step out from the shadows and take his place at the helm of CCW as it’s Triple Crown Champion!!!”

“Oh sure, I know what everyone around CCW is saying… I can hear it in UJW…. I can hear the grumbles in “old school ville” HKWF… I hear the whining in GZW of someone from outside their family going for the spotlight!! WELL SUCK IT THE FUCK UP!!!! First target is right here in UWA… After Hellstorm I’ll be the right position I want to be in… #1 Contender to the UWA World Heavyweight Championship!! And after that is said and done and I’ve buried the hatchet into every fucking “contender” in this shit hole then it’s on to HKWF!!! UJW!!! GZW!!! I will break everyone in my path!!! Starting with you, Billy!! Mark my words on this day CCW… I WILL STAND ALONE ABOVE ALL THE REST!!!”

Charles: Paul Phoenix has just thrown his name into the race to become the next CCW Triple Crown Champion!!

Shannon: Phoenix has talked a lot of shit before though… What makes this any different?

Charles: Well his performance here tonight just signify what that difference is, if there is any….

(Phoenix finally drops the mic with a “Thud” and walks up the ring steps and through the middle rope as Billy decides to sit back and wait as the two stare each other right dead in the eye as the Cage is lowered the rest of the way and ring crew workers quickly fasten it to the ring posts and apron as Referee Flash Jefferey runs down the rules to both men, although both BTB and Phoenix look far to focused on each other to pay much attention at all to the Referee’s warnings and rules. Finally the bell rings and the crowd is on it’s feet with loud cheers of anticipation as Billy points at Phoenix and the two exchange inaudible words with one another.)

(Billy and Paul both begin to walk towards one another and it is easy to see just how badly the odds seemed stacked against the UWA Cruiserweight champion as Phoenix is easily about twice his size in body weight, and already has twice as much in ring experience. Billy looks around from side to side in the Cage as the “BTB” chants continue and finally hammers a hard right onto the chin of “The Berserker”, who EXPLODES on BTB with a barrage of rights and lefts that find their mark on the Cruiserweight champ’s head, neck, and chest!! Paul backs Billy into the corner and level away with well guided rights and lefts before holding the back of “The Brilliant One’s” head and flipping him off at close range before literally lifting Brilliant off the ground and SMASHING his face into the hard steel of the side of the cage!!!)

Arnold: Sure hope you took some pictures of your boys cute little face… It’ll be nothing but hamburger in a few minutes!!

(Billy stumbles backwards from the impact against the hard metal wiring but Phoenix doesn’t let the fan favorite gain one bit of composure as he lifts the smaller man up and smashes him down to the mat hard with a Full Nelson Slam!! BTB won’t stay down though and Phoenix once again stomps away on the young superstars back. Both men get to their feet with Phoenix still in great control of the matchup as he whips Brilliant into the ropes and catches him on the spring with a ring shaking Spinebuster!!! “The Berserker” is right back up and bounces off the ropes himself and drops an elbow across BTB’s chest that causes “The Brilliant One” to gasp out in pain. Phoenix again is up though and this time runs and drops the knee across the back of the neck which brings a loud “OHHH!!!” from the capacity crowd before Paul backs off a bit and crouches down just waiting for Billy to stand up. Brilliant slowly pulls himself to his knees but in a surprise to Paul, rolls backwards onto his back and uses his feet to shove “The Unforgiving” off balance, and with one sweep of the legs to his back!!!)

Charles: BTB using his agility and flexibility there to score a takedown on Phoenix!

Arnold: You act like it’s an earth shattering thing? Paul’s still in control here.

(BTB gets to his feet and quickly stumbles back against the ropes and pushes himself forward and somehow, someway manages to hit an AMAZING Snapmare from a horrendous angle that sends the fans into a fury!!)

