YOU HAVE REACHED MASHTOOTH MOSQUIRO. THE WORLD'S MOST REDICULOUS AND MEANINGLESS WEBCOMIC. NO QUIRKY SIDEKICKS. NO CYNICAL SNIPPETS. ONLY CRAP THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE SENSE EITHER.
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8/26/01 TODAY'S MASHTOOTH: THE SHOW IS OVER. THE ENERGY AND ADRENALINE HAVE KICKED DOWN AND NOW FORGE HAS TAKEN EUGENE TO BARG CITY'S CELEBRITY BAR. IT ALL PROMISES TO BE A GOOD TIME UNTIL...GARY CONDIT ATTACKS!! THE ZIPPER GROUPIES ARE WELL KNOWN TERRORISTS, AND WITH GARY CONDIT AS THEIR LEADER, WHAT POSSIBLE HORRORS COULD THEY HAVE IN MIND FOR BARG CITY'S FAVORITE DJ AND HIS FRIEND?? STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 5..."THE TERROR OF CAPTAIN WINGNUT!" [shudder.]
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8/7/01 TODAY'S MASHTOOTH: THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER ARRIVES!!! IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BALLADEER, BING CROZBY!! WHAT'S HE DOING IN BARG CITY, HOME OF MASHTOOTH AND EUGENE?? PUTTING ON A CONCERT, THAT'S WHAT.
AND WHAT DID THE ATM MACHINE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, YOU ASK? WELL, OF COURSE FORGE NEEDED THE EXTRA SCRATCH TO SEND BING THE BUS FARE TO THE CONCERT!! BING CROZBY AND DJ FORGE, THE CITY'S MOST POWERFUL DUO!!stay tuned. it's gonna get worse.--------------------------------------
7/31-01 TODAY'S MASHTOOTH: EVERYONE'S FAVORITE RABID MOSQUITO MEETS A NEW AND STARTLING CHARACTER NAMED FORGE. MUCHO EUGENE IS QUICK TO MAKE FRIENDS, BUT MASHTOOTH ISN'T SO SURE. FIRST OFF, WHERE DOES A TALKING TOP HAT COME FROM AND WHY THE HELL WOULD HE WANT TO USE AN ATM MACHINE?? THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO TUNE FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, TENATIVELY ENTITLED... "IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MOUNT VESUVIUS" OR "BLING BING." now, ya know ya can't miss somethin' like that!!!
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