Justin's Child

Justin woke up and left a “Thanks a lot for last night, it was great” note next to Sherry’s head.  Justin kissed Sherry’s forehead and walked downstairs and out of her house. 9 MONTHS LATER “RING RING” The phone rang, while Britney Spears picked it up in the living room. “Hello?”  Britney Asked. “Um, hello may I please speak to a Mr. Justin Timberlake?”  Sherry Morrison asked. “He isn’t home at the moment, can I take a message?”  Britney lied, looking at Justin asleep on his couch. “Yeah, please tell him I called my number is 555-5555 my name is Sherry Morrison.”  Sherry explained to Britney. “Ok, I’ll tell him” Britney agreed and hung up the phone.  She took the piece of paper and threw it in the trash. Sherry stared down at her daughter Monica.  She was only 1 month old and her mother had screwed up her life forever. Sherry tried to get a hold of Justin for 3 more months.  Then she gave up.  She thought he didn’t want to speak to her.  A bad father for Monica was worse then NO father at all. “Geez, Another bill”  Britney groaned, looking at another letter from Sherry to Justin. “We seem to get a lot of bills”  Justin joked.  Britney smiled at him and placed her arms around his chest. “Wanna go upstairs baby?”  She asked, trying to sound sexy and not doing very well. “Nope, I wanna read about the BSB in September’s Issue of “Teen Beat” Justin replied, fliping threw the magazine. “Fine”  Britney yelled.  Making a face and then leaving to go shopping. Sherry put Monica in the car and dove to Justin’s house, VERY angry. She got out with Monica and walked to the door, ringing the bell. “Britney, It’s a miracle, your back from shopping in under 3 hours” Justin joked running to the door.  When he opened it his jaw dropped. Sherry stood there with a blonde child in her hands. “ What I mean sherry, um, what, Did you have sex with Nick Carter?” He managed to get out, making an ass of himself. “No, she’s yours.  I tried for months and months to get a hold of you. You never returned my call and I gave up.  Finally I decided to drive here and tell you”  Sherry yelled. “ If I knew I would have done something”  He whined.  Just then Britney pulled in with her white BMW.  She stopped when she got out, seeing Sherry on the steps. “ You bitch, why didn’t you tell me?”  Justin demanded. “I was scared that she would take you away from me Justy”  Britney whined.  Justin smacked Britney in the face, making her fake nose and lips bust. The she smacked her in the chest making the breast implants he had paid for explode.  He took a hold of Sherry’s hand and flew her to Las Vegas where they eloped.  He left Nsync and lived happily ever after. THE END!!!