apathy central

what i would be

• swedish chef or beaker
• cropped utility warm-up pants for skinny rich women
• white demi with lace
• black tanga
• MY boots
• MY shoes that cameron diaz wore that one time
• wrist guards
• sparkly deep red metalic

yay!!! boots!!!

i OWN those, in such a big way...and i'll kick your ass too

last updated: Jan 10, 2004

And since my website is obviously so worthless, i'd like to direct you here, to illustrate the difference between what a failure i am, and how wonderful others can be















































MC Chris

Adult Swim

Due South Drinking Game

a note: you will not understand the humor in the due south drinking game unless you are aquaninted with the show.