At the bar....

Tifa: Someone care to explain to me why Cid's lost his marbles?
Yuffie: I think he overdosed on that Nicorette stuff.
Cid: (singing) 99 Nicorette gums in a heap, 99 Nicorette gums. If one of those gums I happen to chew, 98 Nicorette gums in a heap...
Vincent: Perhaps it would be better if he just smoked.
Yuffie: Hey Cid, you want a cigarette?
Cid: No thanks Yuffie, I have my gum, and its all I need. (laughs)Vincent: You fix him up, I got a date tonight.
Cloud: A date at the blood bank that is!
Vincent: You are just jealous!
Cloud: Am not!
Yuffie: Poor Cloud. (notices Cid has discovered a whole bunch of dynamite in his jacket) Uh, Cid, why dont you give that to me and Ill get you some gum.
Vincent: Later guys.
Tifa: Arent you going to wear something else?
Vincent: Nah, I cant afford a tux.

A little after midnight, at McDonalds...

Crystal: Im cant believe you though I wanted to go to a fancy restaurant.
Vincent: Well, I wanted to get you the best, but I forgot that I had spent my money on the new transmission for my car.
Crystal: Thats alright, I mean, who needs a fancy place to have a good date? (slides hand over to Vincents)
Vincent: (nervously) Uh, yeah...
Crystal: Am I going to quickly?
Vincent: N-no, I just havent been on a date in years...
Crystal: Poor baby. How about we go to my place?
Vincent: Arent you staying at Elenas?
Crystal: No, I have a room at this nice motel.

Later, at the motel...

Crystal: Just relax while I slip into something more comfortable. (leaves the room)
Vincent: (thinking) Hmm...that car outside looked like Scarlets. I hope she isnt around here. (hears voices from the bedroom)
Crystal: Alright, I got him here, so wheres my money?
Other voice: Here. Im going to have fun tonight, Kya, ha, ha...
Vincent: *GASP* Its Scarlet! I have to get out of here! (tries to open the door but finds it locked).
Scarlet: (walking in) Going somewhere?
Vincent: Aaah!!!!

At 7th Heaven....

Yuffie: Arent you sleepy yet?!
Cid: Nope! (singing) 13 Nicorette gums in a heap, 13 Nicorette gums...

Vincent runs in, his hair all messed up and hes missing both his cape and shirt.

Yuffie: What happened, Vincent?!
Vincent: (panting heavily) Scarlet tried to rape me!
Yuffie: Ewww! Thats disgusting! (pause) How far did she get?
Vincent: She managed to take off my shirt, but I jumped out a window.
Yuffie: Did she follow you?
Vincent: She tried, but then the Silicone Queen got hit by a truck.
Tifa: (walking in) Hey! (slaps Vincent).
Vincent: Ow! I meant Scarlet, not you, whore!
Tifa: Oh...hey now!
Yuffie: Shut up, hootchie mama!
Tifa: Make me! (slaps Yuffie).
Yuffie: Now its personal, die slut! (kicks Tifa).

Tifa: Hey! (both start hitting and kicking each other until a cat fight begins).
Cid: (still singing) 1 Nicorette gum! If one of those gums I happen to chew, no Nicorette gums in a heap! (realizes what that means) No gum? Aaah! No gum! (starts to have a seizure).
Vincent: Cid! (runs to help Cid, but gets in the way of Yuffie and Tifa. He gets really beat up since he doesnt hit girls [what a gentleman, huh?]).