Now the gang was crusin' down the highway in Vincent's red convertible. Vincent was wearing dark sunglasses and singing "Surfin USA".

Cid: Shut up, you #^%&$ freak!
Vincent: If you dont like my singing, you can always walk.
Cloud: Vincent, settle down. Ever since you started driving this thing, you've acted really weird. And you've been using contractions...
Vincent: Dont you start, you spiky hair weirdo!
Cloud: ...
Vincent: *Sigh* Sorry Cloud, but this car reminds me of how carefree I used to be, that is before...(he raises his claw to emphasize his point).
Cloud: Its OK, we understand.
Yuffie: Hey Vincent, could you pull over?
Cait Sith: I thought you only got sick in boats and planes.
Yuffie: I'm not sick, it's just that I got the munchies.
Cait Sith: (like the jingle) Did somebody say McDonalds?
Vincent: All right, but we can't eat in the car.
Cait, Cloud, and Yuffie: Yeah!!!
Cid: Zzzz...

Later, at McDonalds...

Vincent: Geez Cid, youre really inhaling those fries...
Cid: I can't help it, they're good! (continues eating)
Cloud: Hey Yuffie, do me a favor and get me some pie?
Cait Sith: PIE?! (he hops to the counter and returns with 100 apple pies).

Just then, the Turks walk in. Reno and Rude are arguing about whose turn it is to pay for lunch, while Elena looks for a place to sit down. She notices Vincent (who is still wearing his sunglasses).

Elena: Hi there, good looking.
Cid: Elena! I'ts Vincent for crying out loud!
Elena: (blushing) Vincent?! Oh, sorry, I didnt recognize you with the glasses. May we join you?
Cloud: All right, I suppose.
Elena: Thanks. (to Reno and Rude) Hey! Let's sit over here.
Rude: With them?
Reno: (to Rude) Shhh!!! Maybe they'll pay the bill...

After lunch (which Reno and Rude had to pay for, heh, heh) Vincent was driving with Yuffie and Elena in his convertible. The guys were in Reno's van, planning to overthrow Vincent.

Reno: Damn that Vincent! He always gets the girls!
Cloud: What do you mean "always"?
Reno: Well, when he was in the Turks---wait, I dont want to talk about that!
Rude: Perhaps we can convince Elena that we are better than he is.
Reno: And how do we do that?
Cloud: How about instead, we make Vincent look bad, you know, make him look weaker than us...
Reno: I see where youre going, how about we-

Meanwhile, in the convertible...

Elena: Thanks for your help Vincent, I really appreciate it.
Vincent: No problem, but what else should we do?
Yuffie: Could someone please tell me whats going on?
Vincent: Im helping Elena get Reno and Rude jealous for her because she helped me get my car.
Yuffie: Oh, hey, I have an idea (whispers in Vincents ear).
Vincent: Thats pretty good, hey Elena, do you have your bathing suit?

Vincent used the PHS to tell Cloud and the others that they would meet at the beach. Renos van got a flat, so Vincent got to the beach first. When Reno's van finally arrived at the beach, they were shocked to see Elena and Yuffie sunning in very skimpy bikinis while Vincent put suntan lotion on them.

Reno: I cant take it any more! DIE VINCENT!!!

Reno lunged at an unsuspecting Vincent. Rude, Cait Sith, and Cloud jumped in also, while Cid acted intelligently and offered the ladies his services.

Elena: No! Dont hurt him, we were just trying to make you guys jealous!
Cid: So they don't really have a good reason to fight?
Elena: No!
Cid: Then they better get the hell outta here!

As Cid said that, a red glow began to emit from Vincent and his eyes started to glow...

Cid: Shit! Its his limit break! Everyone, get down!

Cid, Elena and Yuffie ducked behind a sand dune as Vincent morphed into a winged demon, known as Chaos. Cloud and Cait Sith realized what was happening and tried to get away, but to no avail. Vincent beat the crap out of everybody, and then threw them into Renos van as it pulled away. He changed back to human form and Cid tried to calm him down.

Cid: You OK, Vincent?
Vincent: Im better than they are (pointing at Renos van in the distance). All I got are some scratches. Are you guys OK?
Elena: Yeah, hey Vincent, could you take me home? I don't feel like sunbathing any more.
Yuffie: I want to go home too.

Vincent drove Elena home and was headed towards Seventh Heaven, where Reno had dropped off Cloud and Cait Sith.

Barret: (watching TV) Ha! Cid jus mist da Dukes of Hazard!
Tifa: You really hate that show, huh?
Barret: Yup.
Red XIII: I wonder where the guys are right now.

Cloud and Cait Sith enter, nursing their wounds.

Tifa: Cloud! Cait Sith! What happened?
Cloud: Oh, nothing much, we were just in a fight with Vincent, thats all.
Cait Sith: Is there a First-Aid kit around here? I need some Band-Aids.

Vincent, Cid, and Yuffie walk in. Vincent is still wearing his #@!&% sunglasses!

Vincent: (calmly) Hello everyone. (glares at Cloud and Cait) Hello...Cloud and Cait...
Cloud: I uh...have to go to the bathroom! (runs off)
Cait: And I, uh, have to help him! (runs off in another direction)
Red XIII: So what happened?
Yuffie: They tried to beat up Vincent, but he turned into Chaos and whooped some ass!!!
Tifa: Uhh...nice sunglasses Vincent.
Vincent: Why thank you, Tifa.
Yuffie: He has a car now.
Red, Barret and Tifa: WHAT?!
Vincent: (calmly) It is only a convertible...

5 minutes later...in the convertible...

Barret: Its a shame Red didnt want to come.
Tifa: What did he tell you Yuffie?
Yuffie: Uh, he said he didnt like riding in cars and that I should go instead of him.

At 7th Heaven...

Red: (tied to a chair) Um? Could somebody help me? Yuffie, Ill kill you!