The entire gang is once again hanging out at Tifas Seventh Heaven. We find Cloud and Cid in the middle of an argument.

Cloud: Well, you smell like cigarettes!
Cid: Shut up, you &$^%# !
Cloud: Uh, you're old!
Cid: &$^*% you, you rotten *%&*$ !
Tifa: Cloud, Cid, stop fighting!
Red XIII: Why do you two always get in an argument when you get near each other?
Cid: Its not my fault! *%*$* Cloud here always starts these *$^*%^ fights!
Tifa: Stop cussing Cid!
Cid: Why?!
Yuffie: Because you sound like a *%&$ retard when you do!
Everyone: *GASP*
Yuffie: Oops.
Cait Sith: Now look what you did Cid, you got Yuffie cursing as well!
Cid: ....
Vincent: Why don't you censor yourself Cid?
Cid: Huh?
Vincent: Remember FF4 and the spoony bard?
Cid: Oh yeah. Well, Ill try to stop cursing, but I ain't making no promises!
Tifa: That's all we can expect from you Cid...
Cloud: Heh, heh.
Cid: Shut up, you d--
Vincent: Cid!
Cid: Dillweed! What did you think I was going to say?

Later, Cid, Vincent, Yuffie, and Cloud are on the Highwind heading towards the crater because Cloud thinks he left his "Knights of the Round" materia there.

Cid: How can you lose a thing like that?!
Cloud: It wasnt my fault! You were the one who dragged me back after the fight.
Cid: Maybe I should have left you down there, you as-
Vincent: Cid!
Cid: A-atrocity filled vermin!
Vincent: Just checking.
Cid: (mumbles something)
Vincent: Cid....dont make me have to kill you...
Cid: What?! All I said was---
Yuffie: (looking down) Hey look!
Cloud: What do you see Yuffie?
Yuffie: Something shiny, about 200 ft below us.
Cid: I don't see anything.
Cloud: (smirking) Isn't bad vision a sign of old age?
Cid: Go to he--
Vincent: (glares at Cid)...
Cid: Err...heck!!
Vincent: (nods).
Cloud: Hey! That's mean!
Cid: Mean? Ha! Ill show you mean! You little sh-err--spoony person (grabs his spear and aims it at Cloud).
Cloud: EEK! Mommy! (runs behind Vincent).
Vincent: *Sigh* Stop that Cid, you might hurt yourself.
Cid: Alright... (turns around to put his spear away, but it knocks Yuffie off the Highwind).
Yuffie: Aaaaaaeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Vincent: ....! (jumps over the railing and catches Yuffie, then flies back).
Cid: You OK kid?
Yuffie: (pale as a ghost) Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.....
Cid: Oops...
Cloud: You idiot! You almost killed Yuffie! (thinks about it for a second) Then again, that might not have been that bad...
Vincent: Cloud, take Yuffie to the operations room so she can recuperate.
Cloud: OK (leaves with Yuffie).
Cid: Oops.
Vincent: Enough with the oops, will ya?
Cid: Oh well, no harm done.
Vincent: To you maybe.
Cid: I didnt mean to knock that b-
Vincent: Cid!
Cid: Brat! I was gonna say brat!
Vincent: Sure...
Cid: Why doncha believe me?!
Vincent: Do you truly want an answer to that?
Cid: No, not really...
Vincent: Anyways, heres Cloud's materia(throws a red orb at Cid).
Cid: Why the heck do you have it?
Vincent: When I caught Yuffie, it fell from her pocket.
Cid: Bull-(Vincent glares)-doody! You had it all the time didn't you?
Vincent: (trying to act innocent) Who me?
Cid: Yes you. How come you had it?
Vincent: I wanted one for myself...
Cid: What the fu--fudge?
Vincent: Well, its the strongest thing we have, right?
Cid: Except for my bad as-err...cool ship.
Vincent: I need something powerful to destroy Scarlet.
Cid: Oh yeah, that bit--err...despicable animal warmonger.
Vincent: ???
Cid: I got that off some show Yuffie once watched.
Vincent: Oh. Anyway, you won't tell anyone, will you?
Cid: Hmm...(thinks) Is there any way I can get something out of this? (out loud)
Give me some time to think about it...
Vincent: Dont take too long, I might find a way to blame it on you.
Cid: Oh fu--crimeny!

Back at Seventh Heaven...

Tifa: How's you cursing Cid?
Cid: Ive stopped a bit, but answer me something...
Tifa: What?
Cid: How come I have to stop cursing, but that spoony Barret doesn't?
Tifa: Uh, err, uh, (nervous laugh).
Vincent: Its not right that Cid has to stop cursing if Barret can still cuss.
Tifa: Fine, you can cuss Cid, but don't do it as often, OK?
Cid: OK. Let's go vampy.
Vincent: I'm not a vampire...
Tifa: Where are you guys going?
Cid: McDonalds, vampy's paying for me and my crew.
Tifa: Uh, OK...

After McDonalds, in the Highwind...

Cid: Thanks for helping me out with Tifa, Vincent.
Vincent: Whatever, but are you satisfied with that and lunch for you and your buddies?
Cid: Uh, (thinks) Can I get another dinner or am I taking too many risks here? (notices Vincents eyes glowing) (out loud) No, thats all I need. I promise not to tell anyone bout the materia.
Vincent: Good.
Cid: Say, how come you dont cuss? All you say is ....! Like when Yuffie fell off the Highwind.
Vincent: Lucrecia used to slap me when I cursed.
Cid: She was abusive?
Vincent: No! (blushing) She was just, uh, very strict...
Cid: Uh-huh.
Vincent: Just shut up and steer!
Cid: Look, I dont have my hands on the wheel!
Vincent: Aaah! Watch out for that tree!
Cid: ??? (notices the Highwind is ready to ram into a redwood). Aaah!

After the crash, and in the tree...

Vincent: Didnt I tell you to keep your hands on the steering wheel?
Cid: Ah, go blow it out your ear, you fink.
Vincent: I can fly down, but what will you do, thats at least a 100 ft drop.
Cid: D'oh! This is a bummer in the first degree!
Vincent: Shall I tell someone to bring a ladder?
Cid: Why don't you just carry me like Yuffie?
Vincent: *Ahem* Reason Number 1: You are a guy. Reason Number 2: You weigh more. And finally, Reason Number 3: I might feel like dropping you.
Cid: You suck!
Vincent: No, I fly. (flies away).
Cid: Spoony vampire!

The end...then again, maybe not...

At Sheras house...

Shera: (fixing up dinner) I wonder if Cid will ever get here... (knock on door) I wonder who that could be...(goes to door and opens it).
Cid: (bleeding in many places) Get me some Band-Aids, woman!
Shera: What happened to you? Did you fall out of a tree?
Cid: No! I was pushed!
Shera: Pushed? By whom?
Cid: That fink Vincent, he heard me call him a spoony vampire.
Vincent: (from the den) I heard that!

Now its THE END.