Lyrics to "Ctrl Alt Del"
Words and Music by Flippy And The Hambones

Ive got a Pentium eight, and I think it's great.
My comp runs so fast I never wait
For my website on Warcraft III to load.

Why do people scream and cuss? 
They should say All Your Base Are Belong to Us!
What?! You mean you've never heard of Zero Wing!??!

CHORUS
Well I've got nothing better to do.
I've stayed on 12,000 minutes how 'bout you?
People don't understand when I'm speaking 3£¡†3
If my computer was to crash I'd press Ctrl+Alt+Delete

One time I met a girl named "HotChick09",
She was telling that she was so fine.
Turned out to be a 40 year old bald guy living with his mom! 

OMG did you hear about Heidi Sandell?!?!
Well, I GTG I'll TTYL!
T-F-L-T-F-A-T-H-I-M-A-L-T-U! (Thanks for listening to Flippy and the Hambones. It means a lot to us)

One time my modem stopped working right,
I don't see how I made it through that night.
That night was the longest night of my life...

So I called the computer man,
He drove up in his giant purple van.
When I got back online it said,

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

DISCLAIMER: There is nothing that happened to Heidi Sandell, we just used her name to make the rhyme work.