At Seventh Heaven...

Sephy: Hi people.
Cloud: *GASP* Itīs Sephiroth!
Seph: Settle down, Im not going to do anything bad.
Vincent: You have my word on that.
Cid: (mutters) Like a vampires promise is worth anything...
Vincent: Grrr...Cid: Uh, so what are we gonna do today?
Cait: How bout we have a party?
Tifa: Good idea.
Cait: Dont forget to invite the Turks.
Cid: Why?!
Cait: They helped Vincent get his bad-@$$ car!
Cid: Oh yeah...

Later that night...

Reno: Cool party!
Rude: Yeah!
Elena: ....
Vincent: (pulls Elena aside) Whats wrong Elena?
Elena: I guess you hate me now for what my sister did...
Vincent: Im not mad at you.
Elena: (looking up) Really?
Vincent: Uh-huh, would you like some punch?
Elena: Sure.

Rude: Hey Tifa?
Tifa: What?
Rude: Will you marry me?
Tifa: What?! (slaps Rude and walks away).
Rude: Ow...geez, it was just a question....

Yuffie: So you dont drink decaf?
Sephy: No, I drink the real stuff.
Yuffie: I got to try some of that...
Sephy: And talk to your doctor about Prozac, its a lot of fun!

Cid: So you got the hots for my woman?
Reno: I dont think Shera would call herself "your woman".
Cid: She lives in my house!
Reno: But you treat her like dirt!
Cid: Only in front of other people!
Reno: So youre really nice to her when no ones around?
Cid: (whispers) Yes, but if you tell anyone Ill ram my spear up your as-well, you know!
Reno: *GULP*

Cait: How come you talk in ebonics to us, but not to Marlene?
Red: I have been wondering that as well...
Barret: Well, I likes ebonics, but I don want my baby to talk like dat.
Cait: Why?
Barret: Cuz then she wont get no respect from no one.
Red: Like you...
Barret: You a cold man...

Cloud: Whats up Tifa?
Tifa: Rude just proposed marriage to me.
Cloud: I hope youre happy together, have you seen Aeris?
Tifa: I dont want to marry him! I want you, Cloud!
Aeris: (leaping out of no where) Die slut! (lands on Tifa).
Tifa: No, you die! (they start fighting).
Cloud: Uh, Ill be at the snack table, OK?

Cloud goes to the refreshment table and hears something under it.

Cloud: ??? (moves the tablecloth to reveal Vincent and Elena).
Vincent: (menacingly) If you value your life, you will let go of that and forget you ever saw us...
Cloud: (not understanding) Did someone lose a contact?
Elena: Um, yeah, thats right Cloud.
Cloud: OK. (lets go of the cloth and walks away).
Vincent: That was too close...
Elena: Kiss me vampy...
Vincent: Im not a vampire!
Elena: I meant vampy as in sexy...
Vincent: OK (kisses Elena on the forehead) [Like I said, hes a gentleman].

A few hours later, the party ends and Vincent and Elena are on the porch...

Elena: So, you wanna date?
Vincent: If you want to, but I must warn you, I have loved another and I kinda have a crush on someone else...
Elena: Oh, then lets be friends...
Vincent: OK, but how about one more hug and a few kisses? [What a ladies man!]

In the kitchen....

Seph: Youre right! Sugar and Frosted Flakes do taste great together!
Yuffie: See? I told you.
Seph: Sorry I doubted you, hey, want to go to Starbucks tomorrow?
Yuffie: Sure, but how about we go to Java Central tonight?
Seph: Alright! (they leave to get high on caffeine. [Scary, huh?]).