1. You read OP.
2. You have OP volumes.
3. You have all the current OP volumes.
4. You get Weekly Shonen Jump.
5. Just for OP.
6. You own RED.
7. You own Wanted.
8. You own the Animation Logbook and other miscellany.
9. You can't read Japanese so you rely on translations from discussion groups or online sites.
10. You can't read Japanese, so you translate it yourself.
11. You have seen the OP anime.
12. You have seen OP in a language you don't speak without subtitles.
13. You have seen one of the OP movies
14. You have seen one of the OP movies in the movie theatre.
15. You were the only foreigner there.
16. You have seen OP on television in a foreign country.
17. You own the Japanese language DVDs or VHS.
18. But you don't speak Japanese.
19. You own pirated OP with bad subtitles in your own language. (you pirate.)
20. That you bought off of e-bay.
21. You have one of the OP games.
22. You bought a Japanese game console just so you could play the OP games.
23. Your online name has something to do with OP.
24. Your email address has something to do with OP.
25. You have an online OP persona and you always try to stay in character.
26. You play the OP RPG. (whoa, the initials...)
27. You have an OP theme blog.
28. You have an OP character shrine.
29. You have an OP webpage.
30. You have reached the level of priceless at D:P.
31. You are active on an OP mailing list.
32. You are active on all the OP mailing lists.
33. You started an OP mailing list.
34. You visit Japanese OP webistes regularly.
35. Even though you can't read Japanese (but the pretty pictures, you say...)
36. You visit OP websites in other languages (non Japanese) and you can't speak those languages either.
37. You read OP fanfics.
38. You write OP fanfics.
39. You draw OP fanart.
40. You have OP doujinshi.
41. You have OP doujinshi anthologies.
42. A disproportionate amount of your fanfics, fanart or doujinshi is OP yaoi/yuri.
43. You want to cosplay an OP character.
44. You have cosplayed an OP character.
45. You have cosplayed an OP character that is of a different gender than you.
46. You own an OST album from the anime.
47. You own an OST album from the movies.
48. You own a single of one of the OP/ED songs.
49. You can sing an OP/ED song.
50. But you don't speak Japanese.
51. In fact, you don't even know what you're singing, but darnit, it's peppy!
52. You own an album from a group that sings one of the theme songs because they have to be pretty cool if they are connected with OP.
53. You hear OP songs or BGM in your head during the day.
54. You don't think that's crazy at all.
55. You own OP goods such as action figures, UFOs, etc.
56. You talk to them. (Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with that...)
57. You own OP posters, wall hangings.
58. You own other random OP stuff (shitajiki, bandaids, etc.)
59. If it has to do with OP, you'll buy it.
60. A good chunk of your spending money is lost on OP.
61. You went to Japan and spent most of your time buying OP stuff. (Sensoji temple? But that omiyage shop has OP snacks in a cool tin over there!)
62. You own things with skulls and cross bones on them that aren't related to OP.
63. You have researched maritime history to learn more about pirates.
64. You study the Japanese language for the sole purpose of furthering your OP obsession.
65. You have become a pirate (copyright kind.)
66. You have become a pirate. (the ransacking boats kind.)
67. You have joined the Marines. (JUSTICE!)
68. You have a 'treasure.'
69. You have a tattoo.
70. You have a scar.
71. It's on your face.
72. You have a boat.
73. You smoke.
74. You drink.
75. Your pet is named after an OP character.
76. Your normal everyday nickname is OP related.
77. You have considered cutting/dying your hair to make yourself look more like an OP character.
78. You tell people they remind you of an OP character.
79. They know who you're talking about because you just won't shut up about it.
80. You are dating/want to date someone because they look like an OP character.
81. You are dating someone because they share your obsession with OP.
82. And they like to cosplay OP in the bedroom. :P

Good going!