Welcome to The Black Hole, Home of Yelsha's favorite North Dakotan and resident alien, Nick Knoll.

Nicknames of the North Dakota Alien:

• Knick Knoll
• Czar
• Pink Panther
• Crippler
• Nicky Wicky
• Meister of Procrastination
• Meister of the Dance

Things That Knick likes:

• The Cubs
• Dennis Leary
• Jack Nicholson
• Jimmieville(????)
• Likes Kids
  • Wants To Be A Teacher
  • Teachs CCD
    • Irish Catholic
  • Coaches Little League
    • First Career Win ~June 23, 1999

"Now I can refer to something else being a Black Hole that isn't my closet" -Nick Knoll (June 1999)