Lyrics to "My Love Song (Wal-Mart)"
Words and Music by Flippy And The Hambones

You've always been true, I really love you
you've always been kind, will you be mine?
you are what I really want
I love your aisles, your greeter's smiles
Your shiny floors, and your automatic doors
I can't stand to say goodbye

True, I've had another love, but you by far have always been the
best thing in my life and I'm obsessed with your great service
Never have I found another treasure such as you I'm sure that
things are cool no matter what life brings I wont be nervous

CHORUS
Wal-Mart! 
You're better than K-Mart! 
You're bigger than Hallmark! 
You're faster than a Quik-e-mart!
You've stolen my heart.....I love you Wal-Mart!

Food is great, so are your pots of stew and processed meats I love your
cream, your corn, your butter and your beans and tasty bread dough!
seats and furniture to spare and sheets that smell like fresh spring air and
games and fun for everyone and name tags that say HELLO!