Episode 144...

~ Ali ~

“Your turn!” Jade exclaims as she types my name into a search engine.
“Okay, first we gotta check out my messages.”
She nods and hands over the mouse as I click on the first one.

Hey you guys! Have y’all heard bout Nick’s new g/f?!
Nicksgirl@aol.com

Yeah, her name is Ali. Isn’t she that dumb blonde from New York? I heard she slapped him, called him fat, and then stole his TV!
NickysBaby@iwon.com

That was Willa, you airhead! Ali isn’t like that, she lives by me!
BSBgurl@aol.com

“Okay, I’m really starting to like that girl. She’s always sticking up for us! We should do something for her.”
Jade looks at me sceptically. “And what do you have in mind?”
“Like, get her autograph pics of the guys or something…I don’t know!”
“That actually sounds like a good idea. We’ll e-mail her later.”

Oh wow, aren’t you little Miss Lady Luck? I’m glad I don’t live next to tweedle dumb (Jade) and tweedle dumber (Alicia). What are you, like 10 BSBgurl?
Chelly16@yahoo.com

No I am not! I’m just big fans of the BSB. I’m kinda fans of them too. They’re great writer/photographers. And no I’m not 10, I’m 16.
BSBgurl@aol.com

What’s up your butt, Chelly? Somebody getting jealous over superstars they couldn’t get in a million years? Sounds like YOU are the one that needs to grow up. There’s nothing wrong with the guys having girlfriends. If you were a real fan you’d know that. Don’t you want them to be happy? Jade and Ali make Brian and Nick happy, so accept it already.
BSBluvr4eva@aol.com

“Ha ha ha! She sure told you, Chelly!” Jade says to the computer and I laugh.
“Who knew we’d be so popular? This is so much fun!”

That’s so not true. Nick isn’t happy with her, he just needs someone to help him get over Mandah. But if he were with me he’d REALLY be happy. I could show him a good time…anytime or anywhere he wants me to! I bet she can’t even satisfy him.
Chelly16@yahoo.com

Ha! Yeah, that’s why he’s screaming her name every night and not yours. Get real Chelly. He needs a real woman and he obviously couldn’t get that from you. I think Ali’s good for him. Have you seen him in interviews lately? He’s like SO much happier than he used to be.
BSBgurl@aol.com

I can’t get over that they LIVE together. Do ya think they all have kinky sex and partner-swopping sessions???
KerriP@hotmail.com

Don’t be so dumb Kerri! Could you IMAGINE Brian and Nick being into THAT??? I know they’re close but…. YUCK!
AJLuver@yahoo.com

I second that yuck!
BSBgurl@aol.com

So, did you ever talk to Jade and Ali? Ever meet the guys anybody?
KerriP@hotmail.com

I met AJ!!!! It was in this mall and it was SO exciting. He shook my hand and I felt all weird and stuff, and then I had to go to the bathroom. So I ran all the way there and all the way back so I was totally panting. And AJ just gave me this look, and Brian and Nick are behind him laughing real hard. I dunno why… But they are all so GORGEOUS!!!
AJLuver@yahoo.com

LOL!!!! You’re like FAMOUS AJLuver!! We all heard about you on that show – AJ said he gave some girl an orgasm just by shaking her hand!! LOL
BSBgurl@aol.com

I heard that too! It was me??? I didn’t get an orgasm. I just needed to go after he started singing cos it made me think of waterfalls and stuff. Honest!!
AJLuver@yahoo.com

OMG! That’s BEYOND funny.
KerriP@hotmail.com

I met Brian and Jade! They were waiting outside this hotel in San Diego and I was there with my friend Sara and she was like – that’s BRIAN!! So we ran over and they were both real nice. He was holding her hand and he signed autographs for us and then Jade offered to take a picture of us with him, and then we asked if they’d pose together and she was embarrassed but he just put his arm around her, whispered something and made her laugh so we took the picture and I’m gonna post it up on here now so you can all see. And then Nick came out with Ali but we didn’t get to talk to them cos AJ ran out and started singing something like I’M EVERY WOMAN, IT’S ALL IN ME! It was SO weird cos Howie just appeared and smacked him! And Jade had to hold onto Brian for laughing so hard and Ali almost fell over Nick’s foot after she started laughing. And then security ran out and hustled them into these cars and they were gone. We did get pics and I’m gonna put them up as well. Email me if you want like real copies!
FTyrer@aol.com

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