"WHAT ARE YOU ON, AND WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING?!!"
--Cassie

"You are gay. I mean, seriously. Bent as Backstreet Boys."
--Katie

"God didn't create humans to be homosexual! He made Adam and Eve, not Adam and... and STEVE!"
--Katie II

"Who did what to whose dog for how many cookies?"
--Cassie

"Bite my ass, bitch!"
"Only if you pay me."
--Alex (F) and Katie

"I'm BACK!"
"*Dully* Yaaay."
"C'mon, people! That's not perky! Let's perk, PERK!"
--Elan and Katie

"Can I have my jacket back?"
"No."
"But it's MY jacket!"
"Oh, well, it's mine now."
"No, it's not."
"Well, you claimed me, and the jacket is yours, so therefore, it's mine."
"Well, I have a problem with my property wearing my property. Goes against my beliefs."
--Brian and Danielle

"HEY! Let's confuse Katie!"
".... Huh?"
"... OK, now that that's done, what next?"
--Rachel and Katie

"I hate thongs. Why would anyone want to purposely floss their butt?"
--Kathleen

"Neither near nor far, here nor there, the Spiffy Tumultuous Strawberry of Painful Agonizing Death looms on the horizon for all eternity, awaiting its day of triumph."
--Katie

"Hey! Get back here! We're going to evangelize you!"
--Elan

(*Coughing*)"Excuse me while I die..."
"That's OK, just don't do it again."
--Katie and Ashley

"WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE ENJOY PICKING UP THE SHORT PERSON?!!!"
--Katie

"Eeenie, meenie, minie, moe! Rob a bank and get some dough! Grab the money, don't be slow! Eenie, meenie, minie, moe!"...."My brother says to pick the fast car or you'll get caught and you are it!"
--Katie

"OK, OK! I have a question!"
".... Oh, God...."
"Who is the sexiest muppet EVER?!!"
"Animal!"
".... Dude, no. Gonzo. Need I explain what you can use that nose for?"
--Katie and Elise

"The pidgeons are coming! The pidgeons are coming! They're going to eat all the zebras!"
--Laurel

"God, damnit, why can't I have bigger boobs?!!"
"Oh, shit, she's talking about her boobs..."
"I mean, I would be happy if they were the size of grapefruits, but nnooooo!! I have freaking itty-bitty apples or something!"
"You are the only girl I know who compares her breasts to fruit!"
--Katie and TC

"You're cornier that corn/cornbread!"
--Unknown stupid ass (Yes, he said this to me in all honesty, trying to taunt me. 9_9 )

"What the....?! Oh my God..."
"What?"
"Jesus Christ, there's a dead bird back here!"
"What?!"
"A headless dead bird! Oh, shit, I'm not picking it up!"
".... [Saffyre], you're out there picking up dog shit, yet you refuse to pick up a dead bird?"
"There's a difference! That thing has death cooties!"
--Katie and Danielle

"Be careful opening that [cup of steaming hot mocha]."
"Mom, I'm not gonna spill it!" *Opens cup, spills on leg* "Oh, OW!!!.... Shut up, Mom."
--Katie's Mom and Katie

"My jacket is so much better than yours."
"Nuh-uh! Mine's leather!"
"So's mine."
"Well, mine's black!"
"So? Mine's tougher! If our jackets got into a fight, mine would SO kick your jacket's ass!"
--Katie and Danielle

*While driving* "What does [that sign] mean, 'Mojave, straight?'"
"They don't have any gays?"
--Danielle and Katie

*While playing Tekken 4, and losing* "C'mon, Danielle! Kick his ass! Cheese, Danielle, cheese! Cheese like the Swiss!"
--Katie

"That... that horried, hideous, disgusting, vile.... hold on, let me get a thesaurus.... abject, appalling, bad, base, cheesy, coarse, contemptible, corrupt, cruddy, debased, degenerate, depraved, despicable, disgraceful, disgusting, evil, filthy, foul, grungy, horrible, horrid, humiliating, ignoble, immoral, impure, iniquitous, loathsome, low, mean, miserable, nasty, nauseating, nefarious, noxious, perverted, raunchy, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, scuzzy, shocking, sickening, sinful, sleazy, stinking, ugly, vicious, vulgar, wicked, worthless, wretched sleaze-Cheeto!!"
"OK, now I KNOW that last one wasn't in the thesaurus."
--Katie and Alex (M)

And that's it, until my friends and I decide to become mentally retarded once more.