December Rambles
DEC 26, 01
This is it...the time IS upon us...are you ready to take that first step into a different reality, the new dimension that is known as, SteAve???...Ladies and Gentlemen, SteAve's BeeOtch's are ON THE AIR!!!
DEC 23, 01
The time is upon us, a new reality is set to begin today...all will be pleased of the accomplishments that this small site has made in its small journey...especially this one...
A sneak peak at SteAve's BeeOtchs coming someday or maybe...never?
DEC 22, 01
Hello all, some important and interesting stuff has been called to my attention over the past couple days. This is the most coolest thing I've ever watched in some time, actually the coolest "2" things I've watched in some time...Ladies and gentlemen...I give you, "Invader Zim", and "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"...these are the coolest cartoons i have ever seen, they are freaking hilarious. I suggest the people that come to this website (hehe), read what I just said and go find these shows. GET THEM!!!, they rule beyond all things rule-able.
Don't forget...sneak preview of SteAve's BeeOtchs coming tomorrow...
DEC 19, 01
Coming Soon to a Monkeys R Us Site near you...the coolest thing YET to happen in this sites existence...::heart pounding sound:: a new perspective on happenings around the globe... a weekly column so action packed, we had to turn down Arnold Schwarzenegger...get ready for...SteAve's BeeOtchs!!!
::CROWD CHEERING::
Starts Bitching Next
Week!!!
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DEC 17, 01
Aww...did u miss me??? HA...nobody comes to this site anyways...just wanted to let everybody ::ahem:: I mean, "me" know why I mysteriously haven't written any new shizznit in a couple days...so here's a damn list:
1. I'm super pissed cuz the Redwings
are really sucking ass right now(5 goals in 7 games) and they got shut
out...again. 2 games in a row.
2. I just didn't feel like writing.
3. ...but alas, I have been doing cool things to the site, e.g.: scrollbar
colors, and a little message that displays in ur status bar at the very first
page of the site...
So dammit, don't whine about how I haven't been updating the site...CUZ I HAVE...AHHHH...yeah yeah I know, nobody comes here. Hopefully ill be getting something to put up on the Cool Stuff page soon...so WATCH OUT for that...
DEC 14, 01
(Later in the day)
OK, sites back up to full functionality now...whew, I was
worried all my fans were gonna get restless with this precious piece of artwork
down for the count...Disaster Avoided, score one for the good guys
Oh yeah and to get in the mood for X-mas, ill put up something special for all
the holiday hopefuls...
::sighs:: dammit dammit dammit...I had to delete every single one of my pages today cuz I was going to change something, but I totally screwed it up on something so simple yet stupid. SO the site will probably be back up by tonight, tomorrow at the latest. I know, it'll be a tough day without this site, but alas for yonder blah blah blah...sorry, that's all the Shakespeare I know...so until the sites back up...here's something to take ur mind off of this lovely site being down...ill finish the contact page later...peace out
DEC 13, 01
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! this should go in my weekly BeeOtch section...dammit, it seems whatever Email address I put up, that email account feels like taking the day off....stupid POS emails...anyway I'm putting up a new Email...3rd times a charm...dammit
Anyways, what ill probably end up doing to this page later on in this Website Phase of mine, is making it a Current News, sort of thing...if u smell what imp cooking'. Ya know, kinda what's goin on around here....I DUNNO...dammit, IM TRYING...eh, who am I kidding im the only looking at this site...so im basically typing this out for one person...ME!!! So im basically the only one surfing this site. Hey at least I can say im the sites #1 fan...bleh
DEC 12, 01
Hello and welcome to my site, bleh. I just know, I JUST KNOW IT, if somebody ever happens upon this page, I'll bet ill get a damn email from them saying, why is ur site called "Monkeys_R_Us" if u haven't any monkeys. So listen up class this is the only time I feel like explaining this crap to u. Boredom, that's it...BOREDOM. This site sole purpose is to fill that empty void in my life, and when I see it on the internet it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside...blah... I'm trying to make it as rad as possible...yep I said rad...I know this page will never get popular, I bet hardly noone will ever see it, but ill always try to make it awesome, even if I have no idea what to do with the site...seems like now a days, everybody's sites have a purpose...but mine on the other hand, it probably wont ever have a purpose, its just gonna be here to exist, and im gonna put what ever the hell I feel like putting on this site, cuz dammit, ITS MINE!
Notice over to ur left, no ur OTHER left, I have comprised the site of links, OH JOY...4 to be exact, someday there might be more, some day, there might be the same 4, depends if I ever feel like updating...I doubt that anybody besides me and a couple people might ever see this site, but I really don't give a damn, this website is for me. Once again to fill that void, empty I might add.
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if u wanna know what "©s" is, that's my site name, for those of u who care