(Billy is back on his feet again and pulls the stunned Phoenix off the mat and hooks one arm over his head before hitting a Snap Suplex that sends Paul up and over. Brilliant doesn’t let up though and pulls Paul up and hooks both of his arms…)

(Billy gets Paul up but Phoenix wails away on Billy’s head like a wild man and Brilliant stumbles backwards enough that Phoenix grabs a hold of the mesh on the cage and saves himself from going over. Or so he though… Billy gives it all he’s got and pulls Phoenix off the Cage and plants him in the center of the ring with a Brilliant Bomb!!! The crowd erupts as both men are down and the “BTB” chant that has barely let up the whole match is back at full throttle now as BTB is the first one to move.)

Charles: If Brilliant can get out of this Cage, I’d have to consider this a big upset!!

(Billy reaches up and manages to get a hold of the middle rope as he pulls himself to his feet and jumps up enough to grab a hold of the mesh as he begins to climb up to the top but before he can even get near the top, Phoenix flips from his back to his feet (Ala Rock) and climbs up beside him as the two begin to go punch for punch on the side of the Cage!! Billy kicks at Paul’s leg but that causes one of his hands to lose its grip and that’s just the opportunity Phoenix needs as Paul steps in beside BTB and from about 5 feet up on the Steel… hits a Side Russian Legsweep that’s brings both men down to the mat again as the crowd groans at the impact!!)

Charles: Paul Phoenix, like him or hate him, I have to admit is one heck of a wrestler!!

(Both men make their way to their feet again for the third or fourth time this match and the crowd sounds off as both men look at each other from opposite corners of the ring but in a move that maybe catches BTB off guard, Phoenix charges in for a Spear Takedown but Brilliant dodges it only to be caught from behind in a sidestep from Paul. Phoenix lifts Billy up into the air and squeezes with all his might as Billy screams in pain and elbows the side of Phoenix’s face!! But “The Berserker” won’t let go of the hold as he swings Billy from side to side, squeezing his insides for all he’s worth as Billy gives it one last shot at breaking free as he gives a hard Elbow right to the bridge of Paul’s nose!!! Phoenix this time shouts in pain as the blood begins to pour from his nose almost immediately as it is certainly broken, but he won’t let go of the Bearhug and BTB looks to be fading fast!!)

Charles: Paul Phoenix just had his nose broken by that elbow and still he won’t let go!!!

(Phoenix stills shakes the Cruiserweight Champ from side to side as Referee Flash Jefferey’s checks and raises Billy’s arm for the mandatory three drop.)

Charles: Under normal circumstances this match up would be over. But now Referee Jefferey’s is telling Phoenix that Billy is out.

(Phoenix doesn’t drop Billy right away but eventually he just lets BTB fall to the mat as Jefferey points to the outside of the Cage basically telling Phoenix just to leave and win. But Paul doesn’t take any of it and instead pulls on Billy’s leg and uses a Helicopter Whirl to smash him into the side of the cage with a sick smash!! Phoenix smiles sadistically and lifts BTB up and with an amazing show of strength twists him around and down to the mat hard again with The Brink!!! (Roll of the Dice) The crowd boos loudly as Phoenix doesn’t take his eyes off of Billy and stomps away on the already beaten BTB with hard stomps right to the small of the back. Jefferey’s gets in front of him and tells him enough is enough and to get out of the Cage. Phoenix looks from the Referee to Billy who is laying in a heap in the corner and turns around as the fans boo loudly as Phoenix begins to climb the inside of the Cage.)

(Phoenix climbs up and gets to the top when the crowds loud boos turn to loud cheers as inside the Cage, BTB has gotten back to his feet using the ropes!! Brilliant sees theres no way to catch up to Paul so instead he flips “The Berserker” off from inside the Cage and challenges him to come back down for more!!!)

Shannon: Still you have to admire the sheer guts and courage, Arnold. Billy is on one leg right now, with probably some broken ribs, and still he is challenging a man that is twice his size!!

Arnold: Funny, if he’s a coward then what would you call your loser boyfriend?!

(Billy falls to one knee inside the ring as “I Stand Alone” By Godsmack rips over the PA System again and Paul looks at Billy from outside the ring and shouts, “Maybe next time junior!” and then spits in his direction as Billy runs and kicks at the side of the Cage but Referee Flash Jefferey holds the Cruiserweight Champion back as Phoenix backs his way up the ramp not taking his eyes off the ring where Billy shouts “This isn’t over!!” but Paul just smiles and raises his arms in victory at the top of the ramp when out of no where runs WEN LAW!!!!)

