These pots and pans are piled around my head
That's one good reason to go back to bed
The Brillo pad looks kinda sad, just rustin' all alone
Detergent jug is sittin like it's perched upon a throne
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I'm charging in upon the great unknown
I'm elbow deep in bacon greasy suds
A hurricane of soap and baked on crud
The telephone is screaming out, but I just leave it cold
Too busy churning H2O and pryin' off the bone
Olympic glory just in reach
When you get home, my medal will be gold
Dishes in their proper places
Hoping I'll be in good graces
Pillows in a lemon scented dream
So I swab, and I rub
And I scrape, and I scrub
Behold the ? glove
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My hands are wrinkled up like pitted prunes
I'm soakin' wet right down to the pantaloons
The Brillo pad looks satisfied relaxin' on its own
Detergent jug is sittin like it's perched upon a throne
Gobi desert 1925
search party barely made it back alive
when they opened up that burlap sack
everybody there had to jump back
smell the ozone, hear the crack
shootin like a comet it was hard to track
tourist poking through the curios
strange odor up and caught her by the nose
when she opened up that burlap sack
everybody there had to jump back
smell the ozone, hear the crack
movin like a comet it was hard to track
shriveled digits locate your soul
reach inside remove it whole
magic hand they found the magic hand
they saw the magic hand
clean it up for the museum show
custodian unlock the closet door
when he opened up that burlap sack
a blinding flash made him jump back
smell the ozone, hear the crack
shootin like a comet it was hard to track
........hand of the nomad
shriveled digits locate your soul
reach inside remove it whole
magic hand they found the magic hand
they saw the magic hand
Thanks Bobby and Jason