going to fill with pickup lines, send more if you can find better or if you want me to add it
let the lines comence:

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Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you have a keg in your pants? Cuz I couold tap that ass.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Ma ma!
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Baby, I would do more things to you than MacGyver in a "Do-It-Yourself Shop".
I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth.
I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".
You remind me of a Twinky: Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Wanna get down with me like four flat tires?
I'll make you shiver when I deliver.
Roses are Red; Apples are Sour; I'll Spread my legs; And you can show me your "power"
Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
Wanna feed your beaver some wood?
Baby, I wanna take my extention cord and stick it all the way into your electrical outlet.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
re you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
(Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" (see these) for a dollar?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"