(Phoenix turns around hearing the sudden burst of energy from the crowd and turns to late though as Law explodes into Paul’s midsection with a Rouge Spear (Gore) and Phoenix stumbles backwards holding his gut, obviously out of air but not going down as he looks up at his one time friend and tag team partner just for a moment before “The Rouge Dragon” lifts his arch nemesis up and PLANTS HIM ON THE STEEL RAMP WITH A ROUGE EFFECT!!! (Inverted Rock Bottom) Phoenix is out on top of the ramp as Law pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and a pen.)

Charles: Wen Law just accepted the No Holds Barred match against Paul Phoenix for Hellstorm!!!

Charles: We’re not done here yet folks, we’ll be back right after these messages.

A chair flies by the face of a UWA ring worker as an extremely angry Paul Phoenix rumbles backstage in a fury. Workers scramble to get out of “The Berserkers” way as he bursts into Law’s locker room but finds it empty.

“Your dead Law… This storm is about to reach climax my old friend, and I’ll show you and the rest of UWA that when it comes to me, evil is the victorious side! You’ll regret this tonight, Wen. I’m gonna finish the job I started years ago in London! Enjoy your body while you can… Because after Hellstorm your dead, got it? DEAD!!”

The fan inside the UWA Coliseum are all ready to go for the massive Main Event when on the Universal-Tron the smiling face of the CEO and President of UWA, Christopher Sharp.

Sharp:

"I know everyone is itching to see the Main Event so I will keep this very brief... tonights match means alot for UWA's future as a whole as we have to show that our athletes can put on the very best wrestling matches possible and as such not to spoil the very first defense of the Universal Heavyweight championship on Vorex tonights Main Event will now be safeguarded by a NO INTERFEARANCE restriction!! Any man who interferes with this Championship match will be hear bye fired. Goodnight, and enjoy."

The Universal-Tron flashes off.

Shannon: Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a ride! The Intercontinental Champion and the Universal Heavyweight Champion are about to get it on in a very anticipated match! And with the no interference clause in effect, these two will get a fair shot at each other!

Charles: You put it right Shannon. And with these two superb athletes going toe to toe, there’s no guessing who’s gonna pull out the win.

Arnold: Would you two shut up so we can get this match started?! I’m torn between a decision, but this match will defiantly test the skills of both men.

“Wherever I May Roam” By Metallica (About a 1:10 into the song) begins to play as William Grand appears at the top of the ramp. Along with new music he’s dressed in new attire. No longer does he wear the tux, but now a pair of gold tights with his name written down the side and his trusty cane gripped in his left hand. He also has his coveted Intercontinental title over his shoulder. The fans cheer Grand as he walks down the ramp in a cocky but still snotty manner. He reaches the ring and rubs his feet at ringside before climbing onto the ring apron and entering the ring. William hands his cane to the ring announcer and holds his title in the air before handing that over as well. He as well asks for a mic.

William Grand: “Everyone here or at home watching, will witness greatness take over. No longer will the rude, obnoxious, and untalented idiots stand above the true athletes of this sport. Bane, you have avoided me far too long now. You have spoken down upon me as if I were a measly insect. Tonight, you’re going to get the competition you’ve so longed for. And after everything is over I will show to you and everyone in that locker room that I am the best. That’s not putting it arrogantly either. I am the best and you and everyone else knows it. Not even you, the self proclaimed God of Pain, will have to admit it once you are unconscious on the mat and hearing nothing but the three taps that signify the end of your era, and the beginning of the Grandest era of all. I promise you that there will be nothing less than that. Tonight will be your Grand Finale in this division and to save the wrestling world, your farewell from “greatness” to a simple, brainless fool much like your friend Seven.”

Shannon: William Grand is showing his confidence and he’ll need that and more to take Bane to the limit.

Arnold: I have a feeling this will be a nail bitter. I’m already down to nine fingers and the match hasn’t even started!

