Inspiration: Miss Merry Christmas

Explanation: This fairly weak, orange flavored tea is the favorite of the never-ending chatterer, Miss Merry Christmas. This shuts her up right quick - especially if you make it so hot it burns her tongue to the roof of her mouth!

Description: More tea.

Type: Tea

Orange flavored tea bag
Hot water
Lemon, sugar, milk


Let the tea bag sit in for just a 'peck' of time - the tea should be a very light orange color. A strong, bright color means you screwed it up and will have to take it back to the kitchen. You will also not get a tip.