Inspiration: Mr. 2

Explanation: As mixed up as an okama, but better than either octopus or parfait alone.

Description: It's a tako parfait, a.k.a. octopus parfait.

Type: Parfait glass

1 small floppy live octopus
Ice cream, vanilla preferred, though Rocky Red Line is pretty good too.
Whipped cream
Cherry


Method One: In parfait glass, add one scoop of ice cream, then the octopus. Wait until the cold of the ice cream puts the octopus in a state of hypothermia and the animal stops thrashing around. Then add another scoop of ice cream on top. Add whipped cream and garnish with cherry. Serve with knife, fork, and spoon.

Method Two (the fast way): Put octopus in a blender. Cover with lid (a very important step.) Press the blend button. In parfait glass, add one scoop of ice cream. Pour octopus mixture on top, layer another scoop of ice cream. Add whipped cream and garnish with cherry on top. Serve with spoon and straw.

Skippy Mitchell: What are we? Some frickin' ice cream store?
The Proprietor: He's one of our best customers. And I'll fire you before I change the Drinks Menu. Got it?
Skippy Mitchell: Got it.