Top 10 Lists
This is our page for Marvel Top 10 lists. If you have any comments, e-mail them to us, but be nice. Yes, I know they suck, but Newt and I took time out of our day to write them, and that's 15 minutes we'll never get back.
Okay, I'm done. Anywhoo, if you think you can do better, send it to us and we'll post it. Maybe.
Top 10 reasons I’d Want to be a Woman in the Marvel Universe
By: Soupnazi
10. Cool powers!
9. You never have to shave your legs.
8. You’re guaranteed a gorgeous boyfriend
7. You never age! (and in some cases, you de-age. Think Jubilee)
6. No matter who your parents are , or what you eat or do you automatically look like a super model.
5. You’re always healthy. (Well, except for when you get beaten to a bloody pulp by en evil mutant.)
4. You get hair that defies the laws of nature and gravity.
3. There’s always something to do, someone to beat up.
2. You never have to interrupt your day with pesky chores such as putting on makeup, brushing you teeth, sleeping, eating, showering, working, etc.
1. It’s never "that time of month."
Top 10 reasons It’d Rock to be a Guy in the Marvel Universe
By: Newt
10. You never have to work but you still get to live in a mansion.
9. 3 words: Angst is fun.
8. If you die you have a 99% chance of coming back.
7. You’re never at a loss for snappy comebacks.
6. You’re surrounded by hot girls in spandex
5. You’re guaranteed a beautiful girlfriend.
4. You get to blow stuff up.
3. You get to wear spandex without getting made fun of.
2. You get to look like you're on steroids! Without really being on steroids!
1. You get to wear your underwear on the outside! On purpose!
Top 10 Things Generation X Will Never Say
By: Soupnazi & Newt
10. Artie: "Hello."
9. Synch: "I wonder if X-Force needs a new member?"
8. Chamber: "Come on guys, think positive!"
7. Skin: "Smoking causes cancer, there’s no way I’d touch those death sticks."
6. Banshee: "I’m the long lost twin brother of the Lucky Charms leprechaun."
5. Monet: "Hey Jubilee, let’s go shopping so I can get some of those fabulous clothes you wear."
4. Jubilee: "Who cares what I did with the X-Men. They suck!"
3. Husk: "Screw studying. Let’s go party and get drunk!"
2. Miss Frost: "I would never wear that! There’s children around."
1. Jubilee: "Let’s not fight crime tonight guys. I hear there’s a great documentary on the Discovery channel!"
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