Coming this fall to FOX... a special presentation, revealing all the ugliness behind-the-scenes of one of America's most popular book series. The announcer's voice is in bold. Review... or our ratings will go down the toilet.
(in dramatic voice) In the book series, there were murders, lies, and deception. But behind the scenes, there were murders, lies and deception. Stay tuned as we reveal to you never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew of 'Animorphs.' The illegal activity. The addictions. The dirty secrets. The monkeys. Come on, watch. Haven't you always wanted a monkEY?
For the first time, discover... WHO JAKE REALLY IS.
(cut to footage of Marco sitting in a chair)
MARCO: I will never forget the day that the Powerpuff Girls showed up at the studio. (sighs and rubs forehead) And... and Blossom, she said to us... (raises head - there are tears in his eyes) that... that Jake was actually... Mojo Jojo... in disguise. (grabs a hankerchief and blows into it)
For the first time, learn RACHEL'S DIRTY SECRET.
(cut to footage of Rachel and Tobias)
RACHEL: Well, before I had my sex change --
TOBIAS: Oh, my God... (puts his head in his hands, leans forward and shakes his head)
RACHEL: ... I was actually... Conan the Barbarian.
TOBIAS: (stares at her and bursts out laughing) Conan... (more laughter and a barely contained snort) You were... (more laughter)
RACHEL: Um... this wasn't how... how I expected you to take this.
TOBIAS: (wipes away some tears and gets serious) Well, how am I supposed to act?
RACHEL: I don't know... shocked?
TOBIAS: Shocked? You want me to be --
RACHEL: Yes.
TOBIAS: Oh, so you want me to be shocked?
RACHEL: Yes.
TOBIAS: Well, I'm not sure if I can do thaOH MY GOD!!! (jumps up in his chair) OH MY GOD!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND IS CONAN THE BARBAR-- (bursts out laughing again and can't finish the sentance) barbar - bar...bari.. i... an, heehee. Aheh heh. Ahem. Whew!
RACHEL: (ignoring him and turning back to face the camera) I kept it a secret for... for so long
TOBIAS: (still laughing) Oh, wow, you're serious! Whoa, I so can not believe this! Hey! Hey, can I call you Rachel the Barbarian?
RACHEL: (gives him a "You're an idiot" look) No...
TOBIAS: Please?
RACHEL: (looks at the camera and points to Tobias, shaking her head)
CAMERAMAN: Just continue.
RACHEL: (sighs) Oookay. Anyway, I kept it a secret for so long, but I just have to tell people now because you know, I mean, it's who I am. And it's the reason I don't like guys...
TOBIAS: (stops laughing and stares at Rachel, dead serious) Wha...?
RACHEL: I only date girls.
TOBIAS: Okay, okay, just... just lemme get one thing straight with you -- Oh, geez, I'm sorry, uh, lemme get one thing, um, clear: Guys, no way.
RACHEL: Right.
TOBIAS: And girls, yeah (demonstrates by giving a thumbs-up) Yeah, all the way, right? (Rachel nods) Okay, tell me: what about birds? (Rachel stares at him) No, I mean, like, where do birds... like a hawk... where are hawks on the, um, scale there... where do they stand...? (trails off)
RACHEL: (stares at him) What, are you on crack or something??
TOBIAS: Well yes, but that's not the point!
For the first time, see CASSIE'S ADDICTION
(cut to footage of Cassie slumped over on a barstool, leaning on the table and calling the bartender over)
CASSIE: (slurring her speech) 'Ey, man (hiccup), gimme another onna yer root beers, man.
BARTENDER: Cassie... I think you've had enough.
CASSIE: Had 'nuff??? Had enough??? I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!! (promptly falls asleep on the table, then slips and drops to the floor unconcious)
The secrets. The lies. The addictions. Watch our special presentation, and help us dig up the dirt under this flower. Watch as we bring you...
ANIMORPHS: UNCOVERED
Part One: Behind the Morphs
Check your local listings for date, time, and possible (make that "probable") cancellation.By Giulianna