Dorks With No Friends Club
YO the official common cold fan club is finally ready like i know everyone has been waiting for and you will join will join will join will join will join will join will join will join and after you join youll be smarter live longer jump higher and youll be able to fly every one will love you and you will have x-ray vision and if that isn't reason enough join because you love the common cold so goddamn much which we know you do be it for our kickin tunes or our sexy bodies we know you love us and have shines for us and sacrifice small animals to us and all kinds a crazy shit like that oh and if you join we will send you stuff like ummmmm stuff that we made with glue and popsicle sticks and other cool stuff. oh and we are so generous that we will give YOU the oppertunity to give US your $$CASH$$!!!!!! and after you join you can be a mindless zombie whose purpose in life is to serve us........... or you can just be a card carrying member of the official Dorks With No Friends Cult!!!!!!!! and your probly thinking wow this can all be mine and yes young faceless nameless fan who is to us nothing but a number it can be yours all you have to do is e mail us or somethin like that and we will send yall the info ++YOU WILL JOIN++ oh and send us money too and we will send you all kinds of pointless yet neat crap which you all live for!!!! So JOIN!!! thank you and have a nice day oh and clean up on isle five ( i always wanted to say that tehe)
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