At Seventh Heaven...around evening...

Cid: Well, Tifa, I fixed the water heater.
Tifa: Thanks Cid, do you know if Cloud has come in yet?
Cid: Yeah, he got in about half an hour ago. He's playing pool with Vincent in the basement right now.
Cloud: (from basement) Noooo!
Cid: Hmm...that makes five games Vincent has won so far...

Cloud and Vincent ascend from below.

Cloud: How come you're so good Vincent?
Vincent: When I was one of the Turks, we often had Pool Tournaments.
Cid: (sarcastically) Is that all?
Vincent: Why, no. We also had a bowling league, softball team, basketball team--
Cid: Forget I asked!
Tifa: Have you guys seen Barret?

At that moment, Barret comes in, dragging an unconscious Cait Sith.

Tifa: Barret! What happened?
Barret: I found this Shinra foo lying in a supermarket parking lot, and from whut he tol me before he passed out was dat Yuffie hit him with a shopping cart.
Tifa: Yuffie!
Yuffie: What? Oh...
Tifa: Why do you do this?
Yuffie: I dont know.
Tifa: Promise me youll never do it again.
Vincent: Yeah Yuffie, listen to slu-err, Tifa.
Tifa: I am not a slut!!!
Yuffie: Come on, you cant hide from the truth forever!
Tifa: Hey! Cloud, defend me!
Cloud: Uh, uh, uh...
Tifa: Well, at least Im not all trashy like Aeris!
Vincent: Shes got a point there.
Barret: Aeris WAS pretty annoying.
Yuffie: Yeah and she treated me like a little kid!
Cloud: But she did have nice eyes...
Everyone: ...
Cloud: Uh...(sweatdrop) then again, she was an airhead.
Female voice: Hey now!
Everyone: What the hell?!

Aeris appears in the room.

Aeris: Those weren't very nice things you said about me!
Tifa: Aren't you dead?!
Aeris: I was, but the great Teka decided to restore me to life.
Everyone: Who?

A loud thunder followed by my voice.

Teka: Me! You know, the one writing this fanfic? The one who controls all that happens to you?
Barret: I don' think so! I control my destiny!
Teka: Oh yeah? (lightning bolt hits Barret)
Barret: Uh, nevermind, Great One.
Teka: Thats better. Now, on with the fanfic.
Tifa: Why are you back Aeris?
Aeris: I dont know.
Cloud: Glad youre back.
Everyone: ...
Cloud: What?

Later, some people are asleep, but not all...

Cid: What the hell is she doing here?! When someone dies they're supposed to stay dead!
Vincent: Perhaps she really isnt Aeris, but is just a creature that can change its shape.
Cid: For goodness sake Vincent, shes a zombie, not a Klingon, you idiot!
Vincent: No need to be so rude.
Yuffie: I think she is Aeris cause only her and Barney can be that *ugh!* sweet.