Children of the Gods
Sam: Well, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours over enemy airspace in the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you?
G.Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
Jack: I’ve thought about it but then I’d have to shoot anyone who actually read it.
Doctor: Well, its not human
Jack: Ya Think!?!
Sam: It took us 15 years and three supercomputers to MacGuyver a way to power the gate on earth.
Sam: You really will like me when you get to know me
Jack: Oh, I adore you already
Jack: I can save these people! Help Me!...Help me
Teal'c: Many have said that,but you are the first I believe can do it.
Samuels: I kinda wish I was coming with you
Kawalsky: I'm kinda glad you're staying behind.
Enemy Within
Jack: If you don’t make it can I have your stereo??
G.Hammond:(to Colonel Kennedy) Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
Emancipation
Sam: But i'm not an antropologist
Jack: You are today!
Sam: Find me an anthropologist who dresses like this and i'll eat this head-dress!
Jack: You gonna be alright?
Sam:Still doubting me? I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was two
Jack:(to Sam) Well,you look great
Jack: When your back's up against a wall,and theres no tomorrow,just take it one day at a time, and remember the bigger they are ,ecetera...
Teal'c: What is an oprah?
Jack: The hell with culture! A member of my team has been neutralized. Thats a hostile act.
Daniel: How is it that you always come up with the worst case senario?
Jack: I practice
Broca Divide
Makepeace: We'll watch your backsides
Daniel: It's my front side i'm worried about
Jack Lucy I'm home!
Teal'c: I am not Lucy
Jack: I know that
Sam: I was going to decorate my living room like this, but it didn't go with my other stuff
First Commandment
Daniel: It tastes like chicken
Sam: Whats wrong with that?
Daniel: It's macaroni cheese
Jack: We'd love to stick around but some brain dead sycophant left my buddy out here to die!
Jonas Hanson: All along i've been looking for god and here I am
Cold Lazarus
Teal'c: Your world is a strange place
Daniel: So's yours
The Nox
Daniel: It looks like they're a family
Jack: Of what?
Jack: No, you can't keep him.
Anteaus: The very young do not always do as they are told.
Daniel: I thought heaven would be a little more upscale.
Anteaus: Maybe one day you will learn, your way is not the only way.
Brief Candle
Daniel: Its like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae
Jack: I thought you said it was greek
Daniel: Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Pelopponesian region
Jack: Wheres that?
Daniel: Greece
Jack: Why do I do that?
Kynthia The time of one heartbeat can be an eternity
Ok I'll finish there and put the other eps in later this is taking longer that I expected :-(
Sam x
