
(get it? *NSYNC as other things? And in this picture they're dressed as some sort of South American revolutionaries?.....does anyone understand what I'm trying to do here?! Does ANYONE?!)
Have you ever played that game where you say “If you were a flower, what kind of flower would you be?” Well, we took that to the next level very late one night and took it upon ourselves to decide what *NSYNC would be as...other things.
JC
Animal--rabbit...it’s not just the teeth, there’s just something about him that screams “RABBIT!”...maybe because he’s always jumping around.
Furniture--rocking chair...it’s the bouncing thing, it just seems to fit.
Object--Pogo stick...see above, plus the fact that he’s so damn skinny.
Playground equipment--one of those animals on a coil that rock back and forth...you know what we mean.
Food--celery stick...does this need explaining???
Olympic Event--gymnastics...just ‘cause.
Section of New York City--Harlem...because he likes jazz....doesn’t he?
Joey
Animal--bear...’cause he’s big and I guess he’s kind of cuddly...if you like that sort of thing...and he eats a lot.
Furniture--couch...see above....except for the eating part.
Object--refrigerator...food, ‘nough said.
Playground equipment--tire swing...big and round, like Joey.
Food--Ham sandwich...although any kind of food would fit here...except celery, which is JC’s domain.
Olympic Event--boxing...’cause he looks like he could kick our asses.
Section of New York City--Brooklyn...duh.
Lance
Animal--ferret...duh.
Furniture--Antique lamp/table/vase...’cause he’s delicate and oh so fragile.
Object--wardrobe...maybe even an antique wardrobe.
Playground Equipment--bench...he’d be the place where the parents sit and watch the kids having fun.
Food--jumbalaya...the only southern food we could think of besides grits...hey, give us a break, we’re Canadian.
Olympic Event--ballroom dancing *snicker* yeah, you know why we picked that.
Section of New York City--Queens...see above.
Chris
Animal--scrappy little dog...’cause he’s so energetic and yappy and his hair’s kinda crazy.
Furniture--an annoying hanging plant...you know the one that gets in your way all the time, but you can’t get rid of it because it completes the room.
Object--trampoline...bouncy, energetic...and the pogo stick was taken.
Playground Equipment--jungle gym...that’s just the vibe we get.
Food--jolt cola...can we say “hyper”?
Olympic Event--discus...because there’s spinning involved...honestly. it was late when we did this and I don’t remember the exact reason.
Section of New York City--The Bronx...because he’s little, but he’s tough...or something.
Justin
Animal--cat...he’s got that aloof, conceited quality that cats have.
Furniture--leather chair...’cause it looks good, but it’s not always comfortable.
Object--mirror...’cause you know he knows he’s hot. And he knows you know he knows he’s hot. And you know he knows you know he knows he’s hot.
Playground Equipment--swing...because everything else was taken.
Food--curly fries *snicker*
Olympic Event--long jump...it really was late when we thought of this.
Section of New York City--Manhattan...it’s the place where the rich, hot people live....see above.