We find most everybody once again at Seventh Heaven...
Cid: Alright! It's Dukes night!
Yuffie: Oh Gawd! Not that stupid show!
Cid: Hey! Don't insult my Dukes!
Cloud: Hey, has anyone seen my pet lizard?
Tifa and Aeris: (from another room) Aaah!
Cloud: Oh...nevermind.
Barret: What do yoose want that nasty thing fo'?
Yuffie: He's trying to prove hes manly.
Cloud: (squeaky voice) I am! (deepens voice) I am manly.
Vincent: You're about as manly as Scarlet.
Cloud: Hey! At least I don't have hair as long as yours!
Vincent: It shows I'm bishonen!
Flash of light and Sephiroth appears...
Sephiroth: Wrong! I am bishonen!
Vincent: As if, you fruit!
Yuffie: Whoa Vincent! What's with the attitude dude? Hey that rhymed!
Sephiroth: What's so bishonen about a vampire?!
Vincent: I'm not a vampire! Im just dark...and I have cool eyes!
Seph: My eyes are cool!
Vincent: Whatever! they're not even consistent!
Seph: (whimpering)So?
Vincent: So it shows you're a freak! I bet you can't even fly!
Seph: Yes I can! (tries to, but falls flat on his face) Ow!
Vincent: Loser!
Seph: Hey!
Vincent: (speaking fast) Loserssaywhat!
Seph: What?
Vincent: Loser!
Seph: Shut up, vampire!
Vincent: I challenge you to a duel! (slaps Seph with his claw).
Seph: Ow! Use your hand, you psycho!
Vincent: OK (slaps Seph with his other hand).
Seph: Ow! Fine, I accept, and I get to choose the weapons...uh...
Vincent: (tapping his foot) We're waiting!
Seph: Alright! I choose the sword for our weapons. (evil grin)
Vincent: D'oh! Fine, we'll fight tomorrow evening, at the park.
Seph: Agreed! (disappears)
Yuffie: You're an idiot!
Vincent: ???
Cid: He's the greatest swordsman alive and you can only use a gun!
Vincent: So? I can learn...
Cloud: How?! I'm the only one who knows how to use a sword!
Vincent: Exactly...
Cloud: Grrr...
The next morning...
Cloud: OK, let's see what you know...(tosses him a sword).
Vincent: (holds it by the blade) Ow!
Cloud: *Sigh* This is gonna take a while...
Later....
Cloud: OK, recite what you've learned so far.
Vincent: (covered in bandages) Lesson #1: Do not hold the sword by its blade. Lesson #2: When near any robotic cat, do not make crazy swings with the sword...
Cait: (whos in pieces) Grrr...I hope you choke on your own blood!
Vincent: I said I was sorry! Anyways, Lesson #3: When turning into a Limit Break monster, it is best to slowly drop the sword, not fling it away...
Cid: (a bloody gash on his left temple) *%^$&*$&*%*&%*^%*% !!!
Vincent: Lesson #4: It helps to scream like crazy when
attacking an opponrnt.
Cloud: Good, that's all I can teach you since you're not sword-compatible, good luck, you'll need it.
Vincent: Grrr...
That evening...
Seph: Ready, vampire?
Vincent: Any time you are, loser!
Seph: Die! (attacks Vincent)
Vincent: *Ack!*! (ducks, but the sword slashes his arm) Ow!
Seph: Ha, ha!
Vincent: (thinks) D'oh! I'm gonna die, and to this freak! Hey, who's that person in a cape next to Cloud?
Cloud: (to capped person) Remember, just get in between them and reveal yourself.(capped person nods and runs in between Seph and Vincent).
Seph: Away! You annoy me! (shoves person to ground, the cape falls off to reveal--Elena!)
Elena: Ow! (looks at Vincent with puppy dog eyes) He hit me! Vincent...?
Vincent: (really mad) You hit Elena! You bastard! (turns into Chaos) DIE!!! *ROAR* (attacks Sephiroth)
Seph: Uh-oh...(gets beat to a pulp by Vincent) I yield!
Vincent: (returning to human form) I won? I won!
Cid: (mutters) With Elena's help...
Yuffie: (singing) Vincent and Elena, sitting in a tree...
Vincent: Just shut up!
Elena: (crying) You don't like me?
Vincent: D'oh!
The end....maybe....