Frozen Squirrel

During the winter, a fellow that I work with was on his way to the shop to work the graveyard shift. In the middle of the road was a squirrel that was very disoriented. Feeling like a good samaritan he stopped and put the squirrel in his car with the intention of releasing it in the park next to his home after his shift. The furry little critter came to life while he was working and started shredding the interior of his car. It then managed to crawl up and under the dash. Not knowing what to do he called the Waterloo County Humane Society and was told in no uncertain terms that it was not their problem. He pulled his car into the shipping bay and started to dismantle his dashboard. Low and behold the little guy was hiding out behind the glove box in a really tight and hard to get at place. Recruiting the help of a fellow employee to hold a trouble light for him, he went after the poor thing with a six foot long pair of tongs from our heat- treating room. The traumatized hairball clung to the wiring and had half the hair ripped off its tail by the doorknob handling the tongs.I don't know if there is really a moral to this story but don't forget that a wild animal is just that, WILD!!!!!! They do not recognize or appreciate random acts of kindness. Unless you are going to use them for consumption I would advise leaving them alone. * HEY! JEAN CRETIEN! SUCK MY ASS YOU USELESS SACK OF SHIT! I can't believe how such an ineffectual buffoon can remain popular after so many screw-ups. Hey buddy remember your little Red (commie bastard) Book? I'm still waiting for a little tax relief here Bucko. Socialism has failed everywhere else and this arrogant, asinine, bastard thinks he can pull it off here. Give your head a shake my friend. Hasn't anyone else in this country noticed that he is willing to throw billions of dollars at useless programs that help to improve his image. But when it comes to important issues he drags his ass and takes years to come up with a response that resembles coherency. I use to watch question period on TV but I can't stomach it anymore. Jeanie reminds me of an alcoholic, punch-drunk moron and the performance of the rest of his syncophants would make any thinking human lose their lunch. If the big guy would like my two cents worth I would like my money put into tax cuts and reducing national debt. I think they have spent enough for a while. * Ever notice how trouble usually starts out as so much fun? *

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