“Bottled Up Inside” by Korn is the next song to play. The fans direct their attention to the entranceway as “The God of Pain” Bane comes out from behind the curtain with the UWA Universal Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He looks around at the fans before walking down the ramp with a slow pace. William Grand makes direct eye contact with him, which catches Bane’s attention. Bane stares at Grand before walking up the steps and stepping into the ring. He walks around a bit and unstraps his title and holds it in the air. Bane then hands it to the official, Reese Florey, who holds it in the air himself. William and Bane meet in the middle of the ring and exchange a good amount of words before Florey gets between them. He checks William for any illegal objects then does the same to Bane. Bane’s music fades as the lights come back on and the bell sounds. The fans, with anticipation, begin to cheer them on. They circle the ring, not losing any eye contact as they focus in on each other.

Shannon: These are some intense men. All talking aside, now it’s time to see who’s the better man!

They charge at each other and lock up. Bane gets the strength advantage and pushes Grand, sending him down to the mat. William doesn’t waist time getting up and comes at Bane with a kick the midsection and a whip into the ropes. Bane comes off the rebound just as William jams his elbow in his face. Bane retains his balance but Grand comes at him with a few punches then a whip into the ropes. Bane catches Grand with a clothesline and forces him up quickly. He tosses him into the turnbuckle and proceeds with a few punches. He goes to send William to the opposite side but he reverses. Grand charges at Bane but he dodges out of the way. Grand crashes into the corner and stumbles backwards, giving Bane a chance to hit him with a hard club to the back of the head. Grand falls to his knees but Bane lifts him up and takes him to the center of the ring where he whips him into the ropes again. Grand comes back and ducks the attempted clothesline. He puts on the brakes behind Bane, who turns around and is met with a hard slap to the face. Some “ooooh”s come from the fans. Bane grabs Grand by the hair and throws him out of the ring. Ref Florey gets in his face for pulling his hair. Bane ignores Reese and follows Grand to ringside.

Bane “helps” Grand to his feet and goes to send him into the steel steps but Grand reverses with a short arm clothesline. Grand grabs Bane and rolls him back into the ring. He climbs on the apron and heads to the top turnbuckles but Bane is already there to toss him off the top. Grand gets back to his feet and is leveled with a clothesline, then a few punches that send him into the ropes. Bane whips William across the ring and bouncing off the ropes. He ducks the attempted clothesline and kicks Bane in the middle-section then snaps him down with a swinging neckbreaker. He goes for the pin but comes up with a one count. Grand lifts Bane back up and throws him in the turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope where he begins to punch the Universal Heavyweight Champ. The crowd counts along as he reaches 10. Bane finds a way out of it and shoves Grand half way across the ring. Bane wobbles out and shakes the cobwebs out just as William gets back up. William runs at him but Bane with a quick shoulder block to take him down. Bane bounces himself off the ropes and drops down on Grand with a leg drop.

Bane turns William on his stomach and locks him in a rear chokehold. Reese Florey counts Bane down to release the illegal move. Bane releases just before the 5 count. He lifts Grand back up and taunts him a bit before clubbing him on the back of the head with a hard blow. William drops to a knee and holds his head but Bane has none of it and grabs William again. He sends him into the ropes and nails him with a big boot! Bane kneels next to Grand and points in his face, yelling out “IT’S YOUR FAULT!” William kicks his legs up and kicks Bane right in the face! Bane staggers back, holding his face while Grand gets to his feet. Bane charges at William BUT WILLIAM GOES FOR THE COURTESY CALL (Sweet Chin Music)!! The God of Pain ducks just in the nick of time and rolls out of the ring.

Shannon: William’s boot literally grazed Bane’s face before he dodged it! I think Bane just realized that he can be taken out at ANY moment.

Charles: That would be a MAJOR upset if Bane were to lose this early in the match up.

