Around evening, most of the gang is watching TV.

Aeris: So, who wants to go visit Cait Sith at the hospital?
Barret: I'll go, that po' Shinra foo' needs sum comp'ny.
Red XIII: So shall I.
Tifa: Ditto.
Aeris: So you guys (pointing to Cloud, Yuffie, Cid and Vincent) are gonna stay?
Cloud: I suppose so.
Cid: I cant miss the Dukes of Hazard for anything, sorry.
Yuffie: I need to catalog my materia.
Vincent: I doubt Cait Sith will want to see me, considering I am the one that put him in the hospital.
Aeris: OK, see you guys later. (she and the others leave).
Cid: Dukes of Hazard! Yeah!
Yuffie: Please no! We dont want to watch this!
Cid: Too bad, it's my favorite show.
Vincent: How about we watch something that we all like, or at least a majority does?
Cloud: Lets see what we can find then (changes channel with remote).
TV: Hello, and welcome to another addition of: Why the Dukes of Hazard Suck!
Cid: Aaah! Sacrilege! Change it! Change it!
Yuffie: I think this is pretty cool.
Cloud: So do I.
Cid: Nooo!!! (falls to the ground and starts twitching).
Vincent: As much as this show appeals to me, I have no wish to see Cid lose his mind. After all, without him, who would pilot the Highwind?
Yuffie: He's got a point there.
Cloud: Then lets see what else is on... (changes channel).
TV: Tonights program is entitled: How to kill any type of monster, including Vampires and Vampire look alikes.
Cloud: Hmm...(mischievous grin).
Yuffie: Cool!
Vincent: I dont think so. Cid, what do you say?
Cid: (still on the floor, staring at nothing in particular) Daddy, why cant I go to ballet class? Teacher says Im a natural!
Vincent: Thats a no. (takes remote from Cloud and changes the channel).
TV: Stay tuned for: The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat, after these messages.
Yuffie: Woohoo! Now this is quality television!
Cloud: No way!
Vincent: I agree with Spike.
Cloud: Yeah, he agrees with--Hey!
Yuffie: Want to watch Felix the Cat, Cid?
Cid: (still on the floor [nobody cares to help him, *whimper* oh well]) Felix? It's me, your friend, Poindexter! Lets go build an atom smasher! (crazy laugh).
Yuffie: On second thought, let's find something else.
Vincent: Right. (changes channel).
TV: Welcome viewers, to: Strange and Horrific tales of Strangeness and Horror. Tonight, join us as we search for the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, and---(suddenly, the power goes off)
Cloud: (in a girly way) Aaah!
Yuffie: *GASP*
Vincent: *Sigh* The power will be back shortly, do not worry.
Yuffie: W-whos worrying? Not me! (jumps on Vincents back) I dont want you toworry, so Ill watch your back.
Vincent: Whatever...
Cid: (Getting in touch with reality once again) *Ugh* Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
Cloud: (smugly) Why Cid, I had no idea you were afraid of the dark.
Cid: Im not afraid of the dark! Its just the lack of light that bothers me...
Cloud: Sure...
Cid: At least I dont wear teddy bear boxers!
Cloud: Ill have you know my mommy gave those to me!
Cid: Your mommy? Ha, ha!
Vincent: Dont laugh Cid, or do you want me to tell Cloud what Shera sent you for Christmas?
Cid: Go ahead, but allow me to tell Elena about your tattoo. She thought she was the only one; oh well, easy come, easy go.
Cloud: Tattoo?
Yuffie: Whoa, Vincent!
Vincent: Damn you!
Cid: Heh.
Vincent: What about YOUR tattoo, Cid? Would it be OK if I told Shera, she who loves you with that innocent heart of hers?
Cid: Y-you wouldnt!
Vincent: Oh yeah? Try me!
Yuffie: Excuse me!
Vincent and Cid: Huh?
Yuffie: I need to go to the bathroom and I, uh, that is to say, uh, I dont want to get lost. Yeah, thats it! Vincent, would you come with me?
Vincent: I suppose.
Yuffie: Lead on. (shes still on his back).
Vincent: OK (walks a bit then crashes into something). OW!
Cloud: (smirking) You OK Vincent?
Vincent: Just fine, but your sword isnt...
Cloud: (startled) What?!
Vincent: Just kidding (laughter from him and Yuffie) You're so gullible, Spike.
Cloud: My name is not Spike, its Cloud!
Vincent: Whatever Spike.
Cloud: Grrr...
Cid: How can he see in this darkness?
Cloud: Probably those messed up eyes of his.
Vincent: I heard that!
Cloud: Doh!

Later, with only the light of a candle to help them see...

Yuffie: I am SO BORED!
Cloud: Yeah, life sucks without TV.
Cid: You guys complain too much.
Vincent: Perhaps we can find something to do.
Yuffie: Like what, stare into the darkness?!
Cid: I got it! Let's tell ghost stories!
Cloud: Thats the best idea Ive heard from you yet, let me go first!
Yuffie: Go Cloud, but it better not be retarded.
Cloud: OK, you know how its always cold in the northeast corner of the basement?
Yuffie: Its not cold there.
Cid: Shush!
Cloud: Anyways, you see, this bar was built near a cemetery when Midgar was built.
Yuffie: So the cold area is some dead guy's grave?
Cloud: Im not done yet! Anyways, the guy who built this house didnt know he built it over his friends dead grandma. Then the friend finds out, goes crazy, kills the builder and buries him under the northeast corner of basement. The end.
Yuffie: That's it? Gawd, that's so stupid!
Vincent: I'm afraid I agree with Yuffie.
Cloud: Well, Cid liked my story, right Cid?
Cid: Zzzzz....
Yuffie: I thinks that answers your question.

They all decide to go to bed, but Yuffie has trouble sleeping...

Yuffie: (to herself) That was such a stupid story! Even I could come up with one better than that! (hears a noise) What was that?! Probably Cid snoring, the guy sounds like a lion. I wonder when Aeris and the others will be back...not that I need them, of course! Im hungry, maybe Vincent cooked some lasagna again. I hope so. Lets find out! (hops out of bed with her teddy bear in one hand, and shuriken in the other).
Yuffie: (once she arrives at the kitchen) Hmm...(opens fridge) I dont see any thing edible, well maybe some frozen pizza.(hears another noise) Hey! Whos there?! I'm warning you, dont come near me!!! (silence) Probably just my imagination.

Yuffie got a slice of pizza and started to go to her room when she ran into a sleepwalking Vincent who was only wearing crimson red boxers, and they were barely riding on his hips [Hey, its my story, I can write whatever I want!].

Yuffie: Huh?!
Vincent: Zzz....Lucrecia...you look hot...zzz
Yuffie: OK sleeping beauty, lets get on to bed. (she aimed Vincent to his room and locked his door). What a freak, oh well...(goes to bed).