Little Red Riding Hood"

One day, little red riding hood was walking through
the forest to grandmother's house when she
happened on Winnie the Pooh.
Pooh warned, "Oh my, you know you shouldn't be
in the forest. The big bad wolf will see you, throw
you to the ground, and play with your breasts."
Red reached into her basket and promptly produced
a .357 magnum and declared, "Oh, I think not."
"Very well then, carry on," Pooh answered.
A little farther and she saw the three little pigs.
When they saw her, they issued the same warning,
"Oh, Red Riding Hood, if the big bad wolf catches you
in the forest, he will throw you to the ground and play
with your breasts and screw you little red socks off."
Again, she produced the .357 magnum and said, "Oh,
I think not."
The three little pigs nodded in approval.
Sure enough, the big bad wolf sees our friend and
runs up to her and snarls, "Ha ha, I've got you now.
I am going to throw you to the ground and play with
your breasts and screw your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood displayed the .357 and,
pointing it at the wolf, proclaimed, "Oh, I think not!
You're gonna eat me like the book says!"