Oh boobie, boobie.

Oh boobie, boobie, My chest was supposed to grow, My cleavage wasn't right, no. My boobies, boobies, My breasts are completely foe, And now my sweater's tight, yeah.

Surgery, I want to be a D, Bigger mammaries, I want them to show, now, No, because...

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My chest flatness, was killing me, And I, I must confess, I paid for these, Paid for these. I look 32, I'm just a child, I am a crime. Make my boobies one more size.

Oh baby, baby, I got the boobies, it's true, Now you've all been blinded. Oh pretty boobies, You're so big and oh so new, That's just the way I planned it.

Golly, Rolling Stone was naughty, See me baby, Barely wearing clothes now, Because...

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