Casual Fridays
My fav games 
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my greatest pickup lines (i stole these from a friend)Hey baby, are you in the mood for swimming? 'Cause I was hoping I could show you my breast stroke.
Hi. My name is _______, you might want to remember that, because you'll be screaming it all night.
Put a dollar partially hanging out of your pants and when he/she asks about the dollar, tell them: "It's all you can eat for under a dollar."
Wanna play Amusement Park? You sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight.
Hey baby, wanna ride my convertible? It’s got a pop up top and its good for a long ride.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
(For those who are vertically challenged) Hey baby, some of us use our hormones growing tall and others use them growing other extensions.
Wanna play Army? I'll lie on my back and you can blow me away!
No, that's not a gun in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
(Start winking and smiling) Hey baby, what winks and fucks like a tiger?
They say: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You say: "Do you have the energy?"
They say: “Do you have a match?” You say: “How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?”
Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.
I love every bone in your body… especially mine.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes… Be on it.
You say: “Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?” They say: “No.” You say: “Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.”
Do you clean your pants with Windex? ‘Cause I swear I can see myself in them. Hey baby, are you in the mood for swimming? 'Cause I was hoping I could show you my breast stroke.
Hi. My name is _______, you might want to remember that, because you'll be screaming it all night.
Put a dollar partially hanging out of your pants and when he/she asks about the dollar, tell them: "It's all you can eat for under a dollar."
Wanna play Amusement Park? You sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight.
Hey baby, wanna ride my convertible? It’s got a pop up top and its good for a long ride.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
(For those who are vertically challenged) Hey baby, some of us use our hormones growing tall and others use them growing other extensions.
Wanna play Army? I'll lie on my back and you can blow me away!
No, that's not a gun in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
(Start winking and smiling) Hey baby, what winks and fucks like a tiger?
They say: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You say: "Do you have the energy?"
They say: “Do you have a match?” You say: “How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?”
Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.
I love every bone in your body… especially mine.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes… Be on it.
You say: “Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?” They say: “No.” You say: “Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.”
Do you clean your pants with Windex? ‘Cause I swear I can see myself in them.
