The Fax!

Here are some butt kickin facts that make us feel good!

10 Reasons Why It's Best To Be A Girl!

• Gay waiter's don't make us nervous (I don't have a problem with those types of people anyways)
• Free drinks. Free meals. Free movies. You get the picture.
• We have an excuse to be snobby once a month.
• Something we can say is: "I have PMS and a gun what the hell do you want?!"
• If we act dumb most guys will think it's cute.
• We look good in guys clothes, but guys in our clothes is just pathetic.
• We can play with anything (namingly toys) that are made for guys, but when they start to play with dolls then it's time to call the crazy house.
• If guys act dumb around other guys it's not so cute.
• If we get a speeding ticket we can flirt with the cops and get out of it.
• The best reason is....................WE'RE NOT GUYS!!!!!