These are the various quotes I've gathered from movies, TV shows, books, and video games. Obviously, the statement in quotations is the actual quote. Underneath it is the character[s] and the origin, in that order. So, it'll be like this:
"Quote!"
--Name[s], Title of movie/game/book/etc.
I hope this has enlightened you.

"Life is like a bowl of oranges. Only, instead, one of those oranges is destined to rule the others with an iron fist. It is the orange of DOOM. And that orange... is me."
--Unknown

"Continue.... if you don't mind dying."
--Lloyd/Noril, Legend of Dragoon

"You kept callin' me 'boy'! Guess what?! I'm OLDER than you!!"
--Dark Schneider, Bastard!!

"If that was supposed to be a joke, that was cruel. If that was sarcasm, that was even worse."
--Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing Episode Zero

"Minime.... stop humping the 'laser'! Geez, why don't you and the 'laser' get a frickin' room!"
--Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"Turn into that monster thing and help me!"
"I'll do that when you become an honest woman!"
"What do you mean by that?!!"
"We don't always get what we want!"
--Raina and Guy, Guy II

"THIS is why you called me down here? I'm missing my f*cking morning cartoons!"
--Loki, Dogma

"HUH?!! But I thought Your Majesty and Miaka were an item! *Lightbulp* I get it! It's a manage et troi--"
*BOOM!*
"Let's ignore the subtelty challanged and proceed, Your Majesty."
--Tasuki and Nuriko, Fushigi Yuugi (Manga)

"Once again, Joe, you are being too loud. Die quietly!"
--Wolfgang Krouser, Fatal Fury: The Movie

"What are you--?!!"
"Easy. I take your gun.... flip it around.... *While shooting* and you get to play with the fun end!"
--Random Evil Minion and Chase Carter, Lara Croft Comics

"Why do [the seers] do it?"
"Do what?"
"Cut out their eyes. It creeps me out."
"They say it helps with their vision."
"That's about as smart as cutting off your staff in order to help your sex life!"
--Horeb and Rek, Legend

"What about you, Zidane? What do you do when you need to cry?"
"I get real grabby when I'm sad!"
--Garnet and Zidane, Final Fantasy IX

"Zidane, I love you, so you'd better come back!"
--Eiko, Final Fantasy IX

"We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
--Narrator, Fight Club

"Whoa!! You're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend, who is standing in front of a van loaded with 400lbs of nitroglycerin!"
--Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
--Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
--Narrator, Fight Club

"I didn't know you could fly a plane!"
"Fly, yes. Land, no."
--Henry and Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade

"Get OFF.. the nuclear.. warhead."
--???, Armageddon

"American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"
--The Russian guy, Armageddon

"I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear warhead, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."
--???, Broken Arrow

*In a burning building*
"I want you to stay here."
"Why?"
"Because I hate you."
--Mr. Tinkles and the tabby, Cats and Dogs

"No, she is the Undead!"
"She's alive?!"
"No! She is Nosferatu!"
"She's Italian!?"
--Von Helsing and Jonathan, Dracula: Dead and Loving it

"Listen, Lady. I only speak two languages: English and Bad English!"
--Corban Dallas, Fifth Element

"Pick spot. Shut up. Wait."
--???, Final Fantasy X

"I ain't heard no fat lady!"
"Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady."
--[Will Smith] and [Jeff Goldblum], Independance Day

"You know how to use that [sword]?"
"Sure.. The pointy end goes into the other guy."
Zorro and [Antonio Banderas], The Mask of Zorro

"Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb."
--Dark Helmet, Space Balls

And that's pretty much it.... for now!! *Evil laugh*