Bane walks around ringside, staring at William with rage. He goes to get back into the ring but William is right there to lay in a few kicks and keep him out of the ring. Bane yells at Florey to keep him away so he can get back in. Grand voluntarily steps back, holding his arms up in surrender. He tries to get back in again but Grand attack with more kicks. Bane pounds the mat and instead climbs up onto the apron. William comes at him, but Bane dodges and grabs Grand by the neck, then guillotines him off the ropes. Grand staggers about, holding his throat. Bane finally gets his chance to get back into the ring and takes William down with a clothesline. He sends Grand into the ropes and lifts him high into the air with a Gorilla Press!

Charles: The Number 13 (Gorilla Press Slam) connects! Bane gaining some momentum with that move.

Bane hooks Grand’s leg and goes for the pin. 1… 2… 2 � kickout! Bane doesn’t hesitate to grab William by the hair and lift him back into the air and drop him back down with yet another Number 13! He goes for the second pin but again comes up short. Bane attempts a third one but William wiggles out of it and comes from behind with a roll up!

KICKOUT! Bane quickly gets to his feet and stomps on William to keep him down. The God of Pain walks over to the corner and begins to take off the top turnbuckle pad while Ref Florey checks on William. Bane gets it off and walks over to William and lifts him over his shoulder. He runs at the turnbuckle to drop William face first on the exposed steel, but William sticks his hands out and keeps from running into it. William fights back with a rake to the eyes followed by a kick to the stomach and throws Bane shoulder first into the turnbuckle!

Shannon: William ramming Bane into that exposed turnbuckle, but William sparing Bane by not busting him open.

William pulls Bane from out of the corner and twists his arm. Then he wrenches on Bane’s shoulder and pounds down on it. He drops Bane down with a shoulder breaker and doesn’t waist time applying an armbar. Bane yells out as Reese Florey checks to see if he wants to give up. The Universal Heavyweight Champion refuses and begins to work his way out of the hold. Using some impressive strength, he gets to his feet and lifts Grand into the air as he still has the armbar in apply! He then slams William down, forcing him to release the hold.

Arnold: WHOA! Bane just took all 278 pounds of William Grand and slammed him down with one arm!

Bane cringes at the pain of his shoulder and goes to grab William Grand but William pops out with a spinning spinebuster! He takes the pin. 1… 2… Kickout. Grand gets Bane to his feet and sends him into the ropes. William drops forward for a back body drop but Bane places Grand’s head between his legs and lifts him onto his shoulders for a powerbomb. He drops William hard, shaking the ring with a powerbomb!

Bane takes this as an advantage. He grabs William and places him over his shoulder then runs a bit before driving Grand down with another vicious slam! William arches his back in pain but is put flat on the mat by another pin. One, Two, Threeeeeeeeee… Kickout! With Grand nearly motionless, Bane walks over to a turnbuckle and begins to climb.

Bane taunts the crowd then launches off! He comes down but William rolls out of the way as Bane crashes down flat on the mat with a missed body splash!

William grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. He staggers over to Bane and begins to apply a submission hold on him. Once locked on, it is seen to be his Civility (Regal Stretch)!! Bane yells out as he is now stuck in this uncomfortable predicament. He slowly slides to the ropes, reaching his arms out as far as they can go. The Universal Champion takes grip of the bottom rope as Reese Florey tells Grand to release the hold. William refuses, forcing Florey to count him down. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… William lets go but pulls Bane back to the center of the ring and begins to apply Civility again, but Bane figures a way to wiggle out of it and slide out to ringside.

Arnold: Bane able to escape. Good thing too. We can’t afford Bane being injured by that move!

Bane walks over to the commentating table and grabs an empty steel chair. Ref Florey slips through the ropes and tells Bane to keep the match clean. Bane shoves him down and climbs back into the ring. William is posing for defense as Bane begins to charge at him but Florey gets into the ring quick enough to slide the chair out of his hands. Bane gets caught by surprise and gets a kick to the midsection. Grand goes to throw Bane into the exposed turnbuckle, but Bane reverses! William goes back first into the steel and falls flat on his face in pain. The fans boo like crazy. Bane grabs William and takes him to another turnbuckle and sets him on top. Bane climbs up the other end and puts William’s head between his legs.

