The next morning, they were all eating breakfast in the kitchen...

Yuffie: Vincent, how come everything you have is either black or red?
Vincent: My cape is not everything--
Yuffie: But your boxers are crimson...oops...
Everyone: ....
Tifa: You wear boxers, Vincent? I thought you were more of a briefs guy.
Aeris: As did I.
Vincent: Could I talk to you alone Yuffie? (grabs her collar and hauls her into the living room). What was that about?!
Yuffie: You were sleepwalking last night and I was in the kitchen.
Vincent: Doh! Uh, was I, uh, saying anything?
Yuffie: You were going on about how Lucrecia was hot and stuff.
Vincent: Could be worse, oh well. Do me a favor and tell the others you were making this all up, please?
Yuffie: OK, but can we go to Starbucks?
Vincent: Fine.

After Yuffie told everyone that she was just trying to embarrass Vincent by lying, Vincent took her to Starbucks. Cid came as well.

Vincent: Why do you always come with me?
Cid: I dont know, maybe the authoress has a crush on us or something.

There is an earthquake because of this comment.

Cid: On second thought, shes too good for us.

A large sack of gil, along with a carton of Lucky Strikes fall near Cid. [Like I said, I can do whatever I want].

Cid: Yahoo!
Vincent: Hey Cid, how are we going to get Yuffie home?
Yuffie: (running around in circles) CAFFEINE! CAFFEINE! CAFFEINE! This is heaven! HYPER! HYPER! HYPER!
Cid: Oops.
Vincent: Why do you always say oops?! You sound like a #$%^% retard!
Cid: *GASP* you actually cussed, Vincent.
Vincent: Oops!

Sephiroth appears in a flash of light and pats Vincent on the back.

Vincent: Huh?
Sephiroth: I knew you could do it!
Vincent: Do what?
Sephiroth: Curse. I had a bet going with Kefka at the Villains Bar, and now I won an entire bag of M&Ms.
Yuffie: noticing Sephiroth) *GASP* It's Sephy!
Sephiroth: "Sephy"?
Yuffie: Yahoo! (she jumps on Sephiroth's head and starts singing) "Hey, hey, were the monkees! We like to monkey around..."
Sephiroth: This annoys me. (grabs Yuffie and throw her on the floor, then runs her through with his sword).
Vincent: ...!
Cid: Oh my God, he killed Yuffie! The bastard!
Sephiroth: Been watchin South Park I see.
Cid: ....
Sephiroth: Anyways...oops...didnt mean to kill her (does some magic and brings her back to life). Sorry bout that, oh well. Bye, and thanks for winning my bet. (disappears in flash of light).
Cid: Damn, what's in those M&M's he's been eating recently?
Vincent: Probably the same stuff Cloud puts in his hair.
Cid: Yeah...and hasnt his therapist been prescribing Prozac, too?
Vincent: Who cares?
Cid: Good point.
Yuffie: La, la, la...
Cid: Maybe it would have been better to let her die.
Vincent: I agree.
Yuffie: Come on guys, sing.
Cid: (grinning evilly) How about it Vincent?
Vincent: (shrugs) You go ahead, my throat's been bothering me.
Cid: (to Barney's theme) I hate you, you hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney. With a big ass spear, I stabbed him in the rear. Arent you glad thats the end of that queer?
Yuffie: (cheers like crazy) Go Cid! (notices the silent Vincent) How come you dont sing?
Vincent: I dont know any songs...
Yuffie: Then sing a commercial, please?!? Ill go home if you do.
Vincent: (seeing no other alternative) Alright...(sings) Gimme a break! Gimme a break, I wanna take a break of that Kit Kat bar! *Sigh* (thinks) Well, that was certainly degrading....
Yuffie: Bravo! Bravo! Anyways, race ya home! (Runs out of the cafe).