- By Guilinna

A/N: This is a filk, a sorta spoof on The Smashing Pumpkins's song, "Stand Inside Your Love." Special thanks goes out to Angel, for telling me what a filk was in the first place!! K.A. Applegate and Billy Corgan: DON'T SUE ME!!! If you guys sue me, I'll capture you both and torture K.A.!! As for Billy, I'll make him my sex slave. -_^ Hey, gimme a break! I'm not allowed to be perverted once in a while?? 'Sides, it's late and I'm watching The Simpsons. So there! Nyuh!! Um... where was I going with this...? Oh, yeah. And stay the hell out of my locker, too!! You can keep the shoes.

"Squirm Inside Your Ear"

Yeerk and host
Earth is toast
Undoubtable
Intentional
It's obvious
So make the most
Of the time you have;
It will not last
And for the first time,
Your race is all that we want and ask for,
Your petty world will soon be ours!
Who wouldn't be the one you fear?
Who wouldn't squirm inside your ear?
Controlling from inside the ear
Of a moron,
Inferior, you
Must understand:
I am you now.
I will breathe
For the both of us
I know your name;
Your name is Ned!
And my home is here
Inside your head,
For the first time,
I feel as though I am reborn in your mind
I feel I could do anything
Who wouldn't be the one you fear?
Who wouldn't squirm inside your ear?
Not for the first time,
I'm telling you how superior I am to
Your every move and waking sound
In good time,
I'll wrap myself around your nerves and your mind.
Your mine forever now
Who wouldn't be the one you hate and fear?
Who wouldn't laugh and come inside your ear?
Who wouldn't squirm inside your ear?

Another A/N: You know what I love most about filks? You won't be able to hear the song ever again without thinking of the fic and laughing! I thought up the chorus to this in the middle of math class and immediately burst out laughing. When the teacher asked what was so funny, I dumbly replied, "Algebra" and got lunch detention. That's when and where I wrote the rest of the song. So I hope you appreciate this fic, 'cause I got in trouble for it!! :::in a silky, manipulative voice::: Do you knoooow how you can show your appreciation? By reviewing! You are getting sleeeepy... veeeery sleepy... you are writing a review... you are clicking the poity little button.. you are hypnotized... the Barenaked Ladies rule... buahahahaha...