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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.


Round and Round It Goes

The Hamster... The Hamster?  The Hamster...  Oh.

Though I prefer the image of a giant industrial factory churning out a thousand ideas and questions with aplomb, a good friend rather likens my head to the ever turning wheel of a hamster's cage.  So be it.  But this hamster's training for the Boston.  <wink>

Here you'll find my journal entries (juicy!) and some other random ruminations on everything from the nature of basketball to the nature of good and evil.  Depending on when they are written, the writing style may vacillate from the elementary to the plodding, pretentious style I'm so proud of.   Where's The Elements of Style when I need it...


Journal Entries


Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.

Mouse on over to my innermost thoughts... click (Will open new window)


Essays - on life, love, politics


Here's what I haven't deleted.  Read the award-winning, "On the Merits of Swiss Cheese"

With a somersault, two twists, and a perfect landing... click

Bonus: What should you do with your!

Harper's Index: December 2002 with numbers.


Poetry: Lo and Behold, the Gold was Old. Mold? Sold!

Spam Haiku:

My friend pork shoulder
I return to you. this time
I've brought mayonnaise

And who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink fleck

Oh!  Mighty is spam.
Bringing surprise to each bite
Rejoice all taste buds

-all the classic poetry you could ask for.   And hey, you ask for a lot.

-a site with original poetry from folks JUST LIKE YOU!!! (say with hyper infomercial voice)

something in motion - click!

Rhyme on Time, Lime!

                There's no place like home...  There's no place like home...