Misheard Beatle Lyrics

"We Can Work It Out"
Wicked work it out
We can work it out


"Mean Mr. Mustard"
His sister Pam works in a shop/she never stops/she's a coconut
His sister Pam works in a shop/she never stops/she's a go-getter


"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was way beyond a man
And the way she looked was way beyond compare


"In My Life"
With lovers and friends, as Stu can recall
With lovers and friends, I still can recall


"Strawberry Fields Forever"
No more laughing kids in my tree
No more laughing imagery
No one I think is in my tree

I think a melody, ah yes, but it's all wrong
I think I know I mean a "Yes", but it's all wrong


"Penny Lane"
The pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tray
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray

Denny Laine is in my ears, and in my eyes
Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes


"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da"
With a couple of kids running in the yard, that Desmond and Molly chose
With a couple of kids running in the yard, of Desmond and Molly Jones


"Let It Be"
And when the broken hearted people living in the world of dreams
And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree

If there will be cancer, let it be
There will be an answer, let it be


"Here, There and Everywhere"
And if she's beside me, I know I need Medicare
And if she's beside me, I know I need never care


"Helter Skelter"
I got blessed ´cause I´m the biggest!
I got blisters on my fingers!


"Michelle"
Sunday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensembles, tres bien ensembles


"I Am The Walrus"
Grab and lock a fish wife
Crabalocker fishwife

See how they run like fish from a gun
See how they run like pigs from a gun

Everybody smoke pot
Everybody's got one


"Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
I sat on the rug, biting my tie, drinking her wine
I sat on the rug, biding my time, drinking her wine


"Baby You're A Rich Man"
(Towards the End)
Baby, you're a rich, fag, jew
Baby, you're a rich man too.

Tuned to it naturally
Tuned to a natual E


"Across The Universe"
Try cruel days, ah
Jai guru deva, om


"When I'm 64"
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 6 feet 4
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64


"Sgt.Pepper/With A Little Help From My Friends"
Give me cheese!
Billy Shears


"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Eating chocolate cake in the bath
Eating chocolate cake in a bag

Honeymooning down by the sand/saint
Honeymooning down by the Seine

The newspeople said, say what you're doing in bed/ I say I'm only trying to get me a piece!
The news people said say what you're doing in bed?/ i say i'm only trying to get us some peace.


"Drive My Car"
Maybe you can drive my car
Baby you can drive my car


"Day Tripper"
State trooper
Day Tripper

She's a prick teaser
She's a big teaser


"The Inner Light"
The father weight travels
The farther one travels


"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I get high/I get hives
I can't hide


"It's All Too Much"
(The very, very beginning of the song when no one can understand George..)
It's All Too Much
To Your Mother
Too Young Mother
Too Darn Much
To Your Butt
?????? (No one really knows what George said....)


"Old Brown Shoe"
I'll be skating from this zoo
Got me escaping from this zoo


"Hey Bulldog"
April Dog
Hey Bulldog


"I'll Follow The Sun"
One day you'll look to see a gun
One day you'll look to see I've gone

"She Said, She Said"
Who put all those things in your hair?
Who put all those things in your head?


"Ticket To Ride"
She's got a chicken to ride, but she don't care
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care


"Back In The U.S.S.R"
And JOJO's always on my mind
And George is always on my mind
And Georgia's always on my mind


"Within You, Without You"
We were talking about the lovely overchair
We were talking about the love that we all share


"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds


The girl with colits goes by
The girl with kaleidescope eyes

Follow her doll to a ridge by a mountain
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain

Newspaper taxis/the beard on the Shah
News people taxing the beer on the shore
Newspaper taxis/appear on the shore

Plasticine posters with looking glass ties
Plasticine porters with looking glass ties


"All You Need Is Love"
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to B.O in time
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time.


"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to march for money
I don't care too much for money


"Nowhere Man"
Isn't he a bitch like you and me?
Isn't he a bit like you and me?


"Good Day Sunshine"
I've got something I can blab about
I've got something I can laugh about