Inspiration: Mr. 3

Explanation: It's his favorite drink. We have no choice but to match these two up. Though a spot of lemon spirits would make it stronger…

Description: Brown tea.  Boring.

Type: Tea

Earl Grey tea bag
Hot water
Lemon, sugar, milk


Put tea bag in hot water. Let sit. Add lemon, sugar, or milk to taste. Mr. 3 prefers it straight up, because he's hardcore like that.

Mr. 3: Are you making fun of me?
Skippy Mitchell: Not in the least.