Speeches that I have written and given
all are my original work and are my property


This is the speech I gave for my election speech at the senior class meeting(and I have entitled it properly;):
"The Greatest Speech you ever missed" Hello I know many of you people here today, and many of you I don't. So I'm gonna tell you a little about my self. Monkeys rule. I am ______ "I am Batman" __________, I have a Geepa, geepa? oh no wait thats a G.P.A. of 2.6. And I currently have a D in english and in Econ. I got an SAT score of 1230 and I am on the Academic Decatholon team. I was a 2 year starting defensive tackle on the varsity football team. Pecker. Last season I had 26 tackles and 2 sacks. I don't care about the school much, actually I don't like it at all. I dispise it with a strong passion. But I do care for the seniors of 2002, cuz you all, are my friends. Thats why I'm not running for the president of this stupid school, I'm running for the president of the senior class. I'm not going to make any promises, cuz quite frankly I'm not sure what I can do or even what I'm supposed to do. But once I figure it out, I do garuntee that I will do something. Also I have no college expectations, so I'm not afraid of getting in trouble fighting for you. The administration can do what ever they want to my transcript, cuz El Camino ain't gonna look at it, you know what I mean? So in closing I may not be the typical canadate, but give a smart slacker c student jock a chance. Vote for me. It'll be the shizito bam shnip shnap sack.=)