Charles: Bane is calling for it! He’s going to hit the Implosion (Top Rope Powerbomb)!

Bane begins to lift Grand onto his shoulders, but he tries to fight it off. Bane goes for a second try, but Grand keeps his weight held to the turnbuckle. William fights back with a punch to the stomach. Grand then NAILS THE GRAND SLAM (Powerslam from top rope)!! The two slam on the mat with great impact. The fans burst out in cheers as both men are now motionless.

Shannon: Holy Bologna! They are going to put a hole through that ring soon enough!

The fans cheer as William slowly crawls over and places a weak arm over Bane’s body.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Bane kicks out! “OOOH!” can be heard through the arena as Bane shows signs of motion. Grand wobbles to his feet and falls into the turnbuckle to keep his balance. He then begins to taunt Bane to get up. He comes to one knee and then to his feet. He turns to face Grand just as he does a gentlemen’s bow and CHARGES IN WITH COURTESY CALL!! Bane quickly reacts and grabs William’s boot them pulls him forwards and nails a hard clothesline that spins William inside-out! Bane stumbles around before grabbing William by the hair and lifting him above the ground! William yells out and kicks his feet as Bane tosses him over the ropes to ringside! Bane has a few golden strands of hair in his hand as he sniffs it and looks down at Grand, struggling to get up. “IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!” Bane yells out before going out to stalk William. Bane lifts William onto his shoulder in a bear hug and drives him into the steel post and drops him. William arches his back while fighting to breath.

After looking under the ring, Bane pulls out his signature bat and looks down at William with a grin. Grand catches site of the bat and begins to scoot back, holding his hands out telling him not to use it. Bane holds the bat above his head and goes to strike William but William points into the ring and says “IT’S SEVEN!” Bane quickly turns his head but falls for it as William gets to his feet and gets into the ring. Bane slams the bat on the apron and gets into the ring. William charges at Bane as he gets in, but The God of Pain slams his knee into William’s gut. He then grabs him from behind and places him in a full nelson before lifting him into the air and driving him down with an impacted full nelson slam! Bane drops down for the pin.

THREE?! Kickout! Bane forces Grand to his feet and places him in a front headlock. He then lifts him high into the air with a stalling suplex! He walks around the ring, keeping his balance and William hanging upside down. BANE THEN BEGINS TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE AND STANDS AT THE VERY TOP BEFORE DROPPING OFF AND HITTING THE BANE BUSTER (Top Rope Brainbuster).

Arnold: HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD TIMES TWO! BANE JUST CLIMBED THE CORNER WITH WILLIAM STILL IN A STALLING SUPLEX!

Shannon: This is over. The Bane Buster is one of the most dangerous and impacted moves in UWA today!

From using a good amount of his strength, Bane is slow to the cover but manages to get his arm over William’s chest. Reese Florey drops down for the count.

Charles: No… NO IT ISN’T! William Grand hardly gets the shoulder up and Reese Florey with a good eye! This match is going to continue!

Bane, with a shocked expression, slams his fist on the mat. He gets up and points at Florey, blaming him. He stalks the official around the ring until he is trapped in the corner, pleading for Bane to back off. While Bane is distracted, William is pulling himself up across the ring. He gets enough strength to charge towards Bane! Bane moves out of the way though and William crashes into Florey, squashing him in the corner! William staggers back and faces Bane but the Universal Champ explodes with numerous eye rakes, which he calls Tears of Regret! Grand covers his eyes in pain as Bane walks over to where he left his bat. He walks over to William and takes one big swing but Grand ducks! William stumbles over his feet trying to get away. Bane lifts the bat into the air to strike him but William with a kick between Bane’s legs!

William gets to his feet and places Bane’s head between his legs and hooks him arms!

He goes to drive Bane but Bane with a highly elevated back body drop! William rolls out to ringside and walks over to the timekeeper to take a short breather. William goes to turn back but BANE WITH A BASEBALL BAT SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES!

