The next morning...in front of the TV...

Yuffie: Yeah! It's Saturday! Cartoons! Cartoons!
Cait Sith: I got the Frosted Flakes and sugar, you at the bowls?
Yuffie: Duh! Yummy! Frosted Flakes with sugar!
Cid: (looking up) What have I done to deserve this? If it's my cussing, I'll stop...
Tifa: Hey Cid, do me a favor and go wake Vincent.
Cid: OK. (walks towards Vincents door and knocks, then gunshots are heard as Cid runs back.) Damn, I forgot he likes to sleep in on weekends.
Tifa: Darn, now I need to put some plaster to fill in the bullet holes in his door, *Sigh* a woman's work is never done.

Yuffie and Cait Sith start singing along to "The New adventures of Winnie the Pooh" and a sleepy Vincent emerges from his room.

Vincent: *Urgh*
Tifa: Do you want it black?
Vincent: *Hmgh*
Tifa: Here you go, (serves him some black coffee).
Cid: For a guy thats that sleepy, you sure got pretty good aim.
Vincent: *Ugh*? (drinks some coffee) Huh?
Cid: You nearly blew my head off when I tried to wake you up, sleeping beauty.
Vincent: For your information, I couldn't sleep last night, so I came to get some milk. However, it seems SOMEONE filled the milk jug with beer.
Cid: Oops...so how's your hangover?
Vincent: If the floor would stop moving, Id attack you and rip your spleen out and make you eat it, but other than that, I'm fine, thank you.
Cid: Uhh...I think I'll be outside (runs out).
Vincent: *Ugh* I dont feel good, goodnight (passes out on the table).
Tifa: *Sigh* Hey Cait Sith, could you carry Vincent to his room? He passed out.
Cait Sith: Why not? Yuffie, do not, I repeat, Do Not eat my bowl of Frosted Flakes.
Yuffie: OK.

As soon as Cait Sith carries an unconscious Vincent to his room, Yuffie scarfs down the bowl of Frosted Flakes.

Cait Sith: Did I miss anything--hey! You ate my cereal!
Yuffie: (with mouth full) I don't know what you're talking about!
Cait Sith: Why you little--!
Cait Sith and Yuffie start punching and kicking each other. Meanwhile, Cloud wanders in...not knowing hes wearing his teddy bear boxers...

Tifa: Cloud, would you like some-(stares) Ha, ha, ha!!!
Cloud: What? (realizes whats going on) Oh my gawd!! (runs into his bedroom and returns...wearing pants).
Tifa: Thanks for giving me something to laugh about.
Cloud: It's not funny.
Tifa: Youre lucky Cid isn't here, he'd never let you live it down.
Cid: (Pops out from behind the sofa) Well, I am here, with my trusty video camera!
Cloud: WHAT?! Come back here! (chases after Cid, who feels a little daring and runs into Vincents bedroom).
Tifa: Oh dear...

From the bedroom, the sound of crashing furniture, screams, and gunshots are heard. Cid and Cloud run out of the house with a very grumpy Vincent chasing after them with his gun and a hunting knife.

Vincent: (at doorway) And dont you guys dare comeback until I am over my hangover!!!
Barret: (who wandered in at some point in time) Wuz all da noise foo'?
Vincent: (aiming his gun at Barrets head) Try it chubby, one more ebonics phrase and your brains will be all over the bar!
Barret: Uh... (with a British accent) I wish to extend my apologies for my crude language, sir.
Vincent: That's better. (Looks at Yuffie and Cait, who are still fighting on the floor). If they kill each other, please wake me so I can celebrate their demise. (goes into his room where snoring is heard within minutes).
Barret: (whispering) Whut's wrong with that foo'?
Tifa: Cid put beer in the milk jug and Vincent drank it last night.
Barret: Oh. Well, I is off.
Tifa: Where? You don't have a job.
Barret: True, but since Vincent is crazy at da moment, it may be smart to leave til hes in a better mood.
Tifa: OK, see ya later.

Barret leaves as Cid walks in.

Tifa: Hi Cid. Back so soon?
Cid: Shhh! Is Vincent feeling better yet?
Tifa: Not really, he just threatened Barret's life as well.
Cid: Hmm...(notices Yuffie and Cait Sith are still fighting). Hey! Brat and cat!
Yuffie and Cait: (stopped fighting) What?
Cid: Why are you guys fighting?
Cait Sith: She ate my Frosted Flakes!
Yuffie: Did not!
Cait Sith: Did too!
Yuffie: Did not!
Cait Sith: Did too!
Yuffie: Did not!
Cait Sith: Did too!
Cid: Alright! How about I take you guys to a Starbucks Cafe and you can get high off of caffeine?
Tifa: Thats so considerate of you Cid.
Cid: Not really, but if Vincent kills them, think of the mess hell leave *cringe*.
Tifa: *Shudder* Youre right.
Yuffie: Come on, let's go Cid!
Cait: Yeah Cid, we need our caffeine!
Cid: Lets go. (they leave).
Tifa: Finally, some peace and quiet. Perhaps now I can get some work done.

Around midday...

Tifa: I think I'll go check on Vincent.

Walks into Vincent's room as he awakens.

Vincent: (slurred) What do you want, slut?

Vincent: Ow! OK, Im sober now. Sorry Tifa.
Tifa: Grrr...
Vincent: Uh...I could help you with the housework if you want.
Tifa: *Sigh* No Vincent, youre a man, and henceforth can not do housework correctly.
Vincent: ...
Tifa: But how about you go find Cid, the water heater is broken and I need him to fix it.
Vincent: OK, but first, let me eat something...
Tifa: Go! NOW!
Vincent: Aahh! (runs out)

At Starbucks Cafe...

Yuffie: Caffeine, caffeine, CAFFEINE!
Cait Sith: Ditto, ditto, DITTO!
Cid: Perhaps this wasnt such a good idea...

Vincent walks in, looking a little spooked....

Vincent: Cid, you have to come home, or else Tifa will have my head on a platter.
Cid: What did you do now?
Vincent: Uh, I called her a slut.
Cid: Again?! Man, you have to learn to keep your stupid mouth shut!
Vincent: ...I am not completely over my hangover, so watch it...
Cid: Err...hey! We should be heading home! But how are we going to get Yuffie and Cait home? They got too much caffeine in their systems.
Vincent: Hmm...I think I have an idea (whispers to Cid).
Cid: That might work. Hey Yuffie, Cait!
Yuffie and Cait: What?
Cid: Vincent here says that hell give his can of instant coffee to whoever beats him to Seventh Heaven.
Cait and Yuffie: Deal!
Cid: On your mark, get set, go!

Yuffie and Cait Sith run out the backdoor in order to use a shortcut, however, Vincent and Cid get in Vincents convertible and arrive before the caffeine freaks do.

Tifa: Thanks Vincent. Cid, the water heater is acting up again, could you fix it?
Cid: Of course!

Yuffie walks in, panting heavily.

Vincent: Where's Cait Sith?
Yuffie: Uhh... he stopped to talk to someone and said I should have all the coffee in his room, see ya. (goes to Cait Siths room where Yahoo! is heard).

Meanwhile on the street...

Cait Sith: Ow! Stupid Yuffie, what is wrong with her, ramming me with a grocery cart. Just wait til I get my hands on her. That is, as soon as I get the feeling back in my legs...