Monsieur, Mr. and Miss Prince

(It is dark, very dark, but no one brought flashlights.  There are general screams (mostly from
Vivi, Miki, and Zoro) and cries of pain.  The cries of pain fade into muffled grunts and then the only thing that can be heard is a sound like ground hamburger being hit by mallet.

The lights come back on.)

Usopp (from the castle): Sorry about that!  Chopper tripped over one of the splicing cords Dios has up here!

Vivi, Miki, and Zoro: AHHHH!

(The broken bodies of Utena and Akio lie on the dueling arena floor.  If they aren't dead, they are definitely pretending so as to escape the ire of Sanji. Sanji removes the cigarette from his mouth and gestures dramatically, pointing it at the remaining uninjured cast members of SKU currently present a.k.a. Miki.)

Sanji: Let me make this perfectly clear.  There is only one Prince in the immediate vicinity.  And who is that?

Remaining uninjured SKU cast members a.k.a. Miki (nervously): You.

Sanji (adjusting his tie): Damn straight.

Zoro (impressed): Sanji, you just beat a woman to a bloody pulp.

Sanji (darkly): She gave up her 'lady' status when she started calling herself a 'prince.' (glares at Anthy)  Do you have a problem with that?

Anthy (gulps): No.  No problems here.  I'm a bride - no thinking, no opinions, nothing.

Sanji: Good.

Voice: Everyone…

(Nami and Juri are at the end of the dueling arena.  Nami is hanging onto Juri's arm and grinning.)

Nami: I have an important announcement to make!

Sanji (breaks out of Mr. Prince mode and into drooling love slave mode): Nami-san!  You're back!

Nami: I'm staying with Juri.

Sanji: NAMI-SAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Random Quote Analysis:
The only cure for a real hangover is death. - Robert Benchley

Sanji (under his breath): That is also the only cure for this place. You two through yet?
(Since Sanji is turned around, we can only hear the dialogue going on between Kohza and Zoro as opposed to also getting excellent and detailed description of the state of dress or undress that the participants may be in.)
Zoro: There's only one Zoro in this damn spam-fic - and I'm going to prove it.
Kohza: There has got to be another way - one that doesn't involve me taking off my pants.
Zoro: Goddamit Kohza!  Get naked!
Kohza (firmly): No.
Zoro (threatening): Don't make me come over there.
(Sanji surreptitiously removes an instant camera from his breast pocket.)


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