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Commissioner/Despot: The Bank

Treasurer: Michael Weinman

Minister of Information: Frank Collia

NASTY NORTH       DIRTY SOUTH
American Roslisserie Chickens       Alexandria WeinStockings
Klong Island Capuchins       Danbury Kohler Toilet
Minnesota Michalobes       Gnatlanta Trubadours
St. Paul Bees       Justin Habeneros
Wisconsin WildeRose Cheese Eds       Truth or Consequnces Cactus Franks

 


 

American
RoSlisserie Chickens
Established  2001
 
Team Owner: Todd Sliss
 
Manager:
 
Stadium:
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Boston Markets
 
Franchise Notes:

 

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Klong Island
Capuchins
Established  2001
 
Team Owner: Kristopher Long
   General Manager: Sid Bream
   Director of Public Relations: Scott Baio
   Stadium Announcer: James Earl Jones
   Stadium Organ Player: Ray Manzarek
   Play-by-Play Announcers: Roger McDowell and Will Ferrell (as Harry Caray)
   Mascot: Cappy the Commack Capuchin
 
Manager: Mackey Sasser
   Bench Coach: Tim Teufel
   Hitting Coach: Rob Deer
   Pitching Coach: Doug Sisk
   First Base Coach: Oddibe McDowell
   Third Base Coach: Rance Mullininks
   Batboy: Nightcrawler
 
Stadium: PetChow Park
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Kingston Pooteytangs
   Minor League Manager: Chico Lind
 
Franchise Notes:

 

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Minnesota
Michalobes
Established  2000
 
Team Owner: The Bank
   General manager: Kirby Pucket
   Executive Vice President of Public Relations: Brian Bosworth
   Office Liasons: Corey Feldman and Corey Haim
 
Manager: Kent Hrbek
   Hitting Coach: Hector Villanueva
   Pitching Coaches: Randy Myers, Rob Dibble, and Norm Charlton
   First Base Coach: Tommy Herr
   Third Base Coach: Gary Gaetti
 
Stadium: The Drunk Tank
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Butte Burglers
 
Franchise Notes: 2000 LOC Champions...The Bank also serves as the LOC commissioner

 

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St. Paul
Bees
Established  2000
 
Team Owner: Paul "Big Ticket" Birnbaum
   General Manager: Vincent K. McMahon
   Public Relations Director: Marshall Mathers
   Team Mascot: Spanish Bee
 
Manager: Shannon Elizabeth
   Hitting Coach: Ozzie Canseco
   Pitching Coach: Mel Stottlemyre, Jr.
   First Base Coach: B. Brian Blair
   Third Base Coach: "Jumpin'" Jim Brunzell
 
Stadium: The Hive
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Minneapolis Ginch Pinchers
 
Franchise Notes: Big Ticket is an original LOC founder...The Hive played host to the inaugural LOC All-Star Game (2000)

 

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Wisconsin
WildeRose Cheese Eds
Established  2001
 
Team Owner: Edward Wilders
   CEO/General Manager: Ernie Hudson
   Public Relations Director: Jenna Fine
 
Manager: Hal Linden
 
Stadium:
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Wakayama Wildebeests
   Minor League Manager: John Ritter
 
Franchise Notes:

 

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Alexandria
WeinStockings
Established  200
 
Team Owners: Michael Weinman and Alex Fleig
   General Managers: Michael Weinman and Alex Fleig
 
Manager: Jim Riggleman
   Bench Coach: Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd
   Hitting Coach: Carlton Fisk
   Pitching Coach: Dennis Eckersley
   Bullpen Coach: Rollie Fingers
   First Base Coach: Bill Buckner
   Third Base Coach: Bucky Dent
 
Stadium:
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Medicine Hat Maroons
 
Franchise Notes: Lost to Minnesota in the 2000 LOC Championship game...Won the Hardcore division in 2000...Re-located from Waukegan, IL after 2000 season...Mike Weinman also serves as LOC Treasurer

 

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Danbury
Kohler Toilet
Established  2001
 
Team Owner: Dan Kohler
 
Manager:
 
Stadium:
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Shelbyville Voodoo
 
Franchise Notes:

 

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Gnatlanta
Trubadours
Established  2001
 
Team Owners: Bobby Eddings and Michael Trudeau
   CEO/General Managers: Bobby Eddings and Michael Trudeau
   Chief Information Officer: Ernest Thomas
   Team Chaperone: Bea Arthur
 
Manager: Billy Dee Willams
   Bench Coach: Oscar Gamble
   Hitting Coach: Ike Turner
   Pitching Coach: Dan Marino
   First Base Coach: Keith Hernandez
   Third Base Coach: Dave Winfield
 
Stadium: Mr. Raj's Neighborhood
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team:
 
Franchise Notes: Mike Trudeau was an owner in the original LOC...Mr. Raj's Neighborhood played host to the 2001 All-Star Game

 

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Justin
Habeneros
Established  2001
 
Team Owner: Justin Sandomir
   General Manager: Butch Wynegar
   Team Mascot: Habie the Habenero
 
Manager: Wayne Tolleson
 
Stadium:
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Hightstown Swamp Dragons
   Minor League Manager: Claudel Washington
 
Franchise Notes:

 

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Truth or Consequences
Cactus Franks
Established  2000
 
Team Owner:Frank Collia
   General Manager: Bob Mastermind
   Minister of Propaganda: Rev. Jesse Jackson
   Play-by-Play Announcers: Jim Ross and Dick Vitale
 
Manager: John Kruk
   Bench Coach: Tom Emanski
   Hitting Coach: Rusty Kuntz
   Pitching Coach: Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn
   First Base Coach: Lenny Dykstra
   Third Base Coaches: Dale Berra and Bobby Meachem
 
Stadium: Hell's Foyer
 
Team Records:
 
Minor League Team: Big Easy Riders
 
Franchise Notes: Mr. Collia was a founder of the original LOC

 

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