Bane lifts William’s limp body up and takes him up on the apron where he sets him on the turnbuckle. A reply of the hard shot to William’s head is shown, making the fans release another “OOOH!” Bane climbs on the other end of the turnbuckle and places William’s head between his legs.

Arnold: Oh no! MOVE! BANE IS GOING TO THE IMPLOSION FROM THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH OUR TABLE!

He lifts William onto his shoulders AND GOES TO DRIVE HIM THROUGH UNTIL GRAND JABS HIS CANE AT BANE’S BACK, SENDING A FEW JOLTS OF ELECTRICITY THROUGH HIM! The two fall from the turnbuckle.

Another replay is shown from when Grand was down on the mat after the baseball shot to the head. He is shown sticking his cane down the side of his pants! The camera shoots back to the ring, where both men lie motionless. The fans chat “U-W-A”, trying to motivate them to get up. Bane shows movement as he falls out of the ring and lands on the thin ringside matting. William begins to get up, now on one knee. Bane slowly slides back into the ring with his bat in hand. William, facing away from Bane is now up on his feet, trying to come to his senses. Bane as well is up and targets William. Grand turns around just as Bane charges at him and takes a big swing BUT WILLIAM HITS HIM IN THE SOMACH WITH HIS CANE!!! Bane bends forward in agony as William Grand hooks his arms! The fans are on their feet! HE LIFTS BANE UP AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST WITH THE…

William crawls on top of Bane and makes a sloppy cover. Reese Florey slowly drags himself to the center of the ring and makes the count…

Shannon: WILLIAM GRAND HAS DONE IT! WILLIAM GRAND IS THE NEW UWA UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Barely able to even know what’s going on, William is handed his IC title and newly won Universal Heavyweight Championship! The groggy ref raises William’s hand in the air as he drops to both knees with one championship over either shoulder. The fans continue to cheer Grand, as he stands to his feet, hardly even able to keep up.

William looks up at the ramp, confused as to what’s going on. The curtains fly open as Seth Richards steps out onto the top of the ramp!

Seth takes his mic and sets it on the ground so he can give William his applauds. He then sticks two thumbs up and bends back down to pick the mic back up.

His music fades and the lights come back on. Seth points down at William with a smile on his face.

Seth: Let me be the first to congratulate you on your well deserved victory over Bane! Everyone stand up and give this gentleman some respect!

Seth: Yes, you have truly proved yourself to be… The Lord of Greatness as you have called yourself. Unfortunately…

Seth: EXCUUUUSE ME! I’m trying to talk here! Like I was saying, unfortunately, there have been some modifications to the original rule books ever since UWA and LCW joined up with the CCW brand. I don’t know what the bookers were thinking when they made this match, but it clearly states that the Intercontinental Champion or any other title holder below the rankings of the IC title belt, cannot… I REPEAT, CANNOT! Hold the Heavyweight title, which in UWA’s case there is two.

William’s smile suddenly turns to a large look of anger as he points down at Seth, yelling obscene words at him.

Seth: HEY NOW! DON’T BLAME ME! What you do get from this is a win over Bane though! Yes, it will be put in the record books that you, the only undefeated singles “veteran” competitor in UWA thus far, have beaten the UWA Universal Heavyweight Champion! So… CONGRATULATIONS!

William is fuming in the ring. He turns around AND IS CAUGHT BY THE THROAT AND SLAMMED INTO THE MAT BY BANE WITH A CHOKESLAM!

Bane yells at William and takes his Universal Championship back. He gets out of the ring and holds onto the belt, nearly cradling it.

Shannon: Bane is holding onto that thing for dear life. And I think William Grand has just shown him, and the whole world, that Bane IS beatable!

Arnold: Beatable, maybe… But he’s STILL the Universal Champ and William has got to realize that destiny, or whatever this is, is almost as dead set on keeping that Championship on Bane as Bane is!!

Before the show cuts off, Bane looks down at the ring while meeting Seth Richards at the top of the ramp. William Grand, who is still on the mat, looks up at the two with fierce eyes and yells at them with all his might. The show closes on his angry, bloody face seen in the Universal-Tron with Bane still cradling his title all in